Poll: What did I say to The Avon Lady?

[Abraham]

New Year’s Poll & Contest:

WIN AN AUTHOGRAPHED T-SHIRT

What did I want to say when I wrote this message to The Avon Lady:

“Dear The Avon Lady,

*SS268*

Finally I can SS425(-fish) VICTORY!
I can now SS390(-i) my SS478 in its SS397(-fish) and lift my finger off the SS237.
Avon Lady, you might call me a SS365 but you are certainly a SS280 yourself. Next time just try SS257 to SS228 away at me, but I warn you, I'm as solid as a SS274, so you'll really have to SS385....
(There is no SS271 of SS240(-l) on my side though. I may have caused you a headache, if so, forgive me and take an SS309).

I can't keep posting that much today, I'm taking a SS275 and tonight I go to my shooting club "SS375". I'm serious!

Best regards,

Abraham”

[The Avon Lady]

I can't make heads or tails of it. You obviously have a liSSp. :yep:

[Abraham]

I can't make heads or tails of it. You obviously have a liSSp. :yep:
You (and I) are excluded from the contest. Be a sports, please?

[The Avon Lady]

Win prizes not. :cry:

[Abraham]

Win prizes not. :cry:
Seeing you cry really breaks my heart.
You can have an authograpked T-shirt too...
:D

[The Avon Lady]

Win prizes not. :cry:
Seeing you cry really breaks my heart.
You can have an authograpked T-shirt too...
:D
Used and not laundered? :dead:

[Oberon]

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:|\

[lesrae]

"Dear The Avon Lady,

*Puffer*

Finally I can trumpet VICTORY!
I can now place my cutlass in its scabbard and lift my finger off the trigger.
Avon Lady, you might call me a hardhead but you are certainly a steelhead yourself. Next time just try harder to drum away at me, but I warn you, I'm as solid as a rock, so you'll really have to bang....
(There is no ray of anger on my side though. I may have caused you a headache, if so, forgive me and take an aspro).

I can't keep posting that much today, I'm taking a runner and tonight I go to my shooting club "Macabi". I'm serious!

Best regards,

Abraham”

:)

[Abraham]

@ lesrae:
Perfect!
:up:
To call my own bluf you are really entitled to a signed T-shirt.
:D
You can send me a p.m. with your adress if you want. Don't forget to state your size.
:rotfl:
@ The Avon Lady:
"Used and not laundered?" What do you think of my presents? I might harden My heart and My wrath may be upon thou... but, if you really prefer your T-shirt that way, send me a p.m. as well and you'll get it; signed, used and not laundered...

Abraham

(with party cap on)
:-j

[lesrae]

That's OK mate, save the money and put it towards English lessons for you-know-who ;)

By the way, nice job - must have taken a fair bit of thought that one :up:

[Abraham]

Cheerio!

Over and out.

Abraham

(with his party cap on)
:-j