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Pessimist...I live in the real world. :03:
Are you about to shout out the window at the plants? |
A. No, but if I see that cat again he is going to get an earful of my opinion.
Q. Do you talk to your plants? |
Wot plants?
No really, what plants? |
Only whilst planting.
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? |
To keep you focused, I guess.
Is it allowed for a fly to go into a no fly zone? |
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I suppose it depends on what arnaments it is carrying. Why do I save my number 2s for on the plane, just to stink people out? Am I a sicko, or a great real life troll? |
That question you can only answer your self.
Why is the lawn from a neighbor always greener? |
Because I tend it for him.
Why is a boxing ring square? |
Not for me. I don't follow any sports.
If you're an apprentice, does that mean you have a preoccupation? |
Yes.
What about post-occupations? :hmmm: |
Then your old :haha:
Do you fear getting old? |
No...that's a question I should be asking you guys.
Have you ever been so mad at the dumbest little thing? :hmmm: |
Sure, I'm like anyone else.
Do you feel ashamed when this has happened to you? |
That depends.
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? |
A. No, it is biological and some things are annoying regardless how trivial to others.
Q. When you shake a man's hand in greeting, how many times should your arm go up and down? |
Not so many times that he starts to get excited or aroused.
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? |
Don't ask me, I just got in from my voluntary work and need my mug of coffee first.
Quick question...Should jim become are next King of England? |
You better ask the queen of England.
I think it's time for a beer. Care to join me? |
My pleasure.
Got a bottle opener? |
Got one on me key ring
What will you have? |
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