What happens to The Avon Lady? [Archive] - SUBSIM Radio Room Forums

Fish

07-26-06, 06:56 AM

She is gone for eight days now, I hope its only a technical problem for her to visit the forum? :-?

STEED

07-26-06, 06:58 AM

As I recall AL posted a comment she dose voluntary work, I'm sure AL will be back.

Yahoshua

07-26-06, 08:13 AM

I've been P'ming her. She's hosting a family from the northern side of Israel so she's a bit busy right now. But so far she and her family (and her guests) are fine and still in one piece.

Fish

07-26-06, 08:17 AM

Ok. :up:

Skybird

07-26-06, 08:26 AM

I could have sworn she is digging foxholes for Merkavas right now and is breeding over a map to find the shortest way to the North :cool:

Oberon

07-26-06, 08:34 AM

I could have sworn she is digging foxholes for Merkavas right now and is breeding over a map to find the shortest way to the North :cool:

Is that the click of a Desert Eagle I hear? Well, it'll get this war finished quick I guess, paradrop AL into Beirut. Hezbollah wouldn't know what hit it :up:

StdDev

07-26-06, 08:42 AM

I could have sworn she is digging foxholes for Merkavas right now and is breeding over a map to find the shortest way to the North :cool:

Skybird.... BROODING... "breeding" implies something COMPLETELY different!:o

Oberon

07-26-06, 08:47 AM

I could have sworn she is digging foxholes for Merkavas right now and is breeding over a map to find the shortest way to the North :cool:

Skybird.... BROODING... "breeding" implies something COMPLETELY different!:o

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Oh dear, now that's a typo. Understandable, but my god... :rotfl:

August

07-26-06, 08:51 AM

I've been P'ming her. She's hosting a family from the northern side of Israel so she's a bit busy right now. But so far she and her family (and her guests) are fine and still in one piece.

Next time you contact her please tell her i'm praying for her safety.

Yahoshua

07-26-06, 08:56 AM

You can PM her yourself. She'll get it. And she answers it about every other day.

Skybird

07-26-06, 09:01 AM

Sorry, in German "brüten" is one and the same word and could be used for both contexts indicated in this thread. But admitted - having checked it in the dictionary now, I see it is a verbal faultpax worth to be made! :lol:

The Avon Lady

07-26-06, 09:33 AM

Please Please Please

NO MORE PM'S!

:damn:

I'm fine. Lots of volunteer work plus regular work plus household work.

Not time left for digging foxholes and breeding. :88)

Oh.

I mean brooding. :smug:

All's well by us personally. Not too well in the north, unfortunately. I'm unimpressed by my country's lackadaisical handling of this war.

Thanks for all (well, some :shifty: ) of your best wishes to us. :up:

SteamWake

07-26-06, 10:01 AM

Please Please Please

NO MORE PM'S!

:damn:

I'm fine. Lots of volunteer work plus regular work plus household work.

Not time left for digging foxholes and breeding. :88)

Oh.

I mean brooding. :smug:

All's well by us personally. Not too well in the north, unfortunately. I'm unimpressed by my country's lackadaisical handling of this war.

Thanks for all (well, some :shifty: ) of your best wishes to us. :up:

But breeding is so much more fun.

Good luck to you and your family.

bradclark1

07-26-06, 12:39 PM

I'm unimpressed by my country's lackadaisical handling of this war.

It seems the main purpose is to pulverize hezbollah's support system using artillery and air bombardment mainly. Thats a lot of repetitious work being done by the smaller armed force branches and not very exciting unless you happen to be on the recieving end (no humor intended). Said as more of a question really.

[Edit]
Never mind. I watched the news this evening.

tycho102

07-26-06, 01:21 PM

Good luck to you, Avon!

kiwi_2005

07-26-06, 05:00 PM

As I recall AL posted a comment she dose voluntary work, I'm sure AL will be back.

I can just see it now, like a scene from "BlackHawke down" Avons out on voluntary duty when all of a sudden theres a loud explosion she catches a glimps of an Isreali helicopter going down, the sight of one of her own crashing into enemy territory begins a transformation that only her husband would know about. He grins to himself, yeah thats my woman. What happens moments later is a sight to be seen Avon is no more Mrs avon lady from subsim. No Avon is... "The Avon Lady!!!!!!!!!!!!
I MUST do something! She stares into hubbys eyes he nods, do what you must do my dear.
She heads of into the valley of death to rescue her fallen comrades, zig zagging the enemies bullets, they're no match for her as she makes her way to them one by one she takes them out breaking there necks like if they were chickens.
An enemy screams, 'what is this weapon of isreal!
Oh i aint just a weapon, im the Avon lady fool! KA-POW!
The dazed and confused guy pleads for mercy.
Avon stares into his blood thirsty eyes, his soul shudders. Listen to me! Isreal is not your enemy fool, the enemy of this world are those who sell free mods!
Free mods? What are you talking about!.
Quiet! SLAP!
I will spare your life, heed my words for i am the Avon lady - go to your leader and let them know what you witness this day. And remeber this, Subsim rocks and free mods should not be sold!

The enemy lifts himself up shaken but grateful his life has been spared then hurries off into the darkness, mumbling to himself the words that he will never forget... Subsim rocks and free mods should not be sold... Subsim rocks and free mods should not be sold... Subsim rocks and free mods should not be sold...

:arrgh!: :roll:

Ok sorry got carried away there for a sec. You and your family take care Avon. :yep:

The Avon Lady

07-27-06, 07:50 AM

It's obvious that Kiwi has memorized all the "Wonder Women" episodes by heart. :yep: