No wife? Ultimate Realism!

[raymond6751]

Home alone in daytime, I get an idea.

My sub is on the surface, in Sept 44, Northern waters. I've got my four speaker sound system cranked up full, my headphones for when I am listening underwater.

Why am I not feeling the realism? Then it hits me, I'm too comfortable!

Open all the windows and let in that 38 F air, wind and all! It gets so cold I have to put on a jacket. The dog thinks I'm nuts.

Next, I say to myself "Would the captain be sitting comfortably in his chair on deck?" No! So now I stand and pace the room, in the cold and wind.

What realism!!

If I had a wife - no way man! :rotfl:

[Frenssen]

The real hardcore realism freaks should not shave, shower or change underwear for weeks, then I can almost guarantee you will not get a wife ;)

[Dowly]

The real hardcore realism freaks should not shave, shower or change underwear for weeks, then I can almost guarantee you will not get a wife ;)

Dont forget to move your computer to the bathroom and stand under cold shower when in storm/rain. :up:

[GreyOctober]

The dog thinks I'm nuts.

Hes not the only one... ;) At least youre not flying London- San Francisco realtime with FS2004 like i used to do...thats nuts.
Were all loosing grip on reality sometimes but damn thats good!! :know:

Cheers!
G.O.

[U-104]

Don't forget when that pipe in the control room bursts, to bring in the garden hose and turn it on! Oh, don't forget to hang sausages, bacon, and bananas from your ceiling and stack boxes of oranges on the floor. :lol:

[Rosencrantz]

And hope you remember when on patrol, you just can't go on shopping... Think, rotting bread... drinking water in jerrys... Oh boy. You really are lucky you don't have a wife or a girlfriend... I allmost envy you...

:-j

-RC-

[Frenssen]

What a great thread this is turning out to be - more, more :up:

[Boris]

Remember to encode any communications with the outside world...

If you get DC'd try to shake uncontrollably and throw things around the room.

I you flood and happen to get sunk go drown youself in the bathtub ;) (don't actually do this one or I'll probably get in trouble.)

[Marvin the Martian]

@ Raymond.............YUP....... :up:
You got it down :D


@Frenssen.. :lol: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


Yup, a Great Thread.... :D

[Dimitrius07]

Change the original sound call of your cellfone from dring!! dring!!
to New mesage resive :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[CptGrayWolf]

Rub some salt on your lips! :up:

[Ultraboy]

I was actually already doing most of these things. Now SH3 has just given me an excuse.

One thing I haven't tried that often is, when finishing off a Tanker with the deck gun, I pause the game, dump about a half a can of lighter fluid into the barbecue, and then have a match ready for when the Tanker finally goes up.

P.S. One would be advised to move the computer outside, rather that moving the barbecue inside when attempting this.

[The Avon Lady]

The dog thinks I'm nuts.
Fresh meat! :/\chop

[kiwi_2005]

When ever your sitting on the toilet and your phone rings rush out with your pants half down and start turning on all the taps then stick ya head out the window and yell out loud ALARM!!!!

:yep: :-j

[Dowly]

When ever your sitting on the toilet and your phone rings rush out with your pants half down and start turning on all the taps then stick ya head out the window and yell out loud ALARM!!!!

:yep: :-j

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Good one! :up:

[Khayman]

Seal off your room when you submerge, seal it completely so no air gets in. Only unseal it when you surface or use a snort. Now you too can die through lack of air, or appreciate the wonderful feeling when you get some fresh air after nearly dying.

Get all your friends to do the toilet and throw up in some buckets. Add some oil then kick them over when you're suffering a prolonged depth charge attack.

[rls669]

The real hardcore realism freaks should not shave, shower or change underwear for weeks

Actually this is a common occurrence when a new sim comes out.

[Dowly]

The real hardcore realism freaks should not shave, shower or change underwear for weeks

Actually this is a common occurrence when a new sim comes out.

That´s sad... BUT TRUE!! :rotfl:

[kiwi_2005]

The real hardcore realism freaks should not shave, shower or change underwear for weeks

:yep:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

How can it be realistic if there is no woman waiting for you at home??

[Shaffer4]

Don't forget to hang a monitor from the Ceiling and attach two handles to simulate the Periscope..

[CptGrayWolf]

Shaffer4 that's a mighty big sig there mate...Dr.Freud might have some theory's about that :hmm:

[Shaffer4]

your right... I'm compensating.... for my inadequate, Pathetic, Sad excuse for a...... Video Card... :-j (but seriously... MX cards blow... in the bad way.)

[CptGrayWolf]

your right... I'm compensating.... for my inadequate, Pathetic, Sad excuse for a...... Video Card... :-j (but seriously... MX cards blow... in the bad way.)

:rotfl:

[Phylacista]

When returning to port after a sucsessful patrol dont forget to shower in roses... and seagull droppings ;-)

[Shaffer4]

There is that better? lol...

And by the way... we are ALL compensating by plunging into the depths in a submarine game...

[Myxale]

The only hardcore Realizm setting i use in a longer campain (beside the game setting), is my rotten see-man pullover and the no shawing thing! :hmm:

[The Noob]

When ever your sitting on the toilet and your phone rings rush out with your pants half down and start turning on all the taps then stick ya head out the window and yell out loud ALARM!!!!

:yep: :-j

Then you run back into the toilet and Shout FLUTEN! Before you press the flush... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Seminole]

Lock your heads when you are below periscope depth.

[Phylacista]

Yeah and you will yell "Alarm" very often. Why is that?

Because of the door bell. There are a lot of men ringing. Why is that?

Because it is night and of course you have switched to red light.

[Sailor Steve]

Yeah and you will yell "Alarm" very often. Why is that?

Because of the door bell. There are a lot of men ringing. Why is that?

Because it is night and of course you have switched to red light.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rock:
Good one!

[Knotical]

Open all the windows and let in that 38 F air, wind and all! It gets so cold I have to put on a jacket. The dog thinks I'm nuts.


Jeez, 38 F in late April, its more like 92 F here this time of year. Guess I will have to get an assignment in the Gulf to open my windows.