Quote of the day

[SUBMAN1]

Did your grade school teacher ever point out to you that 50 percent of the people you encounter in any situation are below average? Do not let that spoil your day.


:hmm: :rotfl:

[Kapitan]

thanks :cry: i thought i was so special :cry: :cry: :cry: :D

[SUBMAN1]

thanks :cry: i thought i was so special :cry: :cry: :cry: :D

But you are! In your own special way of course! :know:

-S

[TLAM Strike]

thanks :cry: i thought i was so special :cry: :cry: :cry: :D Like I said to my buddy Steve when he joined the Navy, "you put the "special" in special forces." :D

[Drebbel]

Did your grade school teacher ever point out to you that 50 percent of the people you encounter in any situation are below average? Do not let that spoil your day.


:hmm: :rotfl:

We are all equal and therefore no one is below average :D

[gdogghenrikson]

define average? :hmm:

[Drebbel]

define average? :hmm:

define define? :hmm:

[TLAM Strike]

define average? :hmm:

define define? :hmm: Well that depends on what the definition of '?' is...

[gdogghenrikson]

define average? :hmm:

define define? :hmm:

de·fine Pronunciation (d-fn)
v. de·fined, de·fin·ing, de·fines
v.tr.
1.
a. To state the precise meaning of (a word or sense of a word, for example).
b. To describe the nature or basic qualities of; explain: define the properties of a new drug; a study that defines people according to their median incomes.
2.
a. To delineate the outline or form of: gentle hills that were defined against the sky.
b. To specify distinctly: define the weapons to be used in limited warfare.
3. To give form or meaning to: "For him, a life is defined by action" Jay Parini.
v.intr.
To make or write a definition.

[TLAM Strike]

In Webster’s original draft under ‘Definition’ it said- “Take a wild guess this book is full of them dumb ass!”

[Kapitan]

just keep saying

EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I GET BETTER AND BETTER

[Oberon]

just keep saying

EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I GET BETTER AND BETTER

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[Abraham]

just keep saying

EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I GET BETTER AND BETTER
And then what?
:D

[Kapitan]

dunno my maths teacher just kept saying say it over and over again

[CCIP]

I only get smellier and more grumpy, though :hmm:

[Abraham]

just keep saying

EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I GET BETTER AND BETTER
And then what?
dunno my maths teacher just kept saying say it over and over again
Is he a poor teacher?
If so, do you notice any improvements?
:D

[Kapitan]

no he is rich acctualy and has loads of land in france and nice house and car only thing is he dumped us at the start of the corse and the lot of us failed

[gdogghenrikson]

just keep saying

EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I GET BETTER AND BETTER

so do I

[Wim Libaers]

Did your grade school teacher ever point out to you that 50 percent of the people you encounter in any situation are below average? Do not let that spoil your day.


:hmm: :rotfl:


That is not necessarily correct. What would be correct is the claim that 50% is below the median (or 50% - 1, depending on whether you encounter an even or an odd number of people).

[Takeda Shingen]

no he is rich acctualy and has loads of land in france and nice house and car only thing is he dumped us at the start of the corse and the lot of us failed

Then he is a poor teacher. He left you up a creek, figuratively speaking. A teacher's first duty must always be to his/her students.

[SUBMAN1]

no he is rich acctualy and has loads of land in france and nice house and car only thing is he dumped us at the start of the corse and the lot of us failed

Then he is a poor teacher. He left you up a creek, figuratively speaking. A teacher's first duty must always be to his/her students.

I agree! What a selfish dumb ass to up and leave like that!

[Abraham]

no he is rich acctualy and has loads of land in france and nice house and car only thing is he dumped us at the start of the corse and the lot of us failed

Then he is a poor teacher. He left you up a creek, figuratively speaking. A teacher's first duty must always be to his/her students.

I agree! What a selfish dumb ass to up and leave like that!
I can't believe a teacher saying: "EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I GET BETTER AND BETTER" and then running away from a class of students to France where he has lots of land, a nice house and a car...
As a teacher I would NEVER do such a thing.

What a materialistic maths teacher!

[The Avon Lady]

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[TteFAboB]

I remember I came across some teachers I wished they would have left to Siberia or Antarctica, for the sake of the Siberians.

:fff:

[TLAM Strike]

You should get some of my classmates from 12 grade in there, we made our teacher go nuts. He fliped a desk, stormed out the class and quit his job two days latter. But the jerk deserved it he ran the place like POW camp.