trying to be me ?

[Kapitan]

just noticed a guy on the forums called kaptan and on some other forums the name kaptain and kapitain also apear :o

am i being cloned ?

if so i want it back :nope:

[lesrae]

I wouldn't imagine so ;)

[Oberon]

http://www.cowd.net/cowdmb/prizes/acadprizes/kamino.jpg

OBE-RON:You make me feel most welcome.

LAMA SU: And now to business. You will be delighted to hear we are on schedule. Two hundred thousand units are ready, with another million well on the way.

OBE-RON: That is... good news.


http://www.jedinet.com/prequels/news/newsimages30/kamino_landing.jpg

OBE-RON: I have a strong feeling that this akula driver is the assassin we're looking for.

NEAL: Who he is working for... discover that, you must.

OBE-RON: I will, Onkel, and I will also find out more about this clone army... May The Bump...

http://www.sptimes.com/News/51999/photos/al-sw-yoda.jpg

DREBBEL: A clone army! Ordered by someone in the SHIII forum perhaps... Someone's out to start a war.

NEAL: Inform the moderators of this, we must.

[Marhkimov]

HAHAHAHAHA :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Konovalov]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Very creative Oberon.

[Abraham]

... am i being cloned ?

if so i want it back :nope:
Don't worry, Kaptan (or Kapitain, or whatever). It was just on the news that this Korean thing of cloning of humans was a big fraud...
Sience is not able to clone you (yet)!
:D

[Excalibur Bane]

just noticed a guy on the forums called kaptan and on some other forums the name kaptain and kapitain also apear :o

am i being cloned ?

if so i want it back :nope:

:o

You know, they do have medications for paranoia like that. I can recommend a few excellent anti-psychotics that would do the trick nicely. Let me know.

-- Dr. Bane :D

[XabbaRus]

Ah but the main question.

What is more worrying?

A paranoid Kapitain or a cloned Kapitain?

[TLAM Strike]

Does this mean we have to kill one to balance out the universe? :stare:

[Excalibur Bane]

Hmm.... :hmm:

I think we must destroy both copies, just in case. We wouldn't want a temporal paradox, now would we? :nope:

[Kapitan]

:o O GOD :o

[Abraham]

Hmmm....

I think we must destroy both copies, just in case. We wouldn't want a temporal paradox, now would we?
:o O GOD :o
Don't worry, Kapitain. It's contrary to the forum rules.
The rule: 'No personal attacks' includes all forms of physical violence.
So forget killing of Kapitain. Not during my watch...

Abraham
(with moderator cap on)

[Marhkimov]

Marhkimov - *WHACK!*
Kapitain - ouch...

Marhkimov - *STAB!*
Kapitain - bleeeeh...... :dead:

Abraham - GRRRRR!
Marhkimov - ruuuuuuuuun!

[Kapitan]

i may be a shrimp at 5 feet 10 inches and only 203lbs but i doubt your pansey punches do me any good :D

been boxing since i was six even took on my stepdad one day BIG MISTAKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all i knew was whack and waking up on my bed what happend inbetween who knows lol

[Oberon]

i may be a shrimp at 5 feet 10 inches and only 203lbs but i doubt your pansey punches do me any good :D

been boxing since i was six even took on my stepdad one day BIG MISTAKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all i knew was whack and waking up on my bed what happend inbetween who knows lol

He's pretty good with a blaster pistol too!

http://www.jedinet.com/prequels/news/forbidden/36.jpg

[Abraham]

i may be a shrimp at 5 feet 10 inches and only 203lbs but i doubt your pansey punches do me any good :D
been boxing since i was six ...
@ Kapitain:
You are not alowed to hit back at Marhkimov when he whacks and stabs you under those same forum rule!
Neal doesn't condone ANY physical violence on the forum.

Abraham
:D

[Takeda Shingen]

Ah but the main question.

What is more worrying?

A paranoid Kapitain or a cloned Kapitain?

Also, who would be the more paranoid, the original, or the clone, knowing that he faces his end if discovered?

So, how do we know who is the real Kapitain?

[Oberon]

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Kapitain please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Kapitain please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen an Akula before
Jaws all on the floor like NATO, like the Alfa just burst in the door
and started whoopin their ass worse than before
they first were November, glowin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just go as fast as what I think he did, did he?"
And Oberon said... nothing you idiots!
Oberon's dead, he's locked in the brig (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Seawolves{*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Walker, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin our blueprints
Flippin the USA," "Yeah, but he's so KGB though!"
Yeah, he probably got a couple of screws up in his head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in Barrow's design rooms
Sometimes, I wanna get out to sea and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for subsimmers to bump a dead puss


http://www.apple-a-day-consulting.com/personal/photos/c3/c3-Thumbnails/18.jpg

O_o

[TLAM Strike]

You go Obie!

:rotfl: LMAO :rotfl:

[Abraham]

May I have your attention please?
Really nice, Oberon.
But somehow your work of art would have given me more immersion if you had left all capitals and reading signs out, 'condensed' it and added a few mistakes, like:

"
may i have your atention please may i have your atention pleas will the rael kapitain pleas standup i repeat will the rael kapitain please standup were gonna have a problem her
yall act like you never seen akula before jaws all on the floor like nato like the alfa just burst in the door and started whoopin their ass worse than before they first wer november glowin her over furnitur ahh its the return of the ah wait no way your kiddin he didnt just goas fast as what i think he did did he
and oberon said nothing you idiots oberons dead hes locked in the brig lol feminist women luv seawolves

walker im sick of him look at him walkin around grabbin our bleuprints flippin the usa yeah but hes so kgb tho yeah he probably got a couple of screws up in his head loos but no worse than whats goin on in barrows design rooms lol

sometimes i wanna get outto sea and just let loos but cant but its cool for subsimmers to bump a dead pus
lol
"

That way it is more in line with the title of the topic.
:D

Abraham

(with party cap on)
:-j

[TLAM Strike]

You forgot to "put on" some head gear Abraham! :lol:

[Onkel Neal]

:rotfl:

[Abraham]

You forgot to "put on" some head gear Abraham! :lol:
Neither did I mention weird colored sheep that ran away or just came back.
But then, you can't have everything at once, can you?
:D

[TLAM Strike]

If you're omnipotent you can...
(trust me I know :P )

[Abraham]

You forgot to "put on" some head gear Abraham! :lol:
Neither did I mention weird colored sheep that ran away or just came back.
But then, not being omnipotent, I can't have everything at once, can I?
:D

[TLAM Strike]

Well... if you could travel fast enough you could be everywhere in the universe at once. Is that close enough to having everything at once?

[Abraham]

But then, being everywhere, the sheep couldn't run away or come back!
So in this case, omnipotence is impossible, which automatically proves that it is non-existing!
:P

(Mind you: thinking this deep on New Years morning at 07:30!)

[TLAM Strike]

They can be everywhere but they don't have to go everywhere or anywhere... :hmm: