Finland to start enriching uranium?

[Happy Times]

I just watched Finnish PM Matti Vanhanen in the morning news, he suggested that Finland might consider enriching uranium for its own needs :D Theres 4 power reactors and 1 research reactor in Finland at present. 5th reactor is under construction, its going to be worlds biggest unit (1600MV), there is strong support in Finland to build 6th reactor of the same type. Sounds good to me, step to become a nuclear capable state in a short time. Il post a link when i find one..

[Onkel Neal]

This is a good time for me to let everyone know, I am starting a uranium enrichment project myself. I've got the garage lead-shielded and in a few days, I should have 560 centrifuges spinning, separating neutrons and protons in orderly fashion. I should have a 3 kiloton warheard ready to go by deer season this November.

[Dowly]

*Sees sand raising from the ground on the horizon*

Bush is coming! ;)

[MadMike]

Obviously the time to strike is now. :-j
Finnish hegemony in winter sports over the years, not to mention the use of double vowels in virtually every unpronounceable Finnish word, is a policy that cannot be allowed to spread!
Finnish weapons of mass destruction (i.e., cloning Finnish PM Tarja Halonen) into a vast, unstopable army of Conan O'Brien's threatens the Nordic balance of power-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conan_obrien

Yours, Mike

[Sea Demon]

*Sees sand raising from the ground on the horizon*

Bush is coming! ;)

I don't know. I've never heard any leader from Finland vowing to wipe another country off the map. :hmm:

[DeepSix]

This is a good time for me to let everyone know, I am starting a uranium enrichment project myself. I've got the garage lead-shielded and in a few days, I should have 560 centrifuges spinning, separating neutrons and protons in orderly fashion. I should have a 3 kiloton warheard ready to go by deer season this November.

LOL does that come between bow season and long gun season? And is there a bag limit? :hmm:

[The Avon Lady]

:shifty: The Swedes are up to something, too. (http://www.heavy-water.com/) :shifty:

[Oberon]

:shifty: The Swedes are up to something, too. (http://www.heavy-water.com/) :shifty:

My god, those crazy Swedes must be stopped!! I'll write to the PM right away! :nope:

Wait a minute...Abba...Ulrika Johnson...Sven! It's all a conspiracy! They're already here!! :o :o :o

*sets up a barricade outside his house then runs down to start ringing the church bells* :ping:

[Skybird]

I knew that nothing good will come from the north. First they sent their viking fleets to terrorize our coasts, then they tried to infiltrate our most vulnerable communication structure and handy-nets, and now this. We better reinstall the Soviet Union and then let them deal with these scary Fins. :down:

[micky1up]

yeah like they could handle the fins in ww2 NOT they got there arses kicked

[Oberon]

We better reinstall the Soviet Union...

I tried that, but got this error message:
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8201/sovietinstall6xo.jpg

I know it worked when I installed it in 1917, but I had to uninstall in 1989 because it was getting a bit corrupt, can anyone help? :-j

[Happy Times]

Its all starting to make sense :lol: From http://www.physorg.com/news63177068.html to http://www.iaea.org/About/DGC/heinonen_bio.html ;)

[Happy Times]

I knew that nothing good will come from the north. First they sent their viking fleets to terrorize our coasts, then they tried to infiltrate our most vulnerable communication structure and handy-nets, and now this. We better reinstall the Soviet Union and then let them deal with these scary Fins. :down: You forgot something, "A horribile Haccapaelitorum agmine libera nos, Domine".

[tycho102]

This is a good time for me to let everyone know, I am starting a uranium enrichment project myself. I've got the garage lead-shielded and in a few days, I should have 560 centrifuges spinning, separating neutrons and protons in orderly fashion. I should have a 3 kiloton warheard ready to go by deer season this November.

I have also been considering re-loading my own brass. Have you got a tumbler and a one-step press, or it is just an amateur job?

As for Finland and it's nucs, what are they planning to do with the expended cores?

[Happy Times]

As for Finland and it's nucs, what are they planning to do with the expended cores? We will keep it ourselfs offcourse :lol: In here, http://www.posiva.fi/kuvat/onkalo2_tekstit_210503_Eng_tbn_big.jpg . There has been talk that this company, Posiva http://www.posiva.fi/englanti/posiva_posiva.html , could manage nuclear waste also elsewhere from Europe, send it all to us ;) We are so much smarter that those Iranians :|\

[TLAM Strike]

This is a good time for me to let everyone know, I am starting a uranium enrichment project myself. I've got the garage lead-shielded and in a few days, I should have 560 centrifuges spinning, separating neutrons and protons in orderly fashion. I should have a 3 kiloton warheard ready to go by deer season this November. To ensure that Blue States maintain parity I'm starting my Anti-Matter Generation program. We should have the delivery vehicles assembled in three months by cheap illegal workers from Mexico. We should have a dozen weapons ready by October. We will blow up a small moon in December. And we hope to tear a hole in the fabric of the universe some time in ’07. :rock:

[Oberon]

This is a good time for me to let everyone know, I am starting a uranium enrichment project myself. I've got the garage lead-shielded and in a few days, I should have 560 centrifuges spinning, separating neutrons and protons in orderly fashion. I should have a 3 kiloton warheard ready to go by deer season this November. To ensure that Blue States maintain parity I'm starting my Anti-Matter Generation program. We should have the delivery vehicles assembled in three months by cheap illegal workers from Mexico. We should have a dozen weapons ready by October. We will blow up a small moon in December. And we hope to tear a hole in the fabric of the universe some time in ’07. :rock:

I guess it's time I announced my intentions then....

In my garden shed I have built a fully functional time machine, I intend to travel into the future and see what lies ahead for us.

Oh dear...it doesn't look so good...
http://www.colemanzone.com/images/morlock%20eyes.jpg

[Onkel Neal]

This is a good time for me to let everyone know, I am starting a uranium enrichment project myself. I've got the garage lead-shielded and in a few days, I should have 560 centrifuges spinning, separating neutrons and protons in orderly fashion. I should have a 3 kiloton warheard ready to go by deer season this November. To ensure that Blue States maintain parity I'm starting my Anti-Matter Generation program. We should have the delivery vehicles assembled in three months by cheap illegal workers from Mexico. We should have a dozen weapons ready by October. We will blow up a small moon in December. And we hope to tear a hole in the fabric of the universe some time in ’07. :rock:

Ok, that does it :) We in the Red States demand you cease your enrichment plans at once and allow Texas Inspection Teams in to monitor. We are sealing the broder so you can expect no more Mexicans coming through. All options are on the table. :ping:

[SUBMAN1]

This is a good time for me to let everyone know, I am starting a uranium enrichment project myself. I've got the garage lead-shielded and in a few days, I should have 560 centrifuges spinning, separating neutrons and protons in orderly fashion. I should have a 3 kiloton warheard ready to go by deer season this November.

How the hell did you design a miniturized warhead without first taking baby steps to design about a 15 to 30 kt device first? I'd have to place my bets on the fact that your failure rate will be near 100% without knowing how the simple device works first! :)

-S :hmm:

[SUBMAN1]

This is a good time for me to let everyone know, I am starting a uranium enrichment project myself. I've got the garage lead-shielded and in a few days, I should have 560 centrifuges spinning, separating neutrons and protons in orderly fashion. I should have a 3 kiloton warheard ready to go by deer season this November.

How the hell did you design a miniturized warhead without first taking baby steps to design about a 15 to 30 kt device first? I'd have to place my bets on the fact that your failure rate will be near 100% without knowing how the simple device works first! :)

-S :hmm:

How could I be so stupid and you be so smart??? I just figured it out! You are building a dirty bomb! You will explode it, come back a week or two later and collect the deer! Duh! OK, you will probably have a 100% success rate then. Sorry to have ever doubted you!

-S

[JohnnyBlaze]

Suddenly found this topic and almost had a heart attack and at the same time pissing my pants.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[STEED]

Finland might consider enriching uranium!!!:o Bloody heck they will have the bomb and then we will be all screwed, Finland wants world domination quick nuke them before they nuke us.

:-j :-j :-j

[micky1up]

i have no problems with them and uranium they havent exactly threatened to wipe anyone off the face of the earth have they

[STEED]

i have no problems with them and uranium they havent exactly threatened to wipe anyone off the face of the earth have they

Try saying that after they drop the bomb on you. :smug:

[Subnuts]

Hey guys, I'm putting the finishing touches on the first stage of my gaseous thermal diffusion plant. I know nobody has enriched uranium using this method this the 50s, but I need a bit of technical help. I can't get ahold of any cheap Uranium Hexaflouride. Apparently it's been outlawed.

Where can I find some?

[STEED]

If Finland try's it on with us Brits, I am going to send Oberon over there too have a word with them. ;)

[Onkel Neal]

Ok, we've reached the critical stage. Where are all the demonstrations? The activists? Are all the peaceniks on a hippie-break?

I'm warning you, I may have to use this thing on someone. It's killing the grass around my shop.
http://www.brian-mcdermott.com/rosen.jpg

[STEED]

Is that a declaration of war Neal? :hmm:

[mog]

NEWSFLASH: FINNS ANNOUNCE COMPLETION OF FIRST BOMB

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/4699/mogbomb9xj.jpg

[STEED]

OL CRAP :o

TIME FOR ONE LAST BEER. :lol:

[August]

If it works as well as my Nokia phone we don't have to worry about it ever actually going off.

[joea]

If it works as well as my Nokia phone we don't have to worry about it ever actually going off.

:rotfl::up:

Ah well I like my Nokia.

[Oberon]

If Finland try's it on with us Brits, I am going to send Oberon over there too have a word with them. ;)

http://www.colose.us/images/FIswim.jpg

Works for me! I might be gone a while though, you know how these 'negotiations' tend to drag on a bit :up:

[STEED]

If Finland try's it on with us Brits, I am going to send Oberon over there too have a word with them. ;)

Works for me! I might be gone a while though, you know how these 'negotiations' tend to drag on a bit :up:


Before the fins build their second bomb, I am now sending Oberon in to have a quite word with them. Go for it Oberon you know what to do. ;)

[Oberon]

Go for it Oberon you know what to do. ;)

No probs!! :up:

http://animal.discovery.com/convergence/safari/shark/photo/gallery/shark_3.jpg

...what do you mean that's not the 'fin' you meant?
Ok...guys, you can get me out of the water now....guys?!! :o

[STEED]

Wake up Oberon, Fin as Finland not Fin as a bloody great big shark. :damn:

[Oberon]

Wake up Oberon, Fin as Finland not Fin as a bloody great big shark. :damn:

We all make mistakes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwAcwGk32vA&search=Submarine) :up:

[Rockstar]

Uranium enrichment my arse, those Finns will give any excuse to build a reactor to keep their saunas heated.

[STEED]

Uranium enrichment my arse, those Finns will give any excuse to build a reactor to keep their saunas heated.

:rotfl: