^ Probably never cared much anyway
< I'd like to think I care
v Do you care

^ Probably really does care
< Is off to the local Cenotaph now
v Should toast absent friends

^ Means pay tribute to, not as in "now he's toast".
< Needed to figure that out.
v Needs to plan ahead more.

^ Probably demonstrated already they are a good planner
< Planning is not my main interest in my current works position but necessary...infortunately
v Do you plan ahead

^ confused me with unknown words
< has to look up what 'planning' and 'ahead' means : gosh! :o
V has a dark secret in his basement

Planning ahead - Planning in advance for any perceived/predictable outcomes/events.

Eg: I'd better fill the car up with petrol in case my work rings me to go to that scheduled meeting in London the day after tomorrow.

^ was very helpful, however irony translates bad in the web ;)
< thought planning and ahead were pretty basic vocabulary, thus emphasizing that I am can't think 2 seconds into the future :03:
V has a really, really dark secret in his basement

^ doesn't realize we already know about the David Hasselhoff shrine downstairs
< is still waiting for Das Boot: The Transcript
v wonders what all the fuss is about

^ Knows what all the fuss is about, but won't tell me.
< Still wondering.
v Probably won't tell me either.

^ knows me better than he thinks
< wonders what is going on
v wouldn't know what day it is

^ Neither do I
< Where's the speed poster
v Surely you can think for yourself

^ has way too much confidence in me
< Wonders why people think I'm Shirley
v Just might be the real Shirley

^ Surely he jests
< Don't call me Shirley
v Sees nothing here and so moves along

^ Whilst moving along sees this
< Wondering what it is
v Do you know

^ dazed and confused (for so long, its not true)
< Doesn't know either
V hopefully has some answers