Granted, now you have to go to the south pole to buy milk.

I wish chocolate milk came from chocolate cows.

Granted, but now your chocolate steak from a chocolate cow melts into your barbeque causing a major conflagration that destroys your home and burns supper at the same time.

I wish the milk store at the south pole was really on the equator.

Crushed Dream nineteen eighty-four: Big Brother is watching...

Granted, but the hot tempratures cause the milk to go sour.

I wish I was 9ft tall.

Granted but you keep hitting your head on the cealing in a 8 foot tall room, or most rooms for that matter.;)

I wish for it to not rain today(sence its 12:00 where I live) and but it will still rain just not today.;)

Granted, it doesnt rain today, theres a blizzard intead


I wish I was the Reincarnation of Kiaser willhem and I was the Glorious leader of the empire of tellytubby land.

Granted, now take your, moustache, hand bag and scooter and bugger off!

I wish tellytubbies were less adorable.

Granted, they are now 18' tall razor fanged killing machines that scare the cr*p out of that baby who lives in the sun. And they're coming for YOU!

I wish my mind wasn't quite so...odd.

Granted, now your mind is quite weird...

I wish for something to wish for ... (other than this wish...)

Granted. You wish for me to have post #1991.

I wish I had wished fro something a bit more worthwhile.

Granted! Now you are living a long, uneventful, productive but boring life with no SH3/4 to worry about...

I wish that I could claim the 2000th post...

Granted, but it's not nearly as glamorous as I claimed the 1000th post

I wish ubootcomrade would learn to spell Kaiser Wilhelm (No offence)

Granted, but showing off his new-found spelling skills he makes Dream Crushing post #2000, denying Raptor1, who so dearly wants it, that honour.

I wish a big Bald Eagle would carry off the yappy little mutt next door.

Granted, but that Eagle will dump the carcass on your front lawn...

I wish I could destroy my enemies with only my mind...

Granted, but since you don't really have any enemies your never ever use that power

I wish I could destroy my enemies by dropping 1,600-lbs bombs on them

Granted . . . but you are so self-critical that you kill yourself.

I wish for some Pancit Palabok with Lumpia Shanghai on the side.

Granted, but they were standing next to you when the bomb was dropped and you all die.

I wish for Pork Adobo with a side of steamed white rice.

Granted, but as they live next door, your house is caught in the blast.

I wish I could and did.

Granted, it didn't help with anything

I wish I'd get the 3,000th post too

(Note that my wish in Post #1000 came true)

Granted, but now you are very tired after posting so many times.

I wish that frying was as easy as flying.

Oh well... I'll get the 3000th post... somehow...

In the meanwhile, let's crush dreams!

Can't help this, three uncrushed dreams...

Granted, the bonus is it will be freshly made here in the Philippines, the downside: it will be spoiled when it arrives there!
Granted! You attended classes on frying and you seem to grasp the concepts. You install a fryer on your aircraft. While flying, you decide to fry some food and now your plane is engulfed in flames

I wish someone could call in an airstrike on those singing karaoke next door.