Granted, but you saying that becomes so annoying that you are eventually fitted with cement shoes and thrown in the river

I wish I could make cement shoes

Granted, you're the only one making those and the Feds arrest you due to your connections in the Mafia.

I wish my house had a built-in missile silo with a ICBM inside plus a control room.

Granted, however your house is built right over the top of it and they forgot to install the doors so the missle explodes on impact with your floor.

I wish my cement shoes were more comfortable and they didn't squeak when I walk.

Granted, because of the crap your eating on that diet of yours, you lose weight and they now fit better.

I wish I never need to go on such a diet and can continue to enjoy the Indian and Chinese cuisine.

Granted, you die prematurely because of an unfortunate accident, you never had to go on a diet before you died...

I wish Schultz had died yesterday, now I have to execute Operation Bloody Vengeance II...

Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/d...h_genie9hy.gifBut everytime you kill Shultz he will be reincarnated
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I wish i didnt have to go to Hospital tomorrow.

Granted, you instead directly go home and slowly suffer from your disease.

I wish I had a working, indestructible WWII period Jeep delivered to my home.

Granted, but because maintence (oil, tyres) costs are high you can't afford it.

I wish I didn't broke my ribs.

Granted, you broke your spine

I wish now was later

Granted, but if now was later you would have a now less to live
I wish I had a coffee

Granted, you now have a coffee coloured.......handbag.

I wish the sun would always shine.

Granted, there is no more nighttime! Climate change will go into overdrive.

I wish for a big fat juicy slice of pizza right about now.

Granted, but it's topped with pepperoni, mushrooms and dog.

I wich I new hough 2 spel.

Granted, you learn how to spell just when the new Anti-Writing Regime comes into power and throws you into the Gulag

I wish for random nonsense

Granted, but your random nonsense has just been crashed.
I wish it would be so hot here