Breaking Wind

[STEED]

Silence in court shattered as suspect causes a stink

http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/i/uk/ne/afp4.gif (http://uk.rd.yahoo.com/afp_logo/SIG=11f0118r3/**http%3A%2F%2Fwww.afp.com%2Fenglish%2Fhome%2F) Tuesday October 10, 04:01 PM

[LONDON (AFP) - A suspect was slammed in the cells after he broke wind in a British court then burst out laughing about it. [...]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/10102006/323/silence-court-shattered-suspect-causes-stink.html

We I remember my Doctor saying it's better out than in and it's a normal body function.

[Kapitan]

My doctor said the same thing however it doesnt wash with my GF im not allowed to fart in the flat unless its in the bog, but even so it follows me back out.

[STEED]

Your telling me Kap I remember letting one off in summer and I was sitting in front of a fan on full blast, you would had thought the fan would had blown it away, did it heck. :lol:

[Kapitan]

lol its only when i eat chreddies or coco pops do i fart real bad yet i can stomach and entire indian and nothing.

but she does moan alot about me breaking wind sheesh.

[STEED]

Vegetables make me fart more so with onions. I say enjoy the moment before breaking wind is taxed.

[ASWnut101]

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[Narcosis]

The Farting Nun Organ
http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/games/farting-nun.html

The Farting Cat
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fartingcat.html

Farting Dog Harmonics
http://www.addictinggames.com/fartingdogharmonics.html

[Rose]

This is a lovely conversation.....

[Captain Nemo]

Vegetables make me fart more so with onions. I say enjoy the moment before breaking wind is taxed.

You never know Steed taxing farts could happen as they contain methane which is a greenhouse gas and contributes to climate change (see below). How the govermnent would enforce such a tax I wouldn't like to guess!:D

"Methane (CH4) is a greenhouse gas that remains in the atmosphere for approximately 9-15 years. Methane is over 20 times more effective in trapping heat in the atmosphere than carbon dioxide (CO2) over a 100-year period and is emitted from a variety of natural and human-influenced sources."

Nemo

[fredbass]

I was going out to a club one Friday night with a friend and I had the farts most of the way there. He seriously threatened to kick me out if I didn't stop. What am I supposed to do? I wasn't trying to annoy him. I don't think I could hold it. It's going to leak out one way or another, right? It's not healthy to hold it, right? :oops: :88)

[The Noob]

I fart when i need to. No matter where. :up: :rotfl::rotfl::lol:

[SubSerpent]

I like to bust ass in tightly packed elevators and then blame it on someone else! :up:

[Konovalov]

I like to bust ass in tightly packed elevators and then blame it on someone else! :up:

Sounds like Jim Carrey in a scene from the film Liar Liar. I think the line from that scene went something like, "It was me!"

[_Seth_]

This is a lovely conversation.....
:rotfl::rotfl:Well, i agree! But its hilarious!!!

[Kapitan]

Even though we stink in our dustcarts when we go over the tip we have to roll our windows up and the sun roof must be closed (get alot of dust and crap fly in) and normaly we let them off then so realy we only gas ourselves, but come the end we are gagging for air.

[STEED]

We will never beat the animals guys, I remember many moons ago when I was a kid visiting London Zoo in the 1970's at that time you could go down stairs to see some of these animals in there pens. The one I remember seeing was a Rhino and this Rhino farted for over 30 seconds :huh: and of course everyone had a good laugh, that's until the smell came over our way which forced everyone to evacuate the area. The funny thing was a group of people were heading down into the smell and they were wondering why us lot coming out were smirking it didn't take them long to find out. :rotfl: