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Patboot
08-07-06, 11:35 AM
Did we do good?http://members.cox.net/pkent20/asif/shiii/wetspanties.jpg









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SteamWake
08-07-06, 11:39 AM
From "BDC"

Press the attack

Rilder
08-07-06, 11:45 AM
What.... In ... the... name.... of... Zues :doh:

Pants
08-07-06, 11:48 AM
How many torps you got left? i can still see plenty of targets :p

SteamWake
08-07-06, 11:50 AM
and how come no current flotilla ?

Mooncatt
08-07-06, 11:51 AM
good greif ummmmm i dont get it??? :o is this in a career or in one patrol :hmm:

Patboot
08-07-06, 11:52 AM
1st Flott, one patrol.

I RTB with 1 T3 and 1 T9.

:rotfl:

Pants
08-07-06, 11:53 AM
multi player map? or something like that, and almost 500 ships must be unlimited torps or something like nuke torps/ DG shells..nice sinkings eitherway :)

Ducimus
08-07-06, 06:23 PM
Nuclear deckgun ill wager :lol:

bookworm_020
08-07-06, 06:36 PM
Now I know why I can't find any ships:o I want to see a pic of your sub with flags for each ship sunk... Your crew would be shirtless:rotfl:

STEED
08-08-06, 05:23 AM
The Grim Reaper has struck.:o

Fat Bhoy Tim
08-08-06, 05:30 AM
You can't win a war on your own you know?!? ... what, sorry? Stand corrected, it seems you can.

stabiz
08-08-06, 06:18 AM
What the ...?

WutWuzDat
08-08-06, 09:28 AM
Good lord... Is that edited pixs? :shifty:

NeonSamurai
08-08-06, 09:52 AM
I would bet heavily modded uboat and nuke weapons.

Heck if i wanted i could make my sub do 60 knots, make it impossible to kill, dive to 500m, turn on a dime, virtualy infinite range etc. Plus nuke torpedoes and shells, a deck gun that fires as fast as the 20mm AA guns with 10000 rounds, etc. I could also turn all the AA weapons into ship and plane killers too.

Cdre Gibs
08-08-06, 10:18 AM
Now thats a good start but you cant come home till you have passed the 10Mill mark. Now get back out there and be more agressive! :lol:

Patboot
08-08-06, 10:25 AM
Now thats a good start but you cant come home till you have passed the 10Mill mark. Now get back out there and be more agressive! :lol:

Now here's a man with a sense of humor!

Heading out on patrol 8.


Oh, Samurai? "Lighten up, Francis".

WutWuzDat
08-08-06, 10:48 AM
Nukes? IMHO That would not really make it a fun game to play. If you just blast anything that moves without fear of reaction, then that is not fun... Just IMHO

Cdre Gibs
08-08-06, 10:53 AM
Depends if you like to blow **** up. The bigger the boom the better. ;)

don1reed
08-08-06, 11:14 AM
...make:rotfl: to Churchhill...

...I say again...the Norwegians did not sink all the HEAVY WATER in the ferry...




(poor lad, he's snapped under all the tension...)

Phylacista
08-08-06, 11:29 AM
Hull Integrity 74.99%?

Boy, you can do better than that! :smug:

Patboot
08-08-06, 12:54 PM
Nukes? IMHO That would not really make it a fun game to play. If you just blast anything that moves without fear of reaction, then that is not fun... Just IMHO

Note the hull damage.

Don't miss.

On a side note, I finally discovered how to increase the ROF of the FlaK 20s. Sounds like a pair of Phalanxes going off.

<giggles madly>

Some of y'all are getting your panties full of sand- I'm just stretching the other end of all the "Seriously Realistic" mods.

I'm having fun. You have fun too, Play as you like.

U-104
08-08-06, 12:57 PM
I'm having fun. You have fun too, Play as you like.:yep::yep::yep::yep:

Lil Kaleun
08-08-06, 02:33 PM
:o Wow... Such a score seems quite impossible for me, but... Mods can make miracles happen. Anyways, Patboot, how long did that patrol take?... Hours or days? :lol:

Frankly, I'd probably never play like that... I look for max realism, not max explosions. But who said experiments should be banned?...:smug: Sending the 500th merchant flyin' in a single patrol could be fun, gotta try that some day. :D

Rilder
08-08-06, 02:41 PM
Hmm a new super mod, Grey Monkeys... U-boats the size of battleships... torpedos that can fly out of the water and hit planes while homing in on merchants that are going 1 mile an hour and send them to the moon.., a gigantic never ending merchant train from britain to america... warships that look like the Starship enterprise and fires phaser beams.. the bombs in planes replaced with nukes... a giant merchant ship wheigning 200 thousand tons and can be sunk with one torpedo... ships when they blow up they blow up in a nuclear size explosion, and if the middle ship in a convoy blows up it can destroy the entire convoy by itself :hmm: :rotfl:

Patboot
08-08-06, 04:18 PM
The true "nuke torpedo" risks your own boot as well- blast radius and such, and you only get credit for the one you hit; ancilliary damage doesn't count.

I haven't messed with the torps at all, except to make some available earlier in the timeline.

"Jurgen" is back out on another 'Mad MaX' patrol, while steadfast "Fischer" is grinding through 1942 in a VIIb (at 50% real).

Thanks to Timetraveler for the fun 'lil toy.

Oh- Lil? that one was just under 3 weeks- I just ran out of convoys...:roll: :rotfl:

Pants
08-08-06, 07:16 PM
The true "nuke torpedo" risks your own boot as well- blast radius and such, and you only get credit for the one you hit; ancilliary damage doesn't count.

While testing damage, i used the nuke torp ( not anymore ) and you DO get credit for killing the WHOLE convoy with one nuke torpedo.
same as using the Nuke HE DG round too..it's fun for awhile blowing the ****e outa things but soon get Extremely boring :down:

don1reed
08-09-06, 09:41 AM
Hey sergeant...

How come they only issued me one Nuclear grenade?:doh: