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THE_MASK
08-12-06, 01:59 AM
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2469/sh3img1282006165244796rx9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Mooncatt
08-12-06, 03:25 AM
ummmmmmm dunno, a 3 eyed gorilla with no hair??????

enaceo
08-12-06, 04:31 AM
3 headed monkey?Big Whoop?The ultimate insult?:ping:

Venatore
08-12-06, 04:38 AM
My pistol.

Dowly
08-12-06, 06:50 AM
Bernard. :yep:

mountainmanUK
08-12-06, 06:56 AM
Your Patrol orders?;)

(or maybe the Instruction Manual for the "head"!)

HunterICX
08-12-06, 07:20 AM
:-? Mmmm....nope, its deffintly the Captain's Teddybeer:rock:

STEED
08-12-06, 07:42 AM
A black hole.:p

marcel68
08-12-06, 08:04 AM
no it,s the crewsex doll made out sweine skinn with real hair :cool:

STEED
08-12-06, 08:07 AM
A clean pair of pants.;)

Von Hinten
08-12-06, 08:28 AM
The SHIV Beta ... :up:

HunterICX
08-12-06, 08:57 AM
an Blow up doll

sometimes long patrol can make ur snake going to itch:roll:

GT182
08-12-06, 09:36 AM
Aye... tis where me keeps me rum. :smug:

Pants
08-12-06, 10:42 AM
A clean pair of pants.;)

Aww shucks :oops: did'nt know you cared :rotfl:

The Munster
08-12-06, 11:48 AM
A Nurse from the Quayside.. Bernard sneaked her on.

Safe-Keeper
08-12-06, 11:55 AM
Your patrol orders.

Or the gold sacked from the last treasure merchant you sunk in the Caribbean.

Sailor Steve
08-12-06, 12:31 PM
A note that says: "Nope, not here either. Keep looking."

Anvart
08-12-06, 01:20 PM
Bottle of old cognac "Napoleon".
:yep:

Drebbel
08-12-06, 01:28 PM
Wasn't there a key in the safe, or am I mistaken and is it somewhere else ?

Rilder
08-12-06, 01:54 PM
20 trillion US dollars that the president sneaked on so noboby could find it

Engel der Vernichtung
08-12-06, 02:14 PM
The following book titles:
"The U=Boat crewman's guide to personal hygeine"
"Successful invasions of Russia"
"The Gamer's Guide to Fashion"
"Everything Men know about Women"
"Everything Women know about Men"





That is to say, the safe is actually empty. :know:

Magua
08-12-06, 04:05 PM
Crew Deodorant

johan_d
08-12-06, 06:33 PM
Actually the safe is SAFE, meaning no one can go into it.. Kruppstahl!

Drebbel
08-12-06, 06:44 PM
Actually the safe is SAFE, meaning no one can go into it.. Kruppstahl!

No one ? Hmm, seems kind of useless to me then :D

johan_d
08-12-06, 07:15 PM
Well its there but no use.. sealed, locked and welded..

Safe-Keeper
08-12-06, 07:33 PM
Hit Shift+F2 and move the camera through the door:p.

TarJak
08-12-06, 09:53 PM
The Kaleuns private stash of brazilian coffee, none of that ersatz crap for the Kaleun!

Rilder
08-12-06, 10:01 PM
Actually Im in the safe with a camera and a small helecopter... you see when people like Stabiz need to have video made they get me out and I fly around shooting footage with my video camera ;)

Von Hinten
08-13-06, 08:30 AM
The sketch of that girl from the Titanic. :hmm:

Magua
08-13-06, 09:17 AM
The sketch of that girl from the Titanic. :hmm:



LOL....I hope not! She's a bit too chunky...and has strange looking ta tas

STEED
08-13-06, 09:48 AM
French Adult Films (Senior Officers Only) :smug:

IrishUboot
08-13-06, 12:08 PM
The sketch of that girl from the Titanic. :hmm:


LOL....I hope not! She's a bit too chunky...and has strange looking ta tas


Too chunky? Just how Herr Kaleun likes his Fräulein. In the safe, wouldn't that be where enigma code books were stored?

The Noob
08-13-06, 12:46 PM
Liquid Explosives. ;)

Payoff
08-13-06, 12:55 PM
Patch 1.4C

Subnuts
08-13-06, 01:12 PM
The sketch of that girl from the Titanic. :hmm:


LOL....I hope not! She's a bit too chunky...and has strange looking ta tas

You mean she's more substantial than a skeleton with some skin pulled over it?

Ilpalazzo
08-13-06, 03:17 PM
Magical vortex that I store extra torpedos in.

Magua
08-13-06, 04:44 PM
The sketch of that girl from the Titanic. :hmm:


LOL....I hope not! She's a bit too chunky...and has strange looking ta tas

You mean she's more substantial than a skeleton with some skin pulled over it?

But how could you fit the TITANIC Girl, and I really mean TITANIC GIRL, down the hatch?

SteamWake
08-14-06, 12:39 PM
Patch 1.4C

Best one ! :up: