Mine orrients a little to the left.
 

What's all the sudden interest in which pant leg I dangle in?
That info is on a need to know only basis and only my tailor needs to know.

Armistead, however, had a nasty run in with a girl named Lorraina
Now you know why we call him Stumpy. Yup good ol' Stumpy Sitzpinkler. We'd call him a stand up guy:up:
If he wasn't forced to sit by a jealous woman.:down:
Thumb things in life just ain't fair.

Don't make me tell the story of you and Captain Queeg and Jaws.
I swear! I'll do it if you even think of crossing swords with me again Stumpy!...
Fencing requires a couple of Epees and I'd be fighting an unarmed opponent.
I don't care if you're handicapped. I fight to win. Wisdom from master Myagi.

Still no mention of the infamous Tater Tots :hmm2:

Lard....

I think I'll quit this thread. I was gonna continue my series on the "Life of Wern.", it really went over well at Ubi, but I really think you guys would enjoy another thread about me.

"The adventures of Armistead and his dog Bear"

I could write about our daily walks by the river, post daily pictures, etc...

What do you guys think?

Only if you get pictures of Sasquatch. These folks been looking for him for decades.

Gone Squatchin'(Steve, is the apostrophe correct?)

http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-conten...-tv-show-2.jpg

Would that be "Koosh Taa Kaa", least that's what we call him here on the river, a name given by our Saura Indians that once lived here. I have found some very large arrowheads at the bend of the old village, maybe they hunted him. Koosh has been known in this area, first reported in the 1700's. There have been several sightings in the hills around here, but I think Bear is the only one that has gotten close.

Anyways, Bear and I were walking just the other day and Bear got hot on him, but Bear wouldn't go into the river. I took a pic of the footprint for proof...

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/u...ps601d2494.jpg

Seems he travels near me, I have this map I found shows where he went by my house by the river between Eden and Mt. Airy.

http://www.ourbigfoot.com/sitebuilde...1s-628x341.jpg

Here is a youtube of my Uncle, lives lil west of me, he acutually got in a fit with Ka'Kum {what they call him there}

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPfEqn8RTys



Thanks for supporting the idea of my novel about myself, I'll get to work on it.

Doubter here:

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/bigfoot...e-holland0.jpg

You could have him write about his adventures with his human Armistead. It might not make as much sense, but POV is everything. :sunny:

Why ye's, it i's. :D

My dog don't lie. That's just one footprint, I've taken pictures of several, very strange. I'm the only human is this area.

My dog took after what looked like a bear a month or so a go, I just got a brief look at it, maybe it was Koosh. My passed Grandmother was half Cherokee, she knew stories of it. Her mother told of Tsul Lalu. Yes, I can speak Cherokee fairly well.

Subsim crew members, you may have noticed my name isn't on the list although I'm one of the transfers from Ubistupid. Now after reading their sophmoric diatribe, you know why.:-j I've been able to rise above, and ignore them. :know: Though, I do ocasionally enjoy having fun at someone else's expense. :woot:

Seems I recall you always begging for any role in my productions at Ubi, constantly wanting us to mention you, worse, stirring up trouble when we didn't. At Ubi, you were much like the baby crawling around with a soiled diaper that none of us wanted to notice.

Yes, read "Travels with Charley."

Thanks Steve. You ler'nt me that posthpy thingy last week. :up:

Expense? I burns for free. Maybe we should start charging.:hmmm:
Whaddya think Armistead? I know yours will be worth more and you'll get it by hook or by crook.
If you're feeling ignored FF, we're sorry, we're sorry, we're NOT sorry.
We would be glad to train you in the time honored traditions of slop jockeying, if you can take the smell. Most people vomit the first time.
It can't smell any worse than your firehouse cooking so I think you'll be alright.
Just remember... You ignore the incorrigible, you pay the price.:stare:
That'll be a dollar. Cash or credit?
Now it's time to take Armistead to the planetarium to see the Orrerry. psst... don't let on about the plan to super glue his thumb to Uranus. He's space minded. ALOT of space between his ears.

Ok, give the order. Helm! Ludicrous ignore speed! Engage!

If I remember right, last year's Christmas play, you begging for people to play some of the parts. I finally, begrudgingly agreed to play Snoopy's parts. And you had to even bribe me to do. I did give Snoopy his WW1 flying ace helmet back.:salute:

I'll admit to causing trouble. :arrgh!: Like I said, I do enjoy the occasional fun on someone else's expense.

"...baby crawling around with a soiled diaper..." :har: You mean my greatness shined so bright you couldn't ignore me. :sunny: