Serial defecator runs out of control on British trains!

[Konovalov]

Now this really is disgusting:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6077464.stm


A man has been defecating in trains across south-east England, causing damage costing £60,000 to repair.

British Transport Police have released CCTV images of the man, who has struck on at least 30 trains since August.

He waits until he is alone before committing the offence, smearing excrement inside carriages.


I just cannot believe it. :nope: :nope: :nope:

If this guy gets caught then I hope the Judge uses a little creativity when sentencing the man. I suggest that the offender be strapped in a straight-jacket style nappy for a period of at least 30 days without it being changed or of the offender being allowed a toilet break. I say 30 days in the same nappy, a day for each train that this disgusting man has defiled.

I feel sorry for any traveller/commuter in South East England that has the misfortune of being one to step onto a train that has been defiled by this revolting man. This truly is a sick and revolting crime. :mad:

[STEED]

Fat chance more like three months max.

He should be (CENSORED).........Opps E.U. law states we can not do that. :damn:

[Ducimus]

LOL
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42230000/jpg/_42230070_defecator203.jpg

We get road rage and freeway shootings, our British cousins get a mad schitter on a train!

[mog]

Aha! A Phantom Bogger.

[ASWnut101]

that happened in my school bathroom sinks once.......they were "out of order" for two days.....:dead:

[Dowly]

Sorry, but that cracked me up! :rotfl:

"If anyone sees this man travelling on the railway network they should not approach him, but call the police or alert train staff immediately."

Why, is he going to sh*t all over you? :rotfl:

[ASWnut101]

oops!

[Oberon]

Well, I know the state of some of our railways could be described as ****...but this is taking it a little too far...

I guess this could be one argument in favour of bringing back 2 men in operation trains in the London area. Driver and Guard.

[The Avon Lady]

Fat chance more like three months max.
But I would feed him nothing but bread and blue ice. :p

[d@rk51d3]

or yellow snowcones:rotfl:

[jumpy]

LOL
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42230000/jpg/_42230070_defecator203.jpg

We get road rage and freeway shootings, our British cousins get a mad schitter on a train!
rofl (checks for sh1t smears first)

I recon this is the same guy who struck our downstairs toilets at work... I didn't see it myself but I heard tell of an awful mess smeared all over the toilet seats, walls, sinks and mirrors... and the paper towel dispenser thing. Now those toilets are under lock and key and use is by 'appointment only' though quite how this works I don't rightly know.:hmm:
Considering there are only 20 or 30 people in our building, there are not that many folk to choose from where guilt is concerned :o

Still I guess this article is only a little removed from a similar one regarding railway workers who, whilst repairing and maintaining the railwaylines, get sprayed with a diffuse mist of the contents of the trains septic tanks when the trains whizz (no pun intended) by at 70mph. When the workers complained about this regular event their management advised them to 'turn their backs to the train as it went by'. Yup, that's a suggestion worth every penny of the overinflated salary of such management figures lol.

[The Avon Lady]

You all do realize that this man specifically needs nothing more than toilet training. :p

[STEED]

He's my suggestion after he has been caught put him in the zoo. Clearly the missing link from animals to chavs.

[Skybird]

schlüpfriges kleines Scheißerchen...

[STEED]

schlüpfriges kleines Scheißerchen...

(slippery small Scheisserchen...)

Just trying out Free Website Translator.

[Skybird]

Oh, better don't... :lol:

[STEED]

Oh, better don't... :lol:

:rotfl:

[tycho102]

Dude, that is totally buggered. :o :doh:

[jumpy]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1238757,00.html

que a plethora of innuendo and puns:

The trial could take ages, the poolice say they have months of "paper work" to take care of.


His defence was he was just dropping the kids off on the train?


He won't be standing in court, they are giving him a "stool" to sit on.


The trial is going to take place in court "number one".

Lets hope the police have enough evidence to go on.

etc etc :roll::lol:

[The Avon Lady]

The trial could take ages
We'll all be pooped by the time the verdict is reached.

[d@rk51d3]

The Defendant was looking rather *flushed* as he took to the stand...

[ASWnut101]

Ok, time for the corny jokes......:doh:

[Subnuts]

I thought the OP wrote "serial defector."

For Gods sake, just pick a country you want to live in! :rotfl:

[waste gate]

Has anyone said this thread is full of poop?!!

:-j :-j :-j :-j :-j

[d@rk51d3]

Ok, time for the corny jokes......:doh:


Ewwwww, *corny*......:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Safe-Keeper]

Hah hah hah, finally found it!

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/tubesign.asp

:rotfl: