A news item Steeds News Network may have missed....

[Oberon]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/suffolk/4869506.stm

Wondered what those two loud explosions were earlier :up:

According to the local news, one of the bombs was a thousand pounder.

[Kapitan]

You think thats bad

In thorpe bay we have a sunken ammunition ship richard montgomery laden with more than 7,000 tonnes of unexploded ordinance just waiting to go off.

[STEED]

Hi Oberon you got the job now keep them coming. ;)

[Oberon]

Alright then....though it's hard to find a decent news story through all the Middle East stuff :lol: ;)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/4868494.stm

:-j

(j/k: Steed...you keep your current job...please...Steed?....Steed?! :o )

[STEED]

Nice to read somthing other than the middle east. That's it Oberon your doing a fab job :up: :up: :up: :up: :up:

[Abraham]

Is Oberon now working for SNN?
:roll:

[Kapitan]

probly then again i think fox might have hired him :hmm:

[STEED]

Come on Oberon we want the news. ;)

[Kapitan]

Yeah come on wheres our news if we dont get it i say we stage a protest.

[Oberon]

News just in...

I'm gonna finish watching K-19 and then go to bed :up:

[Kapitan]

We expect a full report in the morning the party does not accept lateness here.

[Kapitan]

Note the above with admiral cap on. :up:

[Oberon]

Da tavarish Kapitain!

[STEED]

Lets have a half time report on the film. :yep:

[Kapitan]

Ok put it this way moscow wants a full 500 page report by tommorrow at the latest :D

[Oberon]

Ok Bob, let's take a run down of the teams.

Suree Obie..ok, on the left side of the pitch we've got the crew of K-19, they've just put to sea and it seems that their sub is not all it cracked up to be. Some of them are a little wet behind the ears and their Kapitan looks a little like some kind of space mercenary but I reckon they could have a few surprises up their sleeve.

And on the right side we have the K-19s reactor a VM-A type PWR, it's big, it's bad and it's thrown a leak, and I'm not talking any old leak...I'm talking a radioactive coolant type of leak...fixing that ain't gonna be easy, even in a raincoat! I hate to say it Obie, but things are looking awfully biased on the side of the reactor.

Thank you, to our ringside commentator Bob, more from him later.
And as we move into the second round, I've heard word from our producers that we may see a guest appearance by RCN Onondaga.

That's all from us, folks...back to the film....

[Kapitan]

Intresting but 499 and a half pages short :D

[STEED]

FAB :)

[Oberon]

Intresting but 499 and a half pages short :D

Hey?! Who d'ya think I am? Skybird? ;) :lol:

[Kapitan]

LOL call him im sure he could whip something up :D

[STEED]

:rotfl:

[Kapitan]

shame seeing as tommorow is 25 minuets away from the second i post this :D

[STEED]

Oberon, time is short not long to midnight I hope you got some news.

[Oberon]

http://www.foia.cia.gov/duelfer/Iraqs_WMD_Vol1.pdf

http://www.foia.cia.gov/duelfer/Iraqs_WMD_Vol2.pdf

Here we go then Kap...best I could do on short notice....

718 pages of waffle... :-j

[STEED]

You taking the :-j

[Kapitan]

Lol now that is katwaddel this is almost like MSN every time i click check mail ive got 4 or 5 subsim mails, anyways thanks for the waffle.

But i do have a questions

Why ?

Why did you post that ?

i mean come on you didnt take me seriously ...............did you? :o

[Oberon]

You wanted 500 pages, I give you 718!! And this is just half the report!

Admirals, eh? Never grateful!! :-j ;) :lol:

[STEED]

Read it next. :smug:

[Kapitan]

Admirals you have the cheek, of corse were not greatful its our job :D

We are stubbon know it all people who have our head wedged so far up our rectum the light of day can be seen threw our nose.

Thats a proper admiral :smug:

[Oberon]

Oh no no no, mere Kapitans do not do the reading...this is the job of the Admirals! We report, they read...it is the order of things :up: :lol:

Admirals you have the cheek, of corse were not greatful its our job

We are stubbon know it all people who have our head wedged so far up our rectum the light of day can be seen threw our nose.

Thats a proper admiral



:rotfl: :up: :up: :up:

[Kapitan]

Yup and then if we dont like it we tell you to do it again

Guess what


I dont like your report re do it :D :-j

[Oberon]

Wery well Admiral Kapitain...I give you the updated report on weaponry in Iraq...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,74845,00.html

[Kapitan]

Off topic my slippers smell.