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eventually found the forbidden apple
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He ate it and turned
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into an ugly dwarf gremlin
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of the red eye tribe
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who's retinas gleamed by moonlight
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then closed when sunlight appeared
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slowly festering becoming infested with
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A terrible malady, which caused
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puss heads, scabs, and welts :doh::oops::down:
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to become things of beauty
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Compassionate El Whacko kissed them better!! :oops::doh:
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and was diagnosed with chirpees :yep:(transmitted by kissing game birds of the skirt variety)
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a disease with no cure
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El Whacko took some advise and
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read an old victorian almanac (stating that squirel droppings diluted in water with gun power and snail slime is the only cure for Chirpees)
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