View Full Version : New Zealanders biggest viewers of porn!!!
kiwi_2005
05-22-06, 09:10 PM
I just heard over the radio that New zealanders are 2nd in the world South African are first, for viewers of porn on the net!!! :o According to this guy, we watch on the net rugby, sheep! and porn. :rotfl:
Why would i want to surf the net for sheep!?!. No wonder aussies call us sheep shaggers!. Total BS, porn is old and good to cure Insomnia Rugby is ok but i prefer to watch that american football, and for sheep well they're good cooking over a fire - spit with lots of apple sauce, and beers.
TLAM Strike
05-22-06, 09:54 PM
Well you guys are stuck on a pair of little islands at the bottom of the world so I’m not surprised. :P
:-j
kiwi_2005
05-22-06, 10:33 PM
Well you guys are stuck on a pair of little islands at the bottom of the world so I’m not surprised.
Even you americans laugh at us :o
:-j :D
Why would i want to surf the net for sheep!?!.
You ask that AND you prefer American Football to rugby, are you sure your a kiwi? ;)
kiwi_2005
05-22-06, 11:15 PM
You ask that AND you prefer American Football to rugby, are you sure your a kiwi? ;)
Ah good to see a aussie neighbour on this forum. :yep:
Oh im a kiwi "mate" notice i said 'mate' most famous aussie word around. Anyways mate, only a true kiwi can pass this test :D
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/wmg/Sheep.html :-j
GreyOctober
05-23-06, 04:49 AM
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/posters/wait.jpg
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/posters/tank.jpg
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kiwi_2005
05-23-06, 06:02 AM
:o :o :o :o
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JScones
05-23-06, 06:33 AM
Oh im a kiwi "mate" notice i said 'mate' most famous aussie word around. Anyways mate, only a true kiwi can pass this test :D
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/wmg/Sheep.html :-j
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! ...5 out of 6... I must be a Kiwi. Help, shoot me... :rotfl:
Hang on, I may finally be able to barrack for a consistently winning Rugby team... :hmm:
Hang on, I may finally be able to barrack for a consistently winning Rugby team... :hmm:
Dont worry, everybody knows the NZers always crack at the biggest stage there is.
On paper I rate them as RWC07 favourites, but I also suspect that nothing will have changed at all over the last 15 years, the All Blacks are gonna choke in France, just like in 03, 99, 95 and 91.
edit: I really hope I wont have to eat my words come September next year.
JScones
05-23-06, 07:25 AM
Nah, you'll be right. NZ will fall to France in the final.
Mind you, I think home town advantage is all that's going to get France elevated from bridesmaid status...
Nah, you'll be right. NZ will fall to France in the final.
Mind you, I think home town advantage is all that's going to get France elevated from bridesmaid status...
Yeah thats my tip too.
Mind you I dnt know who I'd rather win out of that one, NZ may be a bunch of kiwis but at least they are from the southern hemisphere, cause i really dont want to see the victory go north a second time (unless its to the scots, i can dream).
The thought of either of them winning the webb ellis cup makes me quesy.
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/wmg/Sheep.html
I've got ONE question right out of 6
well I'm from Sweden not NZ
Markus
bradclark1
05-23-06, 02:05 PM
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/posters/wait.jpg
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/posters/tank.jpg
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Okay!!! Who went to www.masturbateforpeace.com and checked them out? Own up!!!
I liked http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/breasts.html myself.
kiwi_2005
05-23-06, 04:51 PM
Dont worry, everybody knows the NZers always crack at the biggest stage there is.
On paper I rate them as RWC07 favourites, but I also suspect that nothing will have changed at all over the last 15 years, the All Blacks are gonna choke in France, just like in 03, 99, 95 and 91.
This aint fare im up against to aussies on this forum :-j . Mate our all blacks are like no other this times around, expect them to beat Australia in the world cup :P. As long as we dont go and change our coach will be winners. Our last world cup the all blacks coach was a blardy idiot and got rid of two good players they left NZ rugby and now play for some rugby team in ireland. But the all blacks had lost even before they had started.
Konovalov
05-23-06, 05:41 PM
Dont worry, everybody knows the NZers always crack at the biggest stage there is.
On paper I rate them as RWC07 favourites, but I also suspect that nothing will have changed at all over the last 15 years, the All Blacks are gonna choke in France, just like in 03, 99, 95 and 91.
This aint fare im up against to aussies on this forum :-j . Mate our all blacks are like no other this times around, expect them to beat Australia in the world cup :P. As long as we dont go and change our coach will be winners. Our last world cup the all blacks coach was a blardy idiot and got rid of two good players they left NZ rugby and now play for some rugby team in ireland. But the all blacks had lost even before they had started.
Mate I will really really feel sorry for you poor Kiwi's if you fail again to win the World Cup. Simply put you guys are due. It would be nice to see some of that old southern hemisphere dominance again.
Sulikate
05-23-06, 06:46 PM
Impressive topic :rotfl:
JScones
05-24-06, 01:36 AM
I think Wales are due... :up:
I can only dream... :(
Mate our all blacks are like no other this times around, expect them to beat Australia in the world cup .
Don't worry, I hate to admit it but I already do.
But expect Australia to beat everybody very comfortably in the 2008 Rugby League WC.
kiwi_2005
05-24-06, 05:08 AM
But expect Australia to beat everybody very comfortably in the 2008 Rugby League WC.
:yep: You aussies rule in league theres no doubt about that. I remeber when we started the warriors league team there was lots of talk in NZ about how great our warriors are going to do and possibly win the final - yeah right 10 yrs on and we still haven't! But alot of us knew that from the start we just can't match yous in league closest we have come is a close 2nd.
Konovalov
05-24-06, 05:55 AM
But expect Australia to beat everybody very comfortably in the 2008 Rugby League WC.
:yep: You aussies rule in league theres no doubt about that. I remeber when we started the warriors league team there was lots of talk in NZ about how great our warriors are going to do and possibly win the final - yeah right 10 yrs on and we still haven't! But alot of us knew that from the start we just can't match yous in league closest we have come is a close 2nd.
Yeah, but we don't dominate as much as we used to anymore. NZ are very competitive now and If I recall correctly are holders of the Tri-Nations series trophy having defeated Australia in the final with Britain not making it last year. But Rugby League just does not compare with the pure game of Rugby Union. :up:
But expect Australia to beat everybody very comfortably in the 2008 Rugby League WC.
:yep: You aussies rule in league theres no doubt about that. I remeber when we started the warriors league team there was lots of talk in NZ about how great our warriors are going to do and possibly win the final - yeah right 10 yrs on and we still haven't! But alot of us knew that from the start we just can't match yous in league closest we have come is a close 2nd.
Yeah, but we don't dominate as much as we used to anymore. NZ are very competitive now and If I recall correctly are holders of the Tri-Nations series trophy having defeated Australia in the final with Britain not making it last year. But Rugby League just does not compare with the pure game of Rugby Union. :up:
But we absolutely whopped the kiwis in the Anzac test a few weeks ago.
And 1 Tri-nations series lost in 20 years is acceptable IMHO. But the boys from across the Tasman are getting better no doubt, led by superstars like Marshall.
Yeah union is much better. But they are both great to play, except when I get chucked in the Second Row when playing union, I swear that half the time I would rather watch the opposition score a try than have them knock on and make me scrum down and stick my head up a Hooker's ar$e (and no to the non-rugby educated, I am not referring to some wierd form of prostitution :-j ).
kiwi_2005
05-24-06, 06:17 AM
I swear that half the time I would rather watch the opposition score a try than have them knock on and make me scrum down and stick my head up a Hooker's ar$e (and no to the non-rugby educated, I am not referring to some wierd form of prostitution joker ).
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