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Excalibur Bane
11-20-05, 03:27 PM
After an intense surface battle with a smaller destroyer, aboard U-103, poor Helmut begins to question the Captain's sanity....

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b311/excaliburbane/helmet.jpg


:arrgh!:

Just another day for U-103, mutiny is beginning to set in after 76 days holding station in grid AM53. I've ordered the few remaining loyal officers to break out the arms. It won't be long before Helmut convinces Gunther and the rest to subdue me and take me back to Kiel to face charges of suspected stupidty and flagrant aggressiveness.

I have prepared my defence as I write this, it was almost certainly the continual messages from BdU over the last two years. Finally, I snapped when I received the last one...."Be more aggressive!" :D

-- Lieutenant Commander Jeremy Matte (A French Captain! :o ), U-103

Excalibur Bane
11-20-05, 07:44 PM
No sense of humor, huh?

What a shock. :roll:

supersloth
11-20-05, 09:53 PM
helmut says, "Wut jue lookin at foo!".

Laughing Swordfish
11-20-05, 11:36 PM
"I don't care if you are the Kapitan, Sir, you know it's my turn in the shower first"

IRONxMortlock
11-21-05, 03:55 AM
I know what you mean.

Ever since I killed my last crew, my latest batch of vict... ahhhh, men, have been giving me the nastiest looks.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-7/1046166/ColdStare.jpg

I now sleep in my bunk with a locked and loaded luger under my pillow.

EDIT - BTW Bane, do you have the anemia or scurvy mod loaded or something? Your man there looks kind of pale. ;)
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bookworm_020
11-21-05, 04:20 PM
I thought my crew were a little weird. Yours are giving me the creeps :o

May I suggest you transfer to the easter front as a foot slogger. The Russians may be kinder.