Granted, your bank account details are posted on the www.

I wish first access to your account.

Granted, but you find that the only thing present there are enormous debts

I wish Little Red Robin Hood wasn't a communist, stealing from the oppressive imperialist aristocracy and giving to the glorious comrade workers

Granted, Little Red Robin Hood isn't a communist, stealing from the oppressive imperialist aristocracy and giving to the glorious comrade workers, she is actually Rosie O'Donnel in disguise, stealing from the oppressive talk show producers and giving to the comrade audience members, thereby causing a domino effect which destroys the Tyra Banks show, Oprah and "The View" causing a boredom tsunami in the homemaker community and a revolution that destroys Raptor1land, DT city, Ubootcomradegrad and Jimbunaville in a fiery blast of nuclear flames

I wish crushing wasn't so tiring (and toxic)

Granted you are on a constant intravenously fed diet of Red Bull, encapsulated in a clean enviroment solid steel sphere with no windows.


I wish Digital Trucker had Raptor1 inside the sphere with him so he can have someone to talk to



.

Granted, they happily bounce their sphere talking all the time until it bounced on your head and they stop and say, "What was that bump?"

I wish Rckstars head would heal from the severe sphere bump.

Granted, Rckstar's head heals because the only doctor that was capable of healing such an injury was working on him, unfortunatly there was no one trained and available to save poor Rockstar

I wish Neal would lend me the 209 on Tuesday so I could plot world domination

Granted. but you have to give it to me at 15:20hrs I need to put in the first plans to control the world.

I wish I would be successful.

Granted, you succeed in failure.

I wish intransigence was a virtue

Granted, it is virtuous in the same way that patience is; widely ignored, thus resulting in an overwhelming consensus to lynch you for making it a virtue.

I wish theater popcorn was 75% less expensive, whilst maintaining quality.

Granted. Turns out overpriced popcorn was the lynchpin of the world entertainment industry; it collapses completly, taking the rest of the economy with it. Russia reverts to USSR mode and takes over the world; you now live in a worker's paradise.

I wish I could adequately prepare for the upcoming zombie apocalypse.

Granted, you adequately prepare for the upcoming zombie apocalypse, by pooping yourself and running around in circles screaming

I wish I could get that picture out of my head

Granted, the lobotomy was a success.

I wish fingerprints looked better when typed.

Granted, you fingerprints look all that much better while you typed on the incriminating evidence

I wish Subsim had it's own Stavka

Granted, would that be with or without french fries.

I wish all the sauce was mine.

Granted, all of the sauce is yours, but it's the "cream of sum yung gy" sauce

I wish a fly would fly into this guys mouth :yawn: