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kiwi_2005
07-22-06, 02:00 AM
I think the life cycle is all backwards

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

Yahoshua
07-22-06, 02:34 AM
Interesting......but I haven't finished the machine yet.

STEED
07-22-06, 03:45 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Torplexed
07-22-06, 05:49 AM
There was a brillant episode of the sci-fi comedy series Red Dwarf based on this concept. A planet where everything--even the life cycle--moved backwards. :cool: Certainly made visiting the bathroom a interesting and moving experience.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/john.seymour1/ukbookguide/Covers/RedDwarf/Backwards.jpg

Skybird
07-22-06, 05:53 AM
Philip K. Dick: "Counter-Clock World".