ACHTUNG!! Add text bubbles to this screenshot and win a prize!

[Quagmire]

I came across this screenshot I took a while ago and I have a severe case of writers block when it comes to filling in some humorus text bubbles. The scene has great potential however. The expressions I captured on the faces of my watch crew are priceless. The Watch Officer stares with a menacing glare while a humble Matrosengefreiter looks on.

Winner receives a case of premium virtual U-Boot Spezial Cocktail! And the respect of millions! Any takers???
http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/8476/onpatrol585ku4.jpg

[bookworm_020]

"No Bernard, I will not lend you my binoculars because you droped yours over the side!"

"Don't try and bum smokes of me! you still owe me four packs!"

"Go away, I told you I had a head cold!"

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[SubSerpent]

http://www.jtiz.net/SubSerpent/onpatrol585ku4modified.jpg

[Pants]

Aww man thats funny :rotfl:

[Quagmire]

Brokeback U-boot! ROTFL!!!!

Keep 'em coming!

[SubSerpent]

:lol:

[kiwi_2005]

"Sir its been 6 months since Germany has surrendered we haven't come across any enemy contacts Sir because there are no enemies left!. Can we go home now!

:roll:

[John Channing]

"What do you mean "Silent Hunter IV "?"


JCC

[svenks]

"What is it, Herr Kaleun?"
"I see dead people..."
:o
BRGDS
Sven

[svenks]

"What is it, Herr Kaleun?"
"I just realized I missed an episode of Das Boot"

- or -

"What is it, Herr Kaleun?"
"Did I remember to turn off the coffee machine...???"

BRGDS
Sven

[SeaToad]

"Sir, that last merchant we sunk was one of ours"

[Dowly]

Sailor: Look, herr kaleun! When I bend my finger like this, it looks like a hook! Arrrr!!! I can be Captain Hook! Then we can like have a Jolly Roger flag! And like board ships and stuff!! Would that be cool or what!?
Kapitan: ......

[enaceo]

Sailor:"Herr kaleun,what are you looking so intrigued at?"
Kaptain:"Hmm...I have this feeling that we are being watched...I sence something , or someone behind you ...staring at us ... this feeling has been folowing me all over the place ... in the command room ... one the bridge ... in the radio-room ... in the office ... the only place I don't feel it is in the engine room ,the torpedo rooms and in the quarters... "

[d@rk51d3]

Sailor: Look, herr kaleun! When I bend my finger like this, it looks like a hook! Arrrr!!! I can be Captain Hook! Then we can like have a Jolly Roger flag! And like board ships and stuff!! Would that be cool or what!?
Kapitan: ......



And the Kapitan says: "I'll give YOU a jolly roger.........."

[moselgott]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8726/screensh3ty9.jpg

[Reece]

Kaptain: I know where that finger has been & if you make any advances to your mouth, you will be sevely repremanded!

[HunterICX]

:cool: the Classical Binocular Joke :up:

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/849/onpatrol585ku4pn0.png

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Dowly]

Good one Hunter!:rotfl:

[SubConscious]

Thanks Hunter, I needed a laugh today! That gets my vote for best caption! :up:

[STEED]

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/8632/presentation2oz1.jpg

[Dowly]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Good one, Steed, as usual! :up:

[HunterICX]

Good one steed :lol:

@Dowly&SubConscious: Apreciate that :yep: even I laughed myself when I even thought of that. really its an classic one :up:

[SteamWake]

Seaman "Pull my finger"

WO .... Glare...

[mr chris]

Seaman: Look convoy!
WO: "Seaman how many U-Boot special cocktails have you had?"

[mr chris]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/8038/onpatroltb7.jpg

[SubSerpent]

http://www.jtiz.net/SubSerpent/onpatrol585ku4modified2.JPG

[_Seth_]

@ subserpent: Excellent!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Safe-Keeper]

The captain catches Bernard biting his nails - again:p.

[_Seth_]

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/1899/makebubbletoshiiips0.jpg

[SubSerpent]

:rotfl:

I love your bad german talk with all the "Zs"

Zats Znough! I can't take it anymore!

:rotfl:

[SubSerpent]

Quagmire, when are you going to select a winner? Is there an official day that you are going to announce the winner?

[Quagmire]

I am simply AMAZED at the talent and creativity of the members of this forum! What you all have done with my screenshot is roaringly funny!

I think I would like to keep this open through the weekend since people's creative juices will really be flowing after a night at their local pubs. :()1:

So on Tuesday I will put together a top five and ask the community to vote on their favorite. Voting will go through Teusday and Wednesday we will have our winner.

FYI. I am limiting the top five to those that edited and reposted the image since that was the spirit of the contest. Not to say that the text entries aren't hilarious themselves...

You all really want that case of U-Boot Spezial Cocktail, don't ya!? :rock:

[mr chris]

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8979/finshzf7.jpg

[Qairyl]

Sorry, I couldn't resist:)

http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/3060/onpatrol585ku4xe3.jpg

-Qairyl

[_Seth_]

@ qairyl: Good one!! :D:D

[scl]

After passing order to crew about a very long, slow and deep silent approach......

"Herr Kaleun, maybe you should know what cook's just dished up for the men. Should I prepare to issue respirators?"

or

"Herr Kaleun, please don't keep looking over my shoulder like that"

[geist262]

After putting out to sea with a new kaleun in charge.

Sailor "Herr Kaleun, Destroyer bearing 274!"
Kaleun "I am not a "Kaleun" per se, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night."


Sailor "Herr Kaleun, a moment of your time please?
Kaleun "Yes?"
Sailor "Do you like movies about Galdiators?"
Kaleun ???

[U-104]

Sailor:"Herr kaleun,what are you looking so intrigued at?"
Kaptain:"Hmm...I have this feeling that we are being watched...I sence something , or someone behind you ...staring at us ... this feeling has been folowing me all over the place ... in the command room ... one the bridge ... in the radio-room ... in the office ... the only place I don't feel it is in the engine room ,the torpedo rooms and in the quarters... ":rotfl::rotfl:

[Safe-Keeper]

The worm one was the greatest so far:up:.

[SubSerpent]

The worm one was the greatest so far:up:.

He needs to make a re-picture of it though with captions according to the rules.