"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed - that's the American way"..

Homer Simpson.




Here is the proof..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vbI-P6mFbg

Mystery creates wonder and wonder is the basis of man's desire to understand.

Neil Armstrong

Its a small step for man or a big step for a dwarf.

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.

Bill Copeland

Try to be like a duck

Calm and cool on the surface

Paddling like hell underneath.

The problem with most relationships is communication. Too much communication.

Homer Simpson.

Where do murderers go? Who's to doom when the judge himself is taken before the bar?

Captain Ahab

Do whatever floats your boat as long as it doesn't sink mine.

"Government: If you refuse to pay unjust taxes, your property will be confiscated. If you attempt to defend your property, you will be arrested. If you resist arrest, you will be clubbed. If you defend yourself against clubbing, you will be shot dead. These procedures are known as the Rule of Law.”
― Edward Abbey

Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the act made in the first year of King George, for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King!

The Riot Act

(repealed 18 July 1973)

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Alfred Hitchcock

Good one!

That's what I said when I saw The Fellowship of the Ring: "I have one word for Mr. Jackson - 'intermission'!"

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

William Shakespeare

Tell Your Ma, Tell Your Pa
Our Love’s A-gonna Grow Ooh-wah, Ooh-wah”

Rock-a-day Johnny

Believe you can and you're halfway there.

Theodore Roosevelt