Yet another "Add caption or speech bubbles to this picture"-thread

[Safe-Keeper]

I experimented with the Fishing Boat's EQP file today for my own secret purposes (I got me a little project I'll reveal soon enough), and after achieving my goal I went into the EQP file again and, just for fun, gave it this little bugger. It's quite hilarious to encounter one of these in-game.

Then I realized it had the potential for some funny captions or speech bubbles, hence - this thread.


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Winner gets a hug:p.

[U-104]

when the kapitan looked through his binoculars, he knew the debate of right or wrong to sink a fishing boat, was over.

[STEED]

I think the whole of the U-Boat crew would be.....:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: after seeing the worlds dumbest ship.

[Warmonger]

"The wharf insists it didn't mix any construction plans!"

[Safe-Keeper]

U-104: Excellent:lol:!

Keep 'em coming!

I think the whole of the U-Boat crew would be..... after seeing the worlds dumbest ship.I think the recoil might have presented a problem, yes.

"The wharf insists it didn't mix any construction plans!"I have my doubts.

[LZ_Baker]

Gives new meaning to the term pocket battleship

[Biggles]

"FISHING BOAT WITH BATTLESHIP CANNONS!!!!" cried poor Bernard, but tragicaly, noone belived him, since he has always been the boy screaming "fishing boat with battleship cannons"..................

I did my best:shifty:

[U-104]

good one.:rotfl::rotfl:

[Biggles]

good one.:rotfl::rotfl:

Thanks:D

it was too long, but still.....

[DanBiddle]

"Captain to the bridge!! We're being attacked by the Norwegian Navy!"
"What Nav...Ah"

[Safe-Keeper]

Lots of good stuff here.

I'll give you my verdict on Monday (you might need good news then, if you're one of those who dislike that day:p).

I've come up with a pair of captions myself, but I don't want to share them out of fear that someone else might think of them and want to post them.

[Mauser KAR98K]

How Norwegian rednecks fish. "Dynamite, you don't need no stinking dynamite. Just two 8 inchers and HE shells.

[MothBalls]

"Ask the cook where he got those mushrooms he put in tonights stew"

[Biggles]

"Ask the cook where he got those mushrooms he put in tonights stew"

bloody nice one:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Oh, intern joke for all norweigans......this really proofs that you are a bit crazier than we swedes!:lol:

[Safe-Keeper]

"Ask the cook where he got those mushrooms he put in tonights stew":rotfl:Awesome. I'd never have thought of that one.

[stabiz]

"Why are the fishnets deployed?"
"Counter weigth, stupid."

[Dowly]

Kaleun: -"Verdammten Vikings, always showing off!"

[Onkel Neal]

when the kapitan looked through his binoculars, he knew the debate of right or wrong to sink a fishing boat, was over.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[CCIP]

Germany's explanation of why they invaded the neutral Norway.


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Anyone remember...

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=83595

[THE_MASK]

BERNARD forget the recognition manual YOU DUMBKOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tuddley3]

I think this is FUBARS way of saying "Size Matters".

[Grrbob25]

"Due to lack of funds to build battleships, the norweigen navy has developed the battletrawler"

[Engel der Vernichtung]

"Bernard... it's for you. I think it's your ex-wife come to collect."

[Warmonger]

For those with historical knowledge about the German navy: ;)

2 new sailors on the trawler talk:
"Where did the captain get this one heck of a gun?"
"Dunno, all I know is that he was fishing in the Oslo fjord for some time..."

[Biggles]

"Bernard... it's for you. I think it's your ex-wife come to collect."

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[stabiz]

For those with historical knowledge about the German navy: ;)

2 new sailors on the trawler talk:
"Where did the captain get this one heck of a gun?"
"Dunno, all I know is that he was fishing in the Oslo fjord for some time..."



:rotfl:

[Trygvasson]

... And EVERYBODY THOUGHT THEY WERE REAL GUNS!!!!

[HunterICX]

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[bookworm_020]

"I knew they were a little angry after I cut their nets, but I didn't think they would hold a gruge!"

"What do you mean he got them on Ebay!!!!"

"I'm never going to live this down in Keil, out gunned by a fishing boat!!"

[Engel der Vernichtung]

"Bernard! I TOLD you it wasn't a good idea to tell the "how many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb" joke in that bar, but would you listen to me? NoooOOoooo..."

[John Pancoast]

AP WIRE:

In an unforeseen action, the Norwegian Government today announced their decision to as of this date declare all International Whaling Treaties null and void.

In a prepared statement, where a photo of the latest Norwegian whaling technology was shown, Minister of Fisheries Shot Gunderson also stated:

"We also plan on starting a Tuna Fleet next year, with the hope of catching more dolphins in our nets than tuna. And if any of those Greenpeace weanies try to stop us, well, take another look at this photo"

[SubSerpent]

Bernard "HA HA HA HAAAAAA UAH UAH UUUUAAAAHHH" <---Revenge of the Nerd Laughing while pointing at the fishing boat with a HUGE gun turret.

Herr Kaleun ":nope: Stupid Stupid Stupid..."

Bernard "That's about as funny as a Battleship with screen doors huh Herr Kaleun?!?!"

Herr Kaleun "It's U-boot!!!! U-boot with a screen door you Moron!!! Get the joke right or don't tell it at all!!!:nope: "

[Raptor]

When Donitz objected to the high cost of the proposed type XI u-cruiser, a deal was struck between the Kriegsmarine, the design team, and the fishing fleet. Here's the prototype undergoing sea trials.:up:

[Steeltrap]

"Reminds me of that barmaid at base: heavily armed up top, fishnets below, and carries a load of crabs......"

[Tuddley3]

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[LZ_Baker]

Steeltrap wins :yep:

[kylania]

Fishing with "Anton", next on the Outdoor Life Channel!

[Safe-Keeper]

I really liked the dynamite one, the mushrooms one, and the bar-maid one.

But to quote Baker: "Steeltrap wins" for originality! Good job!

Runner-ups are the dynamite one and the mushroom one! Don't worry - no hug.

Here's all of them, in chronological order!

[B]A. when the kapitan looked through his binoculars, he knew the debate of right or wrong to sink a fishing boat, was over.

B. "The wharf insists it didn't mix any construction plans!"

C. "FISHING BOAT WITH BATTLESHIP CANNONS!!!!" cried poor Bernard, but tragicaly, noone belived him, since he has always been the boy screaming "fishing boat with battleship cannons"..................

D. "Captain to the bridge!! We're being attacked by the Norwegian Navy!"
"What Nav...Ah"

E. How Norwegian rednecks fish. "Dynamite, you don't need no stinking dynamite. Just two 8 inchers and HE shells.

F. "Ask the cook where he got those mushrooms he put in tonights stew"

G. "Why are the fishnets deployed?"
"Counter weigth, stupid."

H. Kaleun: -"Verdammten Vikings, always showing off!"

I. Germany's explanation of why they invaded the neutral Norway.

J. BERNARD forget the recognition manual YOU DUMBKOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K. "Due to lack of funds to build battleships, the norweigen navy has developed the battletrawler"

L. "Bernard... it's for you. I think it's your ex-wife come to collect."

M. 2 new sailors on the trawler talk:
"Where did the captain get this one heck of a gun?"
"Dunno, all I know is that he was fishing in the Oslo fjord for some time..."

N. ... And EVERYBODY THOUGHT THEY WERE REAL GUNS!!!!

O. I knew fishing boats were complaining about the lack of deck guns, but this is RIDICULOUS!

P. "I knew they were a little angry after I cut their nets, but I didn't think they would hold a gruge!"

Q. "What do you mean he got them on Ebay!!!!"

R. "I'm never going to live this down in Kiel, out gunned by a fishing boat!!"

S. "Bernard! I TOLD you it wasn't a good idea to tell the "how many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb" joke in that bar, but would you listen to me? NoooOOoooo..."

T. AP WIRE:

In an unforeseen action, the Norwegian Government today announced their decision to as of this date declare all International Whaling Treaties null and void.

In a prepared statement, where a photo of the latest Norwegian whaling technology was shown, Minister of Fisheries Shot Gunderson also stated:

"We also plan on starting a Tuna Fleet next year, with the hope of catching more dolphins in our nets than tuna. And if any of those Greenpeace weanies try to stop us, well, take another look at this photo"

U. Bernard "HA HA HA HAAAAAA UAH UAH UUUUAAAAHHH" <---Revenge of the Nerd Laughing while pointing at the fishing boat with a HUGE gun turret.

Herr Kaleun " Stupid Stupid Stupid..."

Bernard "That's about as funny as a Battleship with screen doors huh Herr Kaleun?!?!"

Herr Kaleun "It's U-boot!!!! U-boot with a screen door you Moron!!! Get the joke right or don't tell it at all!!!

V. "Reminds me of that barmaid at base: heavily armed up top, fishnets below, and carries a load of crabs......"

W. Fishing with "Anton", next on the Outdoor Life Channel!

Mine:

1. Watchman: "...zo zey DID raize ze Blücher after all."

2.Bernard: "Herr Kaleun, Wir haven un fishingboot on Der Port Zide! Wir musten crash-taufen!!1

CO: "What ze ****, Bernard! Shut up und man ze Deck Gun! Donnerwetter..."

Bernard: "..But, but Herr Kaleu, it'z a Norwegian fishing boat!"

CO: "BERNA-A-A-ARD!

3. There had been some debate in Norway regarding the controversial tools used in the hunting of mackerel off Tromsø. Come April 1940, however, all voices of dissent were silenced.

[Biggles]

Good on ya lads, I had some great laughs! The nr.A was golden:()1:

[_Seth_]

3. There had been some debate in Norway regarding the controversial tools used in the hunting of mackerel off Tromsø. Come April 1940, however, all voices of dissent were silenced.


Excellent!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Steeltrap]

Thanks SK, although I agree that your number 3 is pretty good (in fact, there are plenty of good efforts!).

:rock: