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Global warming.
What was the best thing before sliced bread? |
Crackers and cheese.
Is America the land of big meat eaters? |
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Yes, we invented BarBQ, the only way to eat. I defy anyone in the world to outcook an American when it comes to meat. Why do egg farts smell so bad? |
Because egg yolks are impregnated with essence of brussel sprout.
If I laugh last will I laugh longest? Best regards. Fubar2Niner |
Only if the person who started laughing before you stops first.
What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped? |
Kerrrrrplunk!!!
If I'm a yankie doodle dandie, yankie doodle do or die. What should I do... erm die ???? Best regards. Fubar2Niner |
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How many ships did it take to transport the entire Legion to Carthage? |
If the ark took two of everything, it couldn't have been many.
Why didn't Achillies where armour plated boots? Best regards. Fubar2Niner |
There weren't any in his size.
What's the synonym for thesaurus? |
A. Language reference book, onomasticon, reference book, storehouse of words...
Q. If the left wing think that they are always right, why are they so sinister? |
Because they have to use the right side of their brain to flap.
What is the opposite of antithesis? |
Mother-in-law
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? |
Nothing as it has not evolved into a new life form yet.
When it dose, what will it's first words be? |
A. Mama
Q. Can a cheese grater only grate cheese? |
Yes. When you use it to grate potatoes it turns into a potato grater.
What magic tricks do you know? |
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