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these "theres gonna be a a ban on....*insert everyday object*" posts seam to be popular.
So I propose a ban on facial hair!
Why? because it makes men (and women) evil!
Stalin
Hitler
Dick Dastardly
Harold Shipman
Osama (matter of opinion)
Santa
Genghis Karn
Satan (gotee)
Any woman with facial hair
Black Beard
Saddam
Ming the Mercyless
etc.
There has to be a link!
A google search for "evil man" comes up with a WEIRD image of a pie eating vigina if you dont have safe search on! ( Link (http://images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial_s&q=%22evil+man%22&btnG=Search) )
Torplexed
02-01-06, 07:59 PM
Ummmm. You gonna tell him. Or should I? Of course I guess we could just blame those Renaissance painters. :D
http://www.corazones.org/jesus/z_jesusbusto2.jpg
Ummmm. You gonna tell him. Or should I? Of course I guess we could just blame those Renaissance painters. :D
that guy was ginger and clean shaven
Torplexed
02-01-06, 08:15 PM
In the eyes of the Confederacy......evil. ;)
http://enews.coloradomtn.edu/admin/uploads/abe_lincoln.jpg
In the eyes of the Confederacy......evil. ;)
http://enews.coloradomtn.edu/admin/uploads/abe_lincoln.jpg
Not overly liked by us english either
TLAM Strike
02-01-06, 08:25 PM
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/9629/013nn.jpg
There is nothing more dangerous than an Irishman with facial hair...
…Hmmm maybe I should stop shaving… :hmm:
Mustang
02-01-06, 09:12 PM
*slowly rubs his sharp thin beard in the web of his hand.*
Its a conspiracy eh?
I'll have you know it was a rite of passage for U-Boat crews to come back to port with beards. Men with beards have a sense of dignity and refinement, which gives us a tactical an analytical edge over you clean shaven chaps.
*slowly rubs his sharp thin beard in the web of his hand.*
Its a conspiracy eh?
I'll have you know it was a rite of passage for U-Boat crews to come back to port with beards. Men with beards have a sense of dignity and refinement, which gives us a tactical an analytical edge over you clean shaven chaps.
Could'nt Agree more! (Yes, I have a beard)
Torplexed
02-01-06, 09:44 PM
Get a shave Albert! Decent haircut wouldn't hurt either.
http://zioxville.homestead.com/files/EvilEinstein.jpg
http://www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/Cocage.jpg
*Edit* now with added cockage
Marhkimov
02-01-06, 10:31 PM
Woa... what's up with the cockage??? :roll:
EDIT - damnit Letum! I clicked on your SHIV screenshot link.... :damn:
Woa... what's up with the cockage??? :roll:
I say ban on cockage! :stare:
gdogghenrikson
02-01-06, 11:10 PM
Woa... what's up with the cockage??? :roll:
EDIT - damnit Letum! I clicked on your SHIV screenshot link.... :damn:
haha you joined the ranks of the living zombies....but seriosly, Urban Dead is an alright MMORPG
gdogghenrikson
02-01-06, 11:13 PM
facial Hair evil......billy gibbons is too great to be evil!
http://guitar-masters.com/Players/GP-Billy_Gibbons.JPG
A google search for "evil man" comes up with a WEIRD image of a pie eating vigina if you dont have safe search on! ( Link (http://images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial_s&q=%22evil+man%22&btnG=Search) )
omg! w t f is up with that.... I was at work :dead:
these "theres gonna be a a ban on....*insert everyday object*" posts seam to be popular.
So I propose a ban on facial hair!
Why? because it makes men (and women) evil!
Stalin
Hitler
Dick Dastardly
Harold Shipman
Osama (matter of opinion)
Santa
Genghis Karn
Satan (gotee)
Any woman with facial hair
Black Beard
Saddam
Ming the Mercyless
etc.
There has to be a link!
A google search for "evil man" comes up with a WEIRD image of a pie eating vigina if you dont have safe search on! ( Link (http://images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial_s&q=%22evil+man%22&btnG=Search) )
Why stop there? :doh:
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