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STEED
06-04-06, 06:38 AM
I found this little news item funny. :lol:

Saturday June 3, 08:14 AM

Foul-mouthed parrot
An Orthodox Jew in Israel has been threatened with divorce after blowing several thousand pounds on a parrot that swore like a trooper.
It was not until he took the parrot to his Tel Aviv home he realised its vocabulary included "son of a bitch" and other expletives. After a rabbi advised the bird should either be killed or have its tongue removed, the owner's wife drew the line at any more expenditure and gave the parrot to a zoo.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/03062006/344/foul-mouthed-parrot.html

Kapitan_Phillips
06-04-06, 06:42 AM
*dies laughing*

TteFAboB
06-04-06, 11:55 AM
*performs satanic ritual to revive the poster above*

Now your soul is mine. Obey.

Yahoshua
06-04-06, 12:48 PM
This is surprising......

TLAM Strike
06-04-06, 01:22 PM
Yea give it to the Zoo so all the little children can hear it curse like a Sailor. :roll:

SUBMAN1
06-04-06, 01:25 PM
Not good! That is my nightmare. Carefull of what you say around birds. I own a parrot and he will do something if he knows he can annoy you or get a reaction out of you. He picked of this shrill squak from the blue jays outside and figured out that I don't like it real fast and has only recently been trained out of it - with cold sink water that is - trust me, the positive ways to train a bird out of this type of behavior do not work when it is more fun to have a reaction out of me (Its very loud!).

I hardly ever swear so he will probably never pick up any negative language, but I could tell that he would if he knew it would cause a reaction in me of some sort. I would have to give him away if he started swearing.

-S

STEED
06-04-06, 04:56 PM
I remember years ago a Minor Bird swore like anything and if you pointed your finger to near the cage it would lash out at you.