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TarJak
What is the speed of dark? |
Obvious much faster then the speed of light.
Is it safe to put a flying saucer into a dish washer? |
Sure, if it's small enough to fit.
Are there really only two peas in a pod? |
Depends on the size of the pod.
How far can you cast a pod? |
far enough to deny any participation.
What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum? |
The juicy kind.
Who does as they say and not as they do? |
Very few I'd say.
Can you mean what you say if you say what you mean? |
You can if you're Horton hatching the egg.:D
"an elephant's faithful, one hundred per cent!" If humans get Elephantiasis, what do elephants get? |
A. Poached! :nope:
Q. Is a mouse really unafraid of an elephant? |
Of course it is.
Are you behind on your mortgage repayments? |
Haven't had a mortgage for nearly five years now...thank God.
What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders? |
Human lack of confidence in their own abilities.
ever had a hard drive Crash? |
Twice ........... Fortunately there were no injuries.
Why should I never teach my granny to suck eggs? Best regards. Fubar2Niner |
Because she probably knows more than you do.:D
How old does an apple have to get before becoming a Granny Apple? |
At least 2 worms in it (like the cartoons)
Why is it a thunderstorm in Oklahoma will produce a horrid tornado, but the same storm in NJ will just be noisy? |
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