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JU_88
06-01-06, 10:23 AM
None! because I killed them all ... Especially the one in the pics below, I geuss I really lost my temper with this little fcukstick.




http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/c01.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/c02.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/c03.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/c04.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/c05.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/c06.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/c07.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/c08.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/c09.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/c10.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/c11.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/c12.jpg
PING THAT - YOU LITTLE ****!

42% hull integ, deck gun destroyed and 3 dead crew men but it was worth it.

(That was on 70% realism with full vunerablilty on too.) CHECK OUT MY NEW SIG.

Saintaw
06-01-06, 10:27 AM
You need a roman trireme fix.

CCIP
06-01-06, 10:27 AM
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I'm sorry, that's too hilarious.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sailor Steve
06-01-06, 10:28 AM
Ah, but unfortunately there are plenty more where those came from.

More than enough to change all the light bulbs.

Ducimus
06-01-06, 10:40 AM
Somewhere, im picturing this frustrated uboat captain sitting behind a periscope, pulling his hair out, and going...

"ARRRRGG!!! THAT'S IT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! SURFACE!"

bookworm_020
06-01-06, 05:04 PM
You are an inspiritation to us all. I would love to trim a couple of 'flowers' if I could get my game to go (don't worry, I'll moving to a new job so I get a new computer!):up:

STEED
06-01-06, 05:14 PM
Are yes I know the feeling in my case I took on a Destroyer and won. Never again, the amount of damage I rec'd my U-Boat was only fit for the scrap yard.

Good Pics. :up:

Admiral Chris
06-01-06, 05:32 PM
Taking on a destroyer alone is deadly....:-? But taking on a little armed trawler is deadlier.
Explanation
================================================== =============
Although your U-Boat may be big and strong with a large crew , 4 front torpedo tubes and 2 aft torpedo tubes , a deck gun and 2 flack guns. You sail your nations colours and the most deadliest thing on a uboat is the human mind of the captain. When the seas are rough and storm rains fire down, the little armed trawler can barely move , but during the day the armed the trawler can take pops at you with its cannon and call upon reinforcements if it's needed I.E .Destroyer , pt boat, plane , ect.
when fighting it from underneath, it can also use its ultra viloet sonar detection system to find you, or 'PING' you. once its found you, it will have a go at you with its depth charges and then if it can't get you alone it will call for back up.
So think twice , even the least deadliest ships can soon become the deadliest!
chris,

Rosencrantz
06-01-06, 06:08 PM
I'm not sure about your tactics but at least your sig is great!

:rotfl:

-RC-

The_Blockade_Runner
06-02-06, 04:35 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Where in the Naval Academy do they teach you to treat your U-Boat as one big human guided Torpedo?

Slick Rick
06-02-06, 08:44 AM
I dont remember reading about this tactic in the U boat cmdrs handbook.....

Engel der Vernichtung
06-02-06, 11:26 AM
http://members.toast.net/klingon/rammingspeed.wav

(relevant clip from "Animal House")