Certainly he believes that the weather was good....
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Here's the link to the cannibal's story: http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking...ry_669940.html I am no better than this guy :88): http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/2...kingstupid.jpg Quote:
However it feels good not to be the only dummy :know: The nice people who wrote the article give me at least some excuses - I claim them all: Quote:
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Well....no more naughty lessons till Thursday.....mines a Magners http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...leys/lager.gif
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The Slovenes were insulted by the Americans, so they bombed New York. The US president said we will bomb Slovenia until they beg for mercy. So they send in their bombers and bomb all day, nothing, not a word from Ljubljana. So the next day they send in all their missiles, still nothing. On the third day they start dropping nukes, not a word. The president calls his generals to ask them whats going on. No one knows. All of a sudden the secretary of state comes in and says: ''mr. president, a strange thing, Slovaks have been beging us for mercy for three days now for no apparent reason'' |
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The funniest jokes are the ones based in truth. :yeah: |
We got used to it. A word mixup, wrong anthem and so on. We usualy get by with a 7,4 million strong epic facepalm (2 million Slovenia plus 5,4 million Slovakia).
But there's less and less of that. It means we're getting more recognition :rock: |
:haha: good one!
So the Australians are lucky that Reagan was not in power in WW2 :03: |
Reminds me of this 'oldie'.
George Bush is being giving his daily briefing. He is told that yesterday three Brazilian soldiers were killed. "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally he looks up with a devastated expression on his face and he asks, "How many is a brazillion?' |
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Went to see "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark" last night, and it didn't suck.
Wasn't as good as the original which scared me witless as a kid, but it was a decent popcorn muncher and sure beat the heck out of the "Vampire Flavor of the Month" flicks which make up most of the horror genre today. It did get less scary once the monsters were fully revealed, but at least they weren't cupie dolls like the original. |
I've seen that and yes I must agree :yep:
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