How to beat Muslim air forces ;)

[Skybird]

Instead of Agent Orange we simply need to spray the whole place with hair restorer. :D

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4901414.stm


Reminds me of a campaign from Germany several years ago, a spot against Neonazis. It showed rightwing radicals with their right arm raised for the Hitlergruß, and commented in a very sad and compassionate tone on the massive handicaps they are facing in everyday life, and that they deserve our sympathy and help in their misery: doors in lifts do not shut with their arms between the doors, on a party they cannot move around and turn without pushing glasses and hitting guests, in bed with their girlsfriends the girl always must be on top, for it doesn't work the other way around; and they always need to call their mummies if they want to go shopping, for they run the risk of braking their arm when hanging too many bags on it (not to mention the difficulty to reach for their purse and pay). :lol:

[TLAM Strike]

(I’m going to need a rimshot on this one)
Defeat Muslim air forces? Simple light their flying carpets on fire.

I like how they say “Pakistan's air force says standards must be maintained” while the image above shows a bunch of guys screwing around with an old MiG-17. Some standards… :lol: Ohhh I'm really scared they got a MiG-17! RUNNNN!!!! :roll:

[STEED]

(I’m going to need a rimshot on this one)
Defeat Muslim air forces? Simple light their flying carpets on fire.

I like how they say “Pakistan's air force says standards must be maintained” while the image above shows a bunch of guys screwing around with an old MiG-17. Some standards… :lol: Ohhh I'm really scared they got a MiG-17! RUNNNN!!!! :roll:

Now that’s what I call sarcastic humour with style.

[GunnersMate]

Shave beards for infriltration and terrorism sure no prob but shave for regulations and plain common sense oh hell no :roll:
I say let him grow his beard as long as he wants and send him in a Su-27 and have him perform Cobra manuvuers at 25K.
Moron :88)

[Abraham]

I have the impression that this is more an eastern cultural thing than a strict Muslim habit. Egypthian, Syrian and Jordanian muslims certainly don't grow beards.
I think it would have been more fair to Muslims to call the thread: "How to beat the Pakistan Air Force".
Just my opinion.
The article is fun though.
Do their pilots wear flight suits or what...?

[GunnersMate]

Do their pilots wear flight suits or what...?

<picturing a turban instead of helmet>
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[tycho102]

Wow. Seperation of religion and military. That is noteworthy.


When General Musharraf dies, all this "progressive" stuff will die with him. I have read that the Muslim royality has -- historically -- held themselves "aloof" from fundamentalist Islam. That is to say, they were the ones that compromised rather than declaring another jihad against another rival. And for Pakistan, it seems to me, Musharraf follows this philosophy.



From time to time, a Newton, a Madam Curie, a Musharraf, a Tycho Brahe (and that little putz of a mathematician, Kepler!) come along and make some fairly extraordinary advancements...even in the barren midst of the desert.

[Skybird]

ehem... Musharaf has no place in that noble circle you are mentioning... Really.

"Jemand ist nicht dein Freund, nur weil er auf eine Lumperei gegen dich verzichtet."

[Kapitan]

I think i would rather go to war in a sopwith camel than in that mig there, probly get more kills in it too.

[Tchocky]

I think i would rather go to war in a sopwith camel than in that mig there, probly get more kills in it too.

And that wind-in-your-hair factor.....no competition :D

[Mike 'Red Ocktober' Hense]

all very romantic indeed... and i can sympathize... but i'll take the MIG over the camel anyday...

sorrrreeeeee... in a game of aerial combat, there'll only be one winner... and if i'm playing, i plan to be that one :hulk:

:D


on a slightly less humorous point guys... and one which i feel compelled to make, seeing the direction of recent postings here lately... there are quite a few some Muslim members of this community... members like you and me... members who might be a lil taken with this sort of thread...

the guy next door to you in London... the cute lil secretary in the next cubicle... Cat Stevens... the Australian office manager putting the shrimp on the barby at the cookout... the owner of the local deli... like so many Catholics, Protestants, Jews, Bhuddists, Methodists, etc... they are from a wide range of ethnicities, walks of life, preferences, etc... and they are part of this community... by their own choice...

now i realize that this thread is meant to be humorous only... please... lets keep in mind who and what we are...


--Mike

[Tchocky]

*watches as the thread collapses under the weight of its own gravitas*


Guys, calm down

[Kapitan]

Who we are: we are all a bunch of inteligent misfits that some how manage to get along and do our job

What we are: a band of brothers (and sisters) working together to enjoy the life or the navy

Hows that?

[Mike 'Red Ocktober' Hense]

uuhhh... i take offense to being called intelligent...

:cool:

--Mike

[Takeda Shingen]

I also take offense to Mike being called intelligent. :-j

[TLAM Strike]

I take offense to Kapitan implying that he is intelligent. :P

[Sir Big Jugs]

I take offense to Kapitan implying that he is intelligent. :P

Me too!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[GunnersMate]

WHO'S intelligent? :o :hmm:

[Takeda Shingen]

WHO'S intelligent? :o :hmm:

I take offense to that question. :-j

[Oberon]

http://richardmcguire.com/photos/moose/images/fence.jpg

I take a fence too! ;)

[JSLTIGER]

WHO'S intelligent? :o :hmm:

Me. :rock:

[Fish]

WHO'S intelligent? :o :hmm:

Not me, I hope to die wise, not intelligent.

[Skybird]

Play chess, guys, play chess to find out! ;)

[STEED]

Play chess, guys, play chess to find out! ;)

Nice remark. :rotfl:

[Kapitan]

You take affence i stole the fence :P

[The Avon Lady]

You take affence i stole the fence :P
Neal, put back Kap's previous avatar.

Go on. You know you want to! :yep:

[Oberon]

That's very a-fense-sive of you Kapitan! :o

[Kapitan]

Dont talk fence with me i take the o fence to the fence you made.

[Oberon]

If you take a fence to the fence I made after taking a fence at something a fense-sive, then I have no choice but to challenge you to a duel!

The type of duel?

Fencing of course!! :up: