View Full Version : Happy Birthday, Bernard!!
Itīs 1:26AM here, so it is safe to say:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BERNARD!!
Here, I made a cake for you, Bernard, just for you. (Evil laughter)
http://xs207.xs.to/xs207/06391/Cake.jpg
Sailor Steve
09-24-06, 05:33 PM
You know you can't kill a guy like Bernard; they'll just send you another one.
It's one of the unwritten rules of military life.
bookworm_020
09-24-06, 06:20 PM
You know you can't kill a guy like Bernard; they'll just send you another one.
It's one of the unwritten rules of military life.
Yes! and the new one is even dumbere that the one thats been replaced!!:o
Itīs 1:26AM here, so it is safe to say:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BERNARD!!
Here, I made a cake for you, Bernard, just for you. (Evil laughter)
http://xs207.xs.to/xs207/06391/Cake.jpg
Happy Birthday, Bernard!! May you burn and rot in H*LL!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
"Happy birthday, Bernard...
Happy birthday Bernard,
Happy birthday, *******ing n00b-piece of s*it of a saboteur
Happy birthday BEEEERRRRNNAAAARRRDD!!!!!! " :rock:
HunterICX
09-24-06, 07:07 PM
Dowly, If you didnt mind I sended Bernards Gift with an Rocket it must be there in a couple of ......
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8309/naamloos6hi8.jpg
AAAH there it is HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERNARD!
Dowly, If you didnt mind I sended Bernards Gift with an Rocket it must be there in a couple of ......
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8309/naamloos6hi8.jpg
AAAH there it is HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERNARD!
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
SubSerpent
09-24-06, 09:46 PM
I think a good name for SHIV's idiot would be Herman or Earl
Two God awful American names for guys back then!
Earl sounds a bit too redneck to me, but Herman fits the bill just about right!
The Noob
09-25-06, 01:10 AM
:rotfl::rotfl:
Habby Birthdaymonthcentury Bernard! :lol:
Jimbuna
09-25-06, 08:31 AM
Careful he doesn't cut the cake into portions and offer them around your crew whilst your not looking :lol:
Careful he doesn't cut the cake into portions and offer them around your crew whilst your not looking :lol:
Ooops! :oops:
HunterICX
09-25-06, 08:41 AM
:x If my Crews fatigue goes way to fast...I blame bernard for sharing the cake....
and he will clean the toillet that has been puked over 51 times...
:x If my Crews fatigue goes way to fast...I blame bernard for sharing the cake....
and he will clean the toillet that has been puked over 51 times...
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Biggles
09-25-06, 09:27 AM
Bernards birthdya eh....why not give a nice present to the Kriegsmarin instead of gicing one to Bernard? Tie him to a cannon and throw him to the sea, and let the Flying Dutchman do the rest:arrgh!:
Poor dutch sailors......:rotfl:
Respenus
09-25-06, 11:54 AM
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Why of why do Bernard jokes always make me laugh so hard, I'm affraid I'll hurt my self (or that others will hurt me, being that I laugh really strange at Bernard jokes).
Torvald Von Mansee
09-25-06, 01:54 PM
Dowly, If you didnt mind I sended Bernards Gift with an Rocket it must be there in a couple of ......
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8309/naamloos6hi8.jpg
AAAH there it is HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERNARD!
Thanks for the new wallpaper!!!! I rofl on that one for a while....
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