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Yahoshua
10-13-06, 03:37 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061013/od_nm/marijuana_dc;_ylt=AlBGUADNUB6lHDJgkWD0ajjtiBIF;_yl u=X3oDMTA2Z2szazkxBHNlYwN0bQ--
madDdog67
10-13-06, 03:42 PM
do we bake it?

No no no, no.

Do we fry it?

No no no, no

Do We SMOKE it?

Yes yes yes, yes. :sunny:

I've just hopelessly dated myself. I hope I got the routine quoted correctly...if not, my apolgies to Michael Richarson, Malanie Chartoff, and any other Fridays cast members I can't remember. :)
STEED
10-13-06, 03:48 PM
Burn it down or use weed killer. Sorted :smug: :know:
Rose
10-13-06, 04:10 PM
In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.

That's a sure-fire way to give your presence away to the enemy. They'll smell it before they see it...
Hylander_1314
10-13-06, 04:37 PM
No no no no, I don't sffft no more,

I'm tired of waking up on the floor,

No thank you please it only makes me sneeze,

And then it makes it hard to find the door!
Yahoshua
10-13-06, 06:25 PM
Which door? There's three of them that keep changing colors.
badhat17
10-13-06, 06:30 PM
This looks like a great recruitment ploy to me.
ASWnut101
10-13-06, 09:22 PM
Thats why god invented Napalm!!!


....use weed killer....

Funny, you may or may not know this, but in America, Marijuana is more commonly called "weed".....:know:
August
10-14-06, 02:57 AM
In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.
That's a sure-fire way to give your presence away to the enemy. They'll smell it before they see it...

Not if it's sitting in the middle of a whole field of the stuff.
jumpy
10-14-06, 06:44 PM
Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.
"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hillier said dryly.
One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."

hehe, that last bit made me laugh out loud...

I'm sure those guys were not 'downwind' by accident and had almost no objection to any supposed ill effects.

"Hey, ...man!"
"Hey's not here man, take off Cheech" :rotfl:
cobalt
10-14-06, 07:59 PM
canadas army can't even kill a plant
Yahoshua
10-14-06, 09:12 PM
Whoa!! Canada has an army? (PUFF).

Joking aside, have you ever tried to burn down a rainforest during the seasonal rains?

Won't work. Same situation here only being that the plants are holding so much water that they can't burn it down. Besides, they can always take their tanks into the fields and use mine-sweepers to destroy the crops.
ASWnut101
10-14-06, 09:16 PM
or get a bunch of people to pick the plants, spray round-up and problem solved!:know:
Yahoshua
10-14-06, 10:14 PM
Marijuana has proven a hardy plant, so round-up may not always be the best solution. Not to mention the adverse effects of surrounding areas after the spraying.

Better to get a mine-sweeping tank or run the whole thing through a wood-chipper.

Then dry it, and then......:|\\
ASWnut101
10-14-06, 10:16 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl:
kiwi_2005
10-16-06, 08:41 AM
10-feet-high marijuana plants!!!!! Thats 50,000 per plant to any country with anti dope laws, yet for Afghanistan its worth nothing but to smoke or just grow wild. Its a pity the canadians law dont look the other way, the army could culitvate all the plants they find in other warzone countries ship it back to Canada and make Hemp materials out of it, ropes, clothing, bags, blankets.Then sell it. Could be a good army wives fund.

What a waste:lol: