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tycho102
09-08-06, 03:05 PM
I'll tell you what's wrong with Japanese medicine.
Slutty schoolgirls and prostate massages. (http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/news/20060908p2g00m0dm004000c.html) [Safe For Work As Far As I Have Checked; Don't Click On Any Other Links On That Page]


"She's basically become like a test tube for cultivating the disease."

"I know that. It's just I've never seen one that big before."

"One urologist says that he thought many of the young men were visiting his clinic to have a young nurse to administer their prostate massages for thrills, but he was shocked to learn that most of them were actually hoping he'd be the one putting the rubber gloves on."

"and then I found a candle wick."

"But he was just one of several who'd done pretty much exactly the same thing."


Now, this thread is certainly meant to be slightly humerous. But you should also be wondering just what the heck kind of "medicine" it is they are practicing over in Japan. A prostate massage? By a nurse/physician? On an outpatient basis?

STEED
09-08-06, 05:05 PM
Don't Click On Any Other Links On That Page]

Spill the beans. :hmm:

WHY?

Yahoshua
09-08-06, 05:08 PM
I think the line "slutty school girls" is enough to convince me not to do it.

STEED
09-08-06, 05:12 PM
By the way I have not followed the link so I am still in the dark. :-?

XabbaRus
09-08-06, 05:12 PM
Don't laugh when I was in Russia a few years back a got a GUI. Instead of just antibiotics the urologist wanted to give me vitamin injections every day and massage my prostate to help get rid of the infection 100%. Likewise I got a second opinion from my GP at home and then paid the bucks at the American Medical Centre...no way was I having a guy stick a finger up my bum every day for a month. ah ah, no way..and the guy was smiling as he explained the treatment.....:dead::o

STEED
09-08-06, 05:18 PM
Don't laugh when I was in Russia a few years back a got a GUI. Instead of just antibiotics the urologist wanted to give me vitamin injections every day and massage my prostate to help get rid of the infection 100%. Likewise I got a second opinion from my GP at home and then paid the bucks at the American Medical Centre...no way was I having a guy stick a finger up my bum every day for a month. ah ah, no way..and the guy was smiling as he explained the treatment.....:dead::o

Doctors seem to enjoy having a good poke around in the back door dept. I suppose you have to be a doctor to understand the joke. ;)

mapuc
09-08-06, 06:02 PM
Not only "What is wrong with....." also their education is somehow..how should I say....a little inadequate "The urologist says he sought to reassure his nurse and told her: "That's only an erection.""

Markus