Granted, but this only serves to make them as delusional as you are.

I wish everyone a fortcoming merry xmas.

Granted,
but because you already wished everyone a merry christmas, christmas will be skipped for you this year, that means no gifts nor diner.


I wish I didnt grant that wish

Granted but as it was merely one of Jim's delusions it doesn't matter.:lol:

I wish I didn't have to work for a living.

No you won't....after I get ya over on TS tonight :x

Granted, but after seeing whats on midday TV, you resolve to work untill your 90.

I wish I had a wish to wish for....

Granted but the wish given to you was planted by Satan. The apocalypse arrives and all hell breaks loose. Submarines all over the globe are destroyed as the oceans turn into lava. This also causes no more subsims to be made which is sadder then the end of humanity.

I wish I had some of that deer jerkey I was just reading about in another thread.

Granted, but it tastes like a jerked deer and makes you act like a jerk.

I wish I owned a pub.

Granted, but then the Subsim meeting will be in Australia,
and its free beer for all who come, and ofcourse a huge breaking down the house and leave you with all its costs.

I wish I had a day off

Granted, but then again... you need to pay the mortage on your home and the missus won't be too happy that.

I wish I could wish.

Granted, making your wish was your wish.

I wish women would stop denying they snore in their sleep.

Granted, they stop denying it, so now they snore even louder, to make their point.

I wish I knew what the question of Universe, Life and everything really is!

Granted, but it isn't 42.

I wish pigs could fly.

Granted, but then you would get pig**** on your windscreen instead of bird****.

I wish I had a life

Granted, you start playing an old Mario brothers game and immediately receive 1up. :p


I wish Picard was winning the Star Trek captains poll.

Granted. Picard leads the Captains poll. But the Kirk fans find out that you wished for this and "phaser your house from orbit".

I wish I had more pizza.