Anyone From Texas

[JeremyScott]

I just wanted to see if anyone on the board was from Texas. If so, Im thinking about forming a "clan" and calling it the Texas Navy. If yer interested, please give me a howdy.

[sonar732]

Just look towards the man himself...Mr. Neal Stevens! :up:

[Oberon]

SUBSIM'S TEXAS FILES:
Number One

http://www.subsim.com/phpBB/neal_dutch.jpg

This man has been spotted in the vicinity of Houston, Texas. Known only as 'Der Onkel', he commands a rag tag fleet of subsim lovers.

If seen, please contact your local Unterseeboote Commandant.

[Torplexed]

Most famous Texans:

Sam Houston

Dwight David Eisenhower

Neal Stevens...our lord and master

Oh...and some guy named Bush.

[Oberon]

Most famous Texans:

Sam Houston

Dwight David Eisenhower

Neal Stevens...our lord and master

Oh...and some guy named Bush.

Don't forget Gen George Hammond SGC ;)
http://www.sea-of-ink.com/stargate/h2.jpg

Gotta love Texas :up:

[sonar732]

How about Anna Nicole?? :rotfl:

http://img.actressarchives.com/annan/3157893_AnnaN_DeGui.jpg

[Torplexed]

Oberon: Proof I really need to catch a episode of Stargate someday. I sometimes feel like I'm the only one who never seen it :P

sonar732: Ahhh Anne. Who could ever forget her drunken performance at the American Music Awards. ;)

[sonar732]

Oberon: Proof I really need to catch a episode Stargate someday. :P

sonar732: Ahhh Anne. Who could ever forget her drunken performance at the American Music Awards. ;)

Who knows...maybe it was too much Trimspa? :hmm: :hmm: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Gizzmoe]

Known only as 'Die Onkel', he commands a rag tag fleet of subsim lovers.

"Der Onkel"! ;) "Die" is female, then he would be "Die Tante" ("The Aunt").

[Oberon]

Known only as 'Die Onkel', he commands a rag tag fleet of subsim lovers.

"Der Onkel"! ;) "Die" is female, then he would be "Die Tante" ("The Aunt").


:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Changed :up:

[Onkel Neal]

TEXAS :up:

http://www.thetexaslady.net/texas_pride.htm

[retired1212]

[quote="sonar732"]How about Anna Nicole?? :rotfl:

I must accept that I was surprised to know that she was quite commited to loose her weight, and now the baby is back. :rock:

[turnerg]

I'm just a relocated, adopted Texan. Does that count?

[TLAM Strike]

My God Texas!
Only two things come from Texas...
… well you know the rest! :P :-j

[Dan D]

My God Texas!
Only two things come from Texas...
… well you know the rest! :P :-j

Chuck............and........................Norris
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

quote: "Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one".

I tried similar once, when I ordered a burger in a Drive-in in Canada:

"Sir, this is "Dunkin' Donuts", they told me and I had to leave.

Chuck Norris would have roundhouse kicked them in the face.

I once walked into a Drive-in, screaming "Give me meeaaaat :hulk:".
They were scared and I got a burger, that was a start.

[Ducimus]

Texas should have withdrawn from the union and made their own country like some of them tried to do a few years back. I think both countries would have been better off :P

[Pigfish]

:hmm: Ive heard of it before I think but not sure, where is Texas? In California?

[turnerg]

Very funny Pigfish...........

:stare:


We should have stayed our own country, then invaded the erst of the country, making it the united states of Texas.

then the united world of Texas.... :arrgh!:

[DangerousDaze]

I'm British but I've been to Texas a few times (we have an office in Houston). It's the only place I've ever been to that had huge billboards by the side of the road advertising vasectomies with a "money-back guarantee!" :D

The food outweighs any and all of its quirks though. Gimme barbeque!

Nick

[TLAM Strike]

We should have stayed our own country, then invaded the erst of the country, making it the united states of Texas.

then the united world of Texas.... :arrgh!: New York would have ended up being your Vietnam. :yep:

[sonar732]

The food outweighs any and all of its quirks though. Gimme barbeque!

Nick

OOOOO....Barbequed Brisket....mmmmm... :rock: :up:

[Pigfish]

Very funny Pigfish........... :stare:

It was supposed to be. OK a bad attempt. I deliberately left out the 'joke' emoticon. Anyway I'm well aware of Texas and its history. :cool:

I bet I know more about your State then you of my Province. We have much in common. Well oil and gas, cattle and rednecks I mean. :-j

Wasnt California its own country/republic once too, if briefly?

[Onkel Neal]

New York would have ended up being your Vietnam. :yep:

Lol, now Hillary Clinton is your Vietnam :rotfl:

[Onkel Neal]

Very funny Pigfish........... :stare:

It was supposed to be. OK a bad attempt. I deliberately left out the 'joke' emoticon. Anyway I'm well aware of Texas and its history. :cool:

I bet I know more about your State then you of my Province. We have much in common. Well oil and gas, cattle and rednecks I mean. :-j

Wasnt California its own country/republic once too, if briefly?

No, California was never an independant nation like Texas. By gaining Texas as a state in 1845, the US had the base to launch the Mexican American War of 1846-1848 and take the rest of the western frontiers from Mexico.

And originally, Texas wuz even bigger!
http://www.lsjunction.com/events/1850f.jpg

[Onkel Neal]

My God Texas!
Only two things come from Texas...
… well you know the rest! :P :-j

Chuck............and........................Norris
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

quote: "Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one".

I tried similar once, when I ordered a burger in a Drive-in in Canada:

"Sir, this is "Dunkin' Donuts", they told me and I had to leave.

Chuck Norris would have roundhouse kicked them in the face.

I once walked into a Drive-in, screaming "Give me meeaaaat :hulk:".
They were scared and I got a burger, that was a start.

Thanks for the link, Dan, very funny stuff!
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.


The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.


Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.


Chuck Norris likes cherry chewing gum. He spits the used-up red wads to Jupiter, where they've been accumulating.


For undercover police work, Chuck pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.


In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.


We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

[Scion]

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.

Am I the only one to notice that black is not on the light spectrum, nor is it light at all... ?

[Onkel Neal]

You better not let Chuck Norris hear you saying that :dead:

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

[TLAM Strike]

New York would have ended up being your Vietnam. :yep:

Lol, now Hillary Clinton is your Vietnam :rotfl:
Naw see just like Vietnam there is a North and South New York ("Upstate" and "Downstate") Hillary is in charge of the South where everything is organized yet corrupt. Up in the North it just corrupt with no one in charge...

When President Bush “visited” Rochester he never actually set foot in the “City of Rochester” no doubt because the Secret Service couldn’t guaranty his security… despite the fact that he’s in a bullet proof limo protected by men with Uzi’s. Air Force One’s flight in must have been like a mission to downtown Hanoi. :D

For undercover police work, Chuck pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest. Bahhh woopty f*ck sound a lot like what old Submariners and Airborne guys did... :roll: