why did the woman cross the road

[micky1up]

thats not the point why isnt she in the kitchen :lol:

[The Avon Lady]

How would you like your computer unplugged in mid-game, leading to a permanent hard drive sector error? :hmm:

Better yet, why don't you cross the road while your wife is just driving in?

Accident my eye! :smug:

[gdogghenrikson]

thats not the point why isnt she in the kitchen :lol: Really, why arnt you in the kitchen :down:

[gdogghenrikson]

How would you like your computer unplugged in mid-game, leading to a permanent hard drive sector error? :hmm:

Better yet, why don't you cross the road while your wife is just driving in?

Accident my eye! :smug: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up:

[Ramius]

thats not the point why isnt she in the kitchen :lol:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Camaero]

Better watch out for Avon Lady lol. :yep:

[Hitman]

thats not the point why isnt she in the kitchen

Well at least in my case my wife crossed the road to go shopping because she had finished with the kitchen, the home, her job and our child's care long ago...and that all before I was able to even finish a small part of my job. Modern women are way efficient, seems to me :hmm:

[Kapitan]

if i said that to my girl friend

1) id be kicked in the groin
2) hit with the frying pan
3) castrated

[Oberon]

if i said that to my girl friend

1) id be kicked in the groin
2) hit with the frying pan
3) castrated

Only three options of pain? Mine can come up with at least twenty! :o :huh:

[Kapitan]

lol giver her time shes young yet :P

[gdogghenrikson]

if i said that to my girl friend

1) id be kicked in the groin
2) hit with the frying pan
3) castrated

Only three options of pain? Mine can come up with at least twenty! :o :huh: :rotfl:

[Ramius]

if i said that to my girl friend

1) id be kicked in the groin
2) hit with the frying pan
3) castrated

ahh now you see you'd have to get it right and make sure she was chained to the sink first :up:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Kapitan]

not a bad idea :hmm:

[Hitman]

if i said that to my girl friend

1) id be kicked in the groin
2) hit with the frying pan
3) castrated


When my wife returned from shopping I showed her this post, and guess what? She did agree with Kapitain's wife...but in a slightly different order:

1) Kicked in the groin
2) Castrated
3) Guess what she would use the frying pan for, to serve me as dinner, given previous point 2) :o

[Polak]

In Poland we have a saying :D
"Kobiety do garów" in english it means something like,
"All women to the stoves" :D

[Kapitan]

i dont have a wife :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

[Oberon]

i dont have a wife :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Give her time Kap ;)
I'm partway there :know:

[Kapitan]

erm she is 15 im 17 erm kinda long way to go considering her dad wouldnt let me marry her unless he was dead

[Hitman]

i dont have a wife


Oh, sorry I misread it, but don't worry you'll have one sooner or later. They are really persistent and always get what they want, much unlike us ;)

But there are other options, watch this short tale a friend of mine told me some time ago:

A long, long time ago, there was a nice young man who was inloved with a young and pretty girl. He decided to ask her to marry him, and the girl replied: NO. And so the young man did not marry, stayed bachelor and lived forever happy, going to watch soccer with his friends whenever he wanted, getting drunk without someone complaining about it when he returned home, and having sex with as many possible woman as he could :lol:

[retired1212]

Once a scientist decided to understand what a woman really is. After years of research and the hardwork, that fella finally understood the women.

Guess what? He laughed, laughed and laughed and...died :shifty:

[gdogghenrikson]

i dont have a wife :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

I don't want a wife. But my Girlfriend wants a husband

[Kapitan]

well best to stay single for me untill i about 30 any way get my career sorted first just as long as she dont come home and say im pregnant im all right