Strange Behaviour

[STEED]

Take a look around your base before setting out on patrol, your see some strange behaviour that will make you laugh. Check out the guards they seem to have very tight trousers on, just watch the way they walk. :lol:

[SteamWake]

I get a kick out of the motercycle guy.

He dismounts, walks up to an officer, salutes, then walks back to the cycle, gets on, attempts a few times to kick start, then dismounts, walks up to the same officer salutes.... repeat over and over and over.

I can almsot here the poor motorcycle driver saying "Sir ! She still wont start !" officer reply "Then try again !", "Sir yes sir !", over and over and over.

[STEED]

Yep that's another one.:rotfl: :rotfl:

[HunterICX]

Well I laught at the thought of the guards

I dont think they wear tight pants
if u count you will find too few nurses for the guards to satisfy.
so I think in the dark they ass-rape eachother and when they are on patrol they have an strange feeling by their butthole:rotfl:''EIN ZWEI OUCH!!! EIN ZWEI OUCH!!!''

[STEED]

Have you seen those nurses close up. :o

My crew have, and they rather take there chances with a destroyer. :D

[HunterICX]

Have you seen those nurses close up. :o

My crew have, and they rather take there chances with a destroyer. :D

:rotfl: have looked at the guards as well as an close up...they look like sh!t so I think they and the nurses is fair enought:rotfl:

also my crew rather have an Hunter Killer Group above on the surface and they would than loudly sing the german navy march to be detected

also another notice.
take a good look at ur fellow Subs patrolling...they are PUSSIES compared to yours
reason ''the friendly subcrew wear Lifevests!!!!''

[Dowly]

take a good look at ur fellow Subs patrolling...they are PUSSIES compared to yours
reason ''the friendly subcrew wear Lifevests!!!!''

If you would observe them long enough you would know the reason; When they dock, Bernard would climb up from below decks. Really cant be too carefull when near him.:rotfl:

To the topic. I love to watch the guy with the bucket near the unfinished uboat. He tries to get the welders attention, but he just ignores him. Poor fellow.:cry: