Futurama

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Bring it back FOX the greatest Sci-Fi comedy ever made it rocks.

[Godalmighty83]

and i would like another series of firefly while there at it....

[TLAM Strike]

I was about two seconds away from starting this thread with the title: “Bite my glorious golden ass (The Futurama Thread)”

Sci-Fi and FuX don’t get along. Come on Space: Above and Beyond, Harsh Realm, Firefly they all get caned. :damn:

[Takeda Shingen]

There are so few programs that I enjoy watching on non-public television. I pains me to lose the few I do. Bring back Zapp Brannigan!

[STEED]

There are so few programs that I enjoy watching on non-public television. I pains me to lose the few I do. Bring back Zapp Brannigan!

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Bring back Zapp Brannigan!

Soldier: Why is this godforsaken planet worth dying for?
Zapp Brannigan: Don't ask me. You're the one who is going to be dying.


Stop! No more! The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

:up: :lol:

[STEED]

Name your favourite episodes. Heck that’s a hard one I will have to get back on that one latter on. :yep:

[TLAM Strike]

Eather "A Head in the Polls"

"Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president. May death come quickly to his enemies!" -Morbo

or "War is the H-Word"

"Men, you're lucky men. Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all. " -Zap

[STEED]

It's to hard to think of one their all great. :D :lol: :up:

[Tchocky]

Now, as we all know, the key to victory is the element of surprise, so...SURPRISE!

[STEED]

Bender: Hang on, Nibbler. Uncle Bender's coming to save you. [He flushes the toilet but doesn't go anywhere.] Damn, it's too small. [He climbs out of it.] What did those humans design this for anyway?

That gave me a heck of a :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Continual.

[He disconnects his left arm, drops it down the toilet and flushes it away.] Aha! Bender, one; toilet, zero! [He spins his head off and flushes it.] See you on the other side!


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

From - I Second That Emotion

[Takeda Shingen]

Some more great Zapp quotes:


What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

I hate these filthy neutrals, Kif! With enemies, you know where they stand, but with neutrals—who knows. It sickens me.

Fly the white flag of war!

One day a man has everything. The next day he blows up a 400 billion dollar space station. And the next day he has nothing. It makes you think.

Rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock! And scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper! And, bring me a rock!

When I'm in command, every mission's a suicide mission!

What troubles you, Leela? Is it something I can send wave after wave of my own men at?

Captain's journal. Stardate ... uh ... April 13.2. We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it.

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Leela: They say Zapp Brannigan single-handedly saved the Octillion system from a horde of rampaging killbots!
Fry: Wow.
Bender: A grim day for robotkind. Eh, but we can always build more killbots.

Best quote ever (From when Bender is addicted to electricity:

(Lights dim and flicker)
Leela: BENDER! Are you jacking on in there?
:rotfl:

[JSLTIGER]

My favorite ep: "Where No Fan Has Gone Before."


Star Trek "priest:" And Scotty beamed them to the Klingon ship, where they would be no tribble at all.
The crowd: All power to the engines!

The guards throwing the Star Trek cult followers into the volcano: He's dead, Jim!, ::throws next person in:: He's dead, Jim!

Fry: The world needs Star Trek to give it hope for the future.
Leela: But its set 800 years in the past!

Walter Koenig: When we woke up, we had these bodies.
Fry: Say it in Russian!
Walter Koenig: (groans) Vhen ve voke up, ve had these wodies.
Fry: Eeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"!
Walter Koenig: No!

Bender: Can people who hate Star Trek leave?
Walter Koenig: Good question!
Melllvar: No, you have to stay even longer.
(Bender & Koenig groan disappointedly)

Fry: All this time we thought he was a powerful superbeing! Yet he was just a child...
Melllvar's Mom: He's not a child, he's 34!

(Fry removes Leonard Nimoy's head from the shelf. Jonathan Frakes' head bounces its jar to the front of the shelf)
Jonathan Frakes: Yes! Front row!

George Takei: Check out these abs! (rips shirt open)
Bender: Yowza!

Leonard Nimoy: Melllvar, you have to respect your actors. When I directed "Star Trek IV", I got a magnificent performance out of Bill because I respected him so much.
William Shatner: And when I directed "Star Trek V", I got a magnificent performance out of me because I respected me so much!

William Shatner: I have an idea! Wasn't there an episode where I threw my shoe at the enemy?
Leonard Nimoy: You mean Doohan?
(Nimoy and Shatner laugh)

Nichelle Nichols: What if I distract them with my famous fan dance?
William Shatner: Oh, that's good, good, good. And then, George, you hit them with a karate chop.
George Takei: I find that offensive! Just because I'm of Japanese ancestry, you assume I know karate. Have I ever led you to believe that I've studied karate?
William Shatner: Well, no. But, you never talk about yourself.
George Takei: (sadly) Maybe if you showed a little interest...

Walter Koenig: I don't have much experience in fighting... except with you guys.

Fry: Look at Walter Koenig. After "Star Trek", he became an actor.
Walter Koenig: Not just an actor, but a well-rounded person. With my own friends and credit cards and keys.

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High Priest: The prophecy is strange and crudely drawn at best. It indicates that, we are "here" and our next Pharaoh is over there, near some ... tents.

Bender: (shouting; from reeds) Those are waves, jackass. It's supposed to be a river!

[The slaves murmur to each other.]

Fry: Hey. I think I know who the next Pharaoh is!

Leela: Oh, Lord!

High Priest: We hear your voice, oh, great Pharaoh. Reveal yourself to us.

[Bender stands up.]

Bender: Behold! I have emerged from the place of spells and fairies!

High Priest: It is he. Just as the Wall of Prophecy prophesied. [He points at Bender's imprinted face on the wall.] Long live Pharaoh Bender!

[All the slaves except Fry and Leela bow.]

Slaves: (chanting) Long live Pharaoh Bender!

Leela: This society is a bunch of idiots.

[Scene: Outside Pharaoh's Palace. The High Priest and priests stand on a balcony addressing the slaves.]

High Priest: People of Osiris 4, please welcome a man who started as a slave but worked his way up to Lord of All Creation! Our new Pharaoh, Bender!

[The crowd cheers and Bender dances out to a riff of The Bangles' Walk Like An Egyptian.]

Bender: Citizens of Me! The cruelty of the old Pharaoh is a thing of the past. [The crowd cheers.] Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land.

[The crowd cheers then realises what he has said.]

Leela: What did he say?

Bender: Hear the word of Pharaoh. Build unto me a statue of ridiculous proportion. One billion cubits in height ... [The priests gasp.] ... that I might be remember-ed for all eternity. And be quick about it!



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