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retired1212
12-15-05, 06:01 AM
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. What a peaceful & loving couple". A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyonand took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife quietly said, "That's once".

We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I started an angry protest over her treatment of the horse, while I was shouting; She looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'.

And we lived happily ever after!!"
gdogghenrikson
12-15-05, 06:14 AM
:rotfl:
Camaero
12-15-05, 06:32 AM
Haven't heard that one! Good Laugh! :rotfl:
Sixpack
12-15-05, 07:15 AM
:up: Funny as hell.


Dude, you seem so obsessed with relationships.
Konovalov
12-15-05, 07:35 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Perhaps Oombongo is a marriage counselour or relationship dispute mediator? :hmm:
The Avon Lady
12-15-05, 08:21 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl:
That's two. :|\
retired1212
12-15-05, 08:24 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Perhaps Oombongo is a marriage counselour or relationship dispute mediator? :hmm:

:up: Funny as hell.
Dude, you seem so obsessed with relationships.

I am married too so I understand the pain of other MUTE husbands who can't come forward :D
retired1212
12-15-05, 08:27 AM
That's two. :|\

God may help The Avon Gentleman :yep:
Bellman
12-15-05, 12:00 PM
:rotfl: ''Thats two.'' :rotfl:

:damn: Losers............................................ .................................................. ..........arent we ? :yep: ;)

Fight Back :arrgh!: :hulk:
Bang !! :huh: :o :oops:

:dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead:

:-j
retired1212
12-15-05, 04:14 PM
:rotfl: ''Thats two.'' :rotfl:

:damn: Losers............................................ .................................................. ..........arent we ? :yep: ;)

Fight Back :arrgh!: :hulk:
Bang !! :huh: :o :oops:

:dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead:

:-j

I am afraid that you'll be labeled as male chauvinist :D
Fish
12-15-05, 05:50 PM
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ;)
The Avon Lady
12-16-05, 04:04 AM
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ;)
Must've been a few decades ago, behind the iron curtain? Another Cold War story.
Abraham
12-16-05, 08:18 AM
Wow, the General Topic Forum can be funny after all.
Probably something to do with me being absent and not talking about the Waffen SS or Muslim extremists...
:-?

That's why I better not tell that funny joke I heard the other day about an inflatable sex-doll.
CCIP
12-16-05, 01:45 PM
The girl of my dreams.

Seriously, I always said I need a woman who can keep my ego under control. Couldn't think of a better way :rotfl:
Fish
12-16-05, 01:59 PM
I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!

(Dangerfield)