Just wait until I win. Even a blind squirrel will get lucky and find one of those lil nut thingys

Wolferz, I certainly wasn't trying a coup on your leadership. Just want to make sure the bilge stays clean. Plus, we have a patrol coming up and I will do everything to see that you return to port safely..:D

All well and good, or is it oil well and goop?
 

Like you did with poor Wern?:dead:



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Kneecapping a guy just ain't right.

O' 'BLAM' care amongst bilgerats
 

Not if your IRISH! :o http://www.boneandjoint.org.uk/highwire/filestream/14126/field_highwire_article_pdf/0/739.full-text.pdf Kneecapping is apparently preferred (the Troubles) and the best surgeons are in Ireland...considering the HAIL MARY alternative:dead: and a steel K-nail the length of my own femur alongside two 35 year old chunks of ballistic antimony (.380) I see some room for argument!:har: I can actually laugh about it now:o Justice must occasionally be served and the "quality of mercy is not strained, it droppeth..."(Merchant of Venice)....What's a patella and a one-way ticket to Belfast among bilgerats! keep the caliber small-size matters-:03:

Actually Wern made it to the bilge, he went missing after he tried to take power...

:o

Well, it's very difficult to maneuver on a rolling deck without kneecaps.:huh:

Wern be sleepin' wid da fishes?

A lot happens when you take shore leave. Armistead, in a stupor from too much bilge brew, causes all kinds of trouble. Now I know why I'm needed. Even if I don't say much, at least I manage keep the trouble down. Now Armistead, go sit in your corner and be quiet. You've caused enough trouble already. Wolferz and I will be months trying to fix it. I hope donna isn't too mad at you and refuse to stop by now.
:Kaleun_Mad:

What's he done now that a cast iron skillet won't fix?

I haven't done a thing. We're heading out on patrol, least to we get out to sea, act civilized, even if ya ain't. Wash you clothes, get the wrinkles out. tuck in that gut...lift that chest......and get a haircut. I'm gonna whip you boys back into shape for patrol.

This could be one of our best patrol evers...

[QUOTE=Armistead;2227861]...tuck in that gut...lift that chest......and get a haircut...QUOTE]

Dang, this feels like he's talking directly to me...:o

I need to do all those things just to look halfway decent. BTW, are there any gym facilities onboard, as I need to lose a paunch I've been cultivating.

[QUOTE=Tango589;2227871]Well, first things first, shed your drawers and get in line for your physical!

[QUOTE=Armistead;2227882]So the rumours are true!! :o

Do I have to brace myself for the greasy finger?:eek:

Pre- and post-patrol physical examinations are required to determine fitness and who wouldn't want free dental.

Who said anything about using grease?

[QUOTE=Tango589;2227871]'cultivated' paunch is redundant:/\\!!:rotfl2:

Oh thank god for that, I thought...never mind.

You thought what...that the dental exam came right after the prostate exam? Well, you would be right. That's why we don't use grease. Last time people complained of the grease in their mouth....amongst other things.

I hope I get to brush my teeth after the dental exam, to get rid of the taste of the ... grease?

Also, can I go first so I don't get anyone else's' "grease"?

We cast lots for shotgun. Yours in abstentia. Your number came up last. Sorry.:arrgh!:

Taking bets on whether he pukes or doesn't.:smug:

??Finger?? Somehow I don't think he will be using either grease or his finger.:haha: