Caption Competition

[STEED]

Rules you got one week to post the funnies caption to the picture I shall select the winner and the winner takes over and they post a picture and so on.

Chill out folks let's have a bit of time out. :D

http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/4200/p15zr.png
Captions to this picture off you go.

[Oberon]

"What do you mean 'He sunk the Jahre Viking in the English Channel'?"

"Hello and velcome to ze BT internet help desk, my name is Vladimir, how may I help you today?"

;)

I'll most more when and if I think of them :up:

[Perilscope]

-Yesss, thiz iz Putin zpeaking, I request that these 1960's telephonez modelz, be replaced immediately, Thankz comaradz.-

[Linton]

I am sorry Mr.Putin but your contract as Dobbie the house -elf has been terminated.
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2002-11/5455365.jpg

[PeriscopeDepth]

"Osay eway ancay ownay ommunicatecay inway ethay earclay ithway isthay ewnay unbreakableway odecay?"

[Onkel Neal]

What? Hell no, I don't want to switch carriers! Why do you keep calling me? Huh? You want me to send some KBB by your office??

[Ducimus]

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when im angry.

[jumpy]

the latest trainee to join the exciteing world of fast food retailing

Putin: "Hello, Pizza Oven. Can I take your order please?"

or maybe "Do you want Fries with that?"

[CB..]

"I'm Sparticus"

[TteFAboB]

"Yushchenko, all your base are belong to us."

[Sailor Steve]

"My life is so much better since I learned to sleep with my eyes open."

[Enigma]

"Diz phone iz not red. I demand zee red phone."

[Ishmael]

"The NSA did what to my banking records?"
or

"How can I make this any clearer? Cancel my AOL service. We've been talking for 2 days."

[blue3golf]

"You mean to tell me I need yet ANOTHER phone"

"I have more phones than ears as it is"

[XabbaRus]

Putin Thinking : "Tony, British humour, it's so not funny..."

[Kurushio]

"....welcome you to red square sex line, I am Petula....yes naughty boy my nipples veeery hard...yes I very wet in balkans region and I have hairy silo just for you....you want try evasive back thrust maneuvre in my caucusus or you want sneak your submarine up my barents...you naughty boy...mmmmm..."

bah....

p.s. I never call sex lines. :)

[lesrae]

Thinking:

...then on the way home I've got to pick the kids up, drop the dry cleaning off, get the shopping...

[Skybird]

"Caption competition - me. Idiot...!"

[The Avon Lady]

"Hello Mr. Putin. Did you know that aluminum siding can raise the property value of your house. We can install it at a fraction of the increase of your new property value. Are you interested?"

[DeepSix]

http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/4200/p15zr.png
Nuthin' much, dog. Watchin' the game, drinkin' a Bud....

[STEED]

One day to go before I declare the winner, keep them coming.:lol: :lol:

[Dowly]

"I did NOT have a sexual relationship with that woman, miss Ludmila Shkrebneva."
:|\\

[Kurushio]

"Herllo, Terrorist Order Hotline, how may I help?....yes we have 5 T-72 in stock, you want with 120mm smoothbore?...it cost extra...yes sir, we can deliver to Somalia...we have special offer on RPG buy 2 get 1 free...yes...hmmm...no...we have no uranium today, try next week...or if you not want to wait you could try making dirty bomb with my wife underwear..BWAHAHAHA...no...no...underwear not for sale, just Russian joke..."

[STEED]

Three runner up's in no order were.

Thinking:

...then on the way home I've got to pick the kids up, drop the dry cleaning off, get the shopping...

What? Hell no, I don't want to switch carriers! Why do you keep calling me? Huh? You want me to send some KBB by your office??

-Yesss, thiz iz Putin zpeaking, I request that these 1960's telephonez modelz, be replaced immediately, Thankz comaradz.-


AND THE WINNER IS.

the latest trainee to join the exciteing world of fast food retailing

Putin: "Hello, Pizza Oven. Can I take your order please?"

or maybe "Do you want Fries with that?"


Well jumpy it's up to you to continual the caption competition with a new picture. Well done everyone who posted, good laugh that was.

[kiwi_2005]

Look Mr Putin. I Say Again I Am A Dreadlord Not A Drug Lord!

[jumpy]

Three runner up's in no order were.

Thinking:

...then on the way home I've got to pick the kids up, drop the dry cleaning off, get the shopping...
What? Hell no, I don't want to switch carriers! Why do you keep calling me? Huh? You want me to send some KBB by your office??
-Yesss, thiz iz Putin zpeaking, I request that these 1960's telephonez modelz, be replaced immediately, Thankz comaradz.-

AND THE WINNER IS.

the latest trainee to join the exciteing world of fast food retailing

Putin: "Hello, Pizza Oven. Can I take your order please?"

or maybe "Do you want Fries with that?"

Well jumpy it's up to you to continual the caption competition with a new picture. Well done everyone who posted, good laugh that was.
awww, thanks dude ;)
I shall give suitable consideration for a new picutre for you all to caption, over the weekend :up:

[Dowly]

I shall give suitable consideration for a new picutre for you all to caption, over the weekend :up:

But.... I want it now... :cry:

[Perilscope]

Congratulation to you Jumpy :up:, and the runners up too. :D :smug:

[jumpy]

by popular demand (and a lack of things to do at work today) I have brought forward the posting, but couldn't make up my mind as to which to choose.

either:

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/8696/captopnate2wo.jpg


or

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/9294/wonderwoman3dg.jpg


knock yourselves out ;)

[STEED]

Heck there may be some rude ones for those two pics. :rotfl:

Well now, I can now enter the competition, when I stop laughing I shall post a couple of captions. :rotfl:

[Ishmael]

Caption for pic #1: I am SO ringing the doorbell. EEEEWWWWWW!

Caption for pic #2: I've been banned from the invisible plane because of weight and payload limitations.

or

I got so tired of people seeing me in my invisible plane and saying,"There goes Wonder Woman, sitting on her fat ass in the sky."

[Kurushio]

Picture 1: "This must be Kurushio's house..."

Picture 2: "...are you the guy from Blinddate.com?...Hi...I'm your date"

[kiwi_2005]

Caption 1: If you think this is gross, you should see my backdoor one.

Caption 2: Mum go home!

[STEED]

Caption 1: That reminds me I must buy some grapes today.

Caption 2: My hormones are playing up again.

[scandium]

#1: "This is some really, really bad acid I'm on!";

#2: "What do you mean I have "big hair"?"

or #2: "And our leading contestent for Marvel Comics forthcoming Wonderwoman movie is..."

[NEON DEON]

#1. "I did not know Grape Nuts came with a prize."


#2. Hillary Clinton on the Presidential Campaign trail.

[Kurushio]

2nd pic: "Hi...I'm Brewster Pilot"

:lol:

(joking)

[jumpy]

Hehe, some funny ones there, but I declare the winners to be:

Kurushio - for his outlandishly modest "This must be Kurushio's house..."

and

NEON DEON - for his cutting remarks about Hillary Clinn'tonn (kodos & kang) Hillary Clinton on the Presidential Campaign trail.

The batton is passed to you guys now :up:

[STEED]

Well done you guys, I hope you will keep it going. :up: :yep:

[NEON DEON]

:rotfl: http://pic12.picturetrail.com/VOL420/1522014/3742635/164625599.jpg

[Torplexed]

:rotfl: http://pic12.picturetrail.com/VOL420/1522014/3742635/164625599.jpg
Got a Niagara of Viagra?

[kiwi_2005]

Hello is that Microsoft? Ok listen i said i needed anti trojan ware NOT Trojan to wear!

[Kurushio]

"Kurushio's daily shopping...."

[NEON DEON]

"Kurushio's daily shopping...."

LOL! :lol:

Hay you won too! You should be judging this when it comes time.:D