Bernaaaaard!!!!

[_Seth_]

Any chance of finding Bernard somewhere in SHIV? Wonder what he'll be doing in the pacific....:cool: Or do we have to find another "name" for the navy version of Forrest Gump..?

[Safe-Keeper]

Ben-n-ny:damn:!

[Immacolata]

Dinsdale?

D-I-I-I-I-N-S-D-A-L-E!

http://www.pythonsite.de/back/spiny1.jpg

[STEED]

Dinsdale?

D-I-I-I-I-N-S-D-A-L-E!


http://www.pythonsite.de/back/spiny1.jpg


That's spiny Norman of the Yard. :D :D

Monty Python of course I've better shut up now or Sailor Steve will be saying stand by for the spam sketch which STEED will posting very soon. :lol:

[Hylander_1314]

Seaman 1st class, SNAFU.

[bookworm_020]

Wouldn't the American verison of Bernard be Gomer Pile??

I can hear the catch cry

PILE!!!!!

[Hylander_1314]

The old cartoons used Pfc Snafu, so I think the Navy used Sfc Snafu. But I haven't seen a lot of those cartoons in years.

[Immacolata]

[quote=Immacolata]Dinsdale?

That's spiny Norman of the Yard. :D :D

Monty Python of course I've better shut up now or Sailor Steve will be saying stand by for the spam sketch which STEED will posting very soon. :lol:


Too late!

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

[STEED]

DON'T BLAME ME SAILOR STEVE. ;)

Steve put that hedgehog down


NO


HELP


STEVE, NO PLEASE FOR THE ..........................................





:rotfl: :rotfl:

[_Seth_]

:rotfl::rotfl:

[Rhodes]

Eheheheheheheheh :rock: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Monty Python for ever...

[Sailor Steve]

Oh, Steed, you silly boy, see what you've done now?

Better watch out or I might be tempted to post 'Who's On First' in it's entirety.

speaking of which, my vote for resident moron goes to Louie, after Lou Costello. Either that, or Beetle (for Beetle Baily).

[STEED]

Hey, I did not post spiny Norman of the Yard. :yep: :smug:


Steve what you doing with that hedgehog http://www.langkawi.dk/smileys/q84.gif
ARRHHEEEEE NOT AGAIN!! http://www.langkawi.dk/smileys/f15.gif
SOME ONE HELP ME. http://www.langkawi.dk/smileys/t1.gif

OUCH THAT HURT.

STEVE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

PLEASE NO, DON'T DO THAT, OUCH THAT REALLY HURT.

BERNARD WELL THE HECK ARE YOU, I NEED YOUR HELP.
Steve, I surrender here's a peace offer. http://www.langkawi.dk/smileys/a1110.gif

[The Noob]

WTF Hell?! Thats Nuts!:-?:):D:p;):rotfl:

[_Seth_]

[quote=Immacolata]Dinsdale?

That's spiny Norman of the Yard. :D :D

Monty Python of course I've better shut up now or Sailor Steve will be saying stand by for the spam sketch which STEED will posting very soon. :lol:

Too late!

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

:D:D:D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rk5AbjtGD4

[Rhodes]

[quote=Immacolata]Dinsdale?

That's spiny Norman of the Yard. :D :D

Monty Python of course I've better shut up now or Sailor Steve will be saying stand by for the spam sketch which STEED will posting very soon. :lol:

Too late!

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

:D:D:D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rk5AbjtGD4

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Unbeliveble, incredible.

[Farside]

[quote=Immacolata]Dinsdale?

That's spiny Norman of the Yard. :D :D

Monty Python of course I've better shut up now or Sailor Steve will be saying stand by for the spam sketch which STEED will posting very soon. :lol:

Too late!

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!


just to add

Hungarian Man enters:
Hungarain: great boobies hunnybun, my lower intestine is filled with spam egg spam bacon spam Tomato spam spam ...

Weatherman: another great viking victory was athe green midget cafe in bromley, once again the viking strategy were the same, they sailed from these fjords here assembled at trondheim in wait of the strong north easternly winds to blow their galleys to england whence they sailed on may the 23rd. Once in bromley they assembled in the green midget cafe and spam selected a spam particular spam item from the spam menu would spam spam spam spam spam ....

roll credits

[Immacolata]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Unbeliveble, incredible.

Hehe yes, especially with the quaint subtitling in japanese. An out-of-this-world experience.

[GakunGak]

Maybe we could have a future-Bernard-to-be a cook?
Or better yet: A toilette cleaner..
Having Bernard washing the dishes for lighting matches on skipper's foot? Priceless!:rotfl:

[Qairyl]

just to add

Hungarian Man enters:
Hungarain: great boobies hunnybun, my lower intestine is filled with spam egg spam bacon spam Tomato spam spam ...

Weatherman: another great viking victory was athe green midget cafe in bromley, once again the viking strategy were the same, they sailed from these fjords here assembled at trondheim in wait of the strong north easternly winds to blow their galleys to england whence they sailed on may the 23rd. Once in bromley they assembled in the green midget cafe and spam selected a spam particular spam item from the spam menu would spam spam spam spam spam ....

roll credits


I will not buy this tobacconist's....IT is scratched!http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/images/icons/icon10.gif
Monty Python is the perfect cure for really-really-really-long-road-trip-itis.

-Qairyl

[SkvyWvr]

The old cartoons used Pfc Snafu, so I think the Navy used Sfc Snafu. But I haven't seen a lot of those cartoons in years.

Sorry, no Pfc's in the Navy.:cool:

[Sailor Steve]

But he said Sfc, or Seaman First Class.

[GakunGak]

Considering the fact I'm newbie to this forum, but guys, isn't this a Off Topic syndrome???:hmm:

[SkvyWvr]

Seaman 1st class, SNAFU.

Seaman Half Hitch is the one I'm familuar with. He was the dummy sailor in all the naval comics when I was in. We used to call our screw ups "slipknots"

[SkvyWvr]

But he said Sfc, or Seaman First Class. Damn, :hmm: your right. Too many beers.:nope:

[SkvyWvr]

Sailor Steve, check your PM.

[Hylander_1314]

SkvyWvr,

I never got to see the comic strips, but I do remember seeing the old cartoons at the saturday matinee, before the old cartoons were banned by our need to be politically correct, but I think you're right, as that was the name "HalF Hitch" in the old b&w toons too. But I'm going off memories over 30 years ago, so I could be wrong. But I know they had a repeating name for the character in those old training cartoons. You just don't see the Navy ones like the Army or Aircorps films anymore. Even my Bugs and Daffy WWII cartoons video is targeted against the Germans, with no mention of the Pacific.

Slipknot is really good too! (he he)

[les green01]

I figure i going call him Mc Hale

[Sailor Steve]

I figure i going call him Mc Hale
But McHale was the genius of the group. How about Tim Conway's idiot character, ensign Parker.


Paaaaaarrrkeeeer!!!

[NEON DEON]

I figure i going call him Mc Hale
But McHale was the genius of the group. How about Tim Conway's idiot character, ensign Parker.


Paaaaaarrrkeeeer!!!

Yes. Chuck was a real Klutz. :D

He also fits in nicely with the PTO.:up:

[les green01]

there we go:up:

[Raptor]

Bernard should cook authentic meals too..........

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b185/Raptoru766/MISC/spammasabi.jpg

[bookworm_020]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I have to leave you guys to make up the name, due to the fact of being an Australian, I have limited knowledge of an American version of a drongo...