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U-104
10-11-06, 01:21 AM
I was looking in SH3 Commander and it says my date of intake was April 1:doh: Has BDU been playing one big joke on me? Or is it Bernard? :rotfl:

LZ_Baker
10-11-06, 08:46 AM
Or are YOU Bernard? :doh:

U-104
10-11-06, 08:51 AM
:rotfl:i hope not :o

Biggles
10-11-06, 09:27 AM
I'd say the BdU is a big joke!

They once said to me to patrol a grid square which was about 8/10 ground, at the coast of Greece!:doh: :huh: :dead:

ECV56_PolTen
10-11-06, 09:55 AM
Bernard, I've heard of that guy. I hope that BdU keep him away of U-45.:p

Biggles
10-11-06, 10:08 AM
I say, send Bernard to the Luftwaffe! They could use some fun!:yep:

Jimbuna
10-11-06, 12:25 PM
Didn't Hitler eventually marry Bernard and get poisened soon thereafter when he sampled Bernards secret drinks recipe out of the punch bowl at the reception ? :o

Biggles
10-11-06, 03:48 PM
Didn't Hitler eventually marry Bernard and get poisened soon thereafter when he sampled Bernards secret drinks recipe out of the punch bowl at the reception ? :o


Hmmmmm.......I doubt it:rotfl:

I heard the bugger shot himself........perhaps it was after a night with Bernard......:hmm:

Steeltrap
10-12-06, 12:15 AM
I saw a very interesting documentary that suggested forensic evidence pointed to Eva Braun actually shooting Hitler after/as he took cyanide.

Was VERY interesting. Also read some material in favour of this version.

Finnbat
10-12-06, 01:20 AM
Adolf never died in bunker...:rock:

bookworm_020
10-12-06, 02:47 AM
Adolf killed Eva Braun after he saw on their wedding certificate that Eva's middle name was BERNARD!!:lol:

LZ_Baker
10-12-06, 08:30 AM
SO Bernard has gone from being that retarded farm boy that got conscripted onto our subs to personally causing the distruction of German?

Not bad for an idiot! :rotfl:

Kiwi Zero Six
10-12-06, 09:15 AM
I saw a very interesting documentary that suggested forensic evidence pointed to Eva Braun actually shooting Hitler after/as he took cyanide.

Was VERY interesting. Also read some material in favour of this version.
Was evidence was this? As far as I'm concerned you need a body to assertain if they were shot or not.

Does this mean that Bernard was shot, and not ol' Adolf and that Adolf is/was sitting on a farm somewhere drinking a cold Coke while ordering his SS-Cowbuger Brigade into action? :hmm:

Respenus
10-12-06, 09:47 AM
I saw a very interesting documentary that suggested forensic evidence pointed to Eva Braun actually shooting Hitler after/as he took cyanide.

Was VERY interesting. Also read some material in favour of this version.
Was evidence was this? As far as I'm concerned you need a body to assertain if they were shot or not.

Does this mean that Bernard was shot, and not ol' Adolf and that Adolf is/was sitting on a farm somewhere drinking a cold Coke while ordering his SS-Cowbuger Brigade into action? :hmm:

We shall never know, shall we? :hmm:

Mauser KAR98K
10-12-06, 12:14 PM
They sent me on a partol somewhere IN SPAIN. How the hell am I suppose to get my boat on land??

That was before getting the patch.

When I started GW, my second patrol grid was at the mouth of the English Channel. Damned near killed me.

AVGWarhawk
10-12-06, 12:26 PM
Did the thought ever occure to you that Hilter may not have been in that bunker but perhaps attempted an escape from Germany on a submarine that was eventually sunk or went down for some mechanical issue? Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Respenus
10-12-06, 12:43 PM
Did the thought ever occure to you that Hilter may not have been in that bunker but perhaps attempted an escape from Germany on a submarine that was eventually sunk or went down for some mechanical issue? Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

NO!!!!

Later evidence pointed out the location of the sub. When the Germans secretly pulled it out, they found nail marks and bullet shells and all sort of things oiting to something hell like, they found the Kaleuns last message.

"Her Fuerer is dead! Half off my crew has dissapeared, the rest are too tired to care. We locked and bolted all doors leading from the torpedo rooom on to the bridge. We still fear the worst and we can hear strange voices comming from the bow of the ship.

We had a stoleaway. From Hell! It was the destroyer of many Atlantic subs.

We had Bern...(the rest of the logs has been to badly damaged)"

The true story on how Hitler died. :hmm:

U-104
10-12-06, 01:13 PM
:rotfl: