As much as I want to love SH5, I really fear that will end up as the Stinking Bishop of the Series. But, who knows? It could also become a Cotherstone of it.

In the first expansion Pack, Ubi will probably give us the new Baladi Class with which we can dock at Saint-Marcellin.
Bruder Basil joins the Crew, just as the Kaleun comes back from visiting his Brother at Tilsit.
As we take our new Boat carefully through the Humboldt Fog, all of a sudden we hear the Watch Officer Allgäuer cry out "ALAAAAAARM!"
We take her down to Pecorino Depth, order "Scope Up" and take a look Airag.

There it is. At about 23 Deg. Starboard we can barely make out the Selvahouette of a Stilton Class Destroyer. Since we sank the Olde York last month, they are after us with everything they Herve and they are guarding their Port-Saluts much better.

We feel a bit Adelost and have Mixte Feelings as we ponder our next move....

to Jimbuna "The Cheese":


:har::rock:


-RC-

Cranium exploding from cheese references.
Headcheese all over the walls.

Well finally got it on a different computer.

I noticed the Exec and Torp officer have same picture.

Hope that's fixable for obvious reasons.

I think the jokes are....


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Keep looking, I'm pretty sure you'll find triplets aboard.

You mean the Mates Gammelost, Geitost and Graddost?

Reading the Post of Sgtmonkeynads I think, we should be more Grateful. :D

There's no whey this can go on much longer, some of you are just being curds.

Just wanted to thank you guys for giving me a distraction from work. I'd be totally bleu otherwise.
Cheers,
W

Yeah, I guess you speak the Truffe.

I like my women like i like my cheese.

Blue filled with holes wrapped in plastic in my fridge :dead:

My 2 Cents worth
 

People outside the US where it's rarely referred to as candy

Ah yes, a good cheese joke never gets mold.

An I thought you would say smelly and with a wrinkled rind.

You sound a bit like a cereal killer. :)

A truck driver is cruising along when he spots a little yellow man standing in the middle of the road, crying. He brings the truck to a standstill, rolls down the window, and asks the little yellow man what's wrong.

"I'm yellow, I'm from Venus, I'm gay and I'm hungry," sobs the little man.

"Well," says the trucker, "I can offer you a cheese sandwich, but that's as much as I can do." So he passes a sandwich to the little yellow man and drives off.

A bit later he has to stop again, because there's a little red man in the middle of the road, crying. So he comes to a halt, rolls down the window and a bit more impatiently - asks the little red man what the matter is.

"I'm red, I'm from Mars, I'm gay and I'm thirsty," the little man bawls.

So the trucker says, "I can offer you a can of Coke, but that's as much as I can do." He hands a can of Coke down to the little red man and drives off.

A little further on, the trucker spots a little blue man in the middle of the road. Really annoyed now, he stops, rolls down the window and snaps, "Yes, you little blue poof, what planet are you from and what the f*ck do you want?"

And the little blue man answers, " Well Sir I think we will start with your driver's licence, ...".

I like my women like I like my creme-cheese...

easy to spread...

Jim, you made my Week! :har:

What does a cheese alcoholic call for? Morbier!
As SH5 is about WW2, do you think we get the Chance to see one of those Edambusters?

Three mice are sat in a pub having a few pints and they're discussing which one is the hardest.
The first mouse says, "I'm the hardest. I go up to mousetraps, rip out the cheese and, as the bar comes down, I benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the floor."
The second mouse replies, "You nonce! I get the rat poison, crush it into powder and snort it!"
The third mouse shrugs his shoulders, downs his pint and walks to the door.
"Where you going?" ask the other two.
"I'm off home to f*ck the cat!"

...i have just met the crew.

but would not like to meet them walking home at night.

where are the young lads of reality, pale faced, fresh from the factories of navy college, under trained and probably pooping themsleves with all the gossip from the front.

hope i am not being negative but they look like sadistic brutes to me. hey ho!