Grh. Mrh? Brnhr. Graagh!

[Dan D]

Got mail today:

"D‮ae‬r web.de Memb‮re‬,

We mu‮ts‬ ch‮kce‬ t‮ah‬t y‮uo‬r web.de ID was re‮deretsig‬ by r‮ae‬l pe‮po‬le. So, to he‮pl‬ web.de pre‮nev‬t aut‮mo‬ated
regi‮oitarts‬ns, p‮esael‬ cli‮kc‬ on t‮sih‬ li‮kn‬ and co‮elpm‬te c‮do‬e verif‮aci‬tion proc‮sse‬:

........link......
Th‮kna‬ youu"

I got the meaning because I speak a little Zombish myself :|\ .
Grh. Mrh? Brnhr. Graagh!

I wonder, if they get much response. Only Zombies with special skills called "memory of life" are able to put a mouse over a link and click it. They are a few. :dead:

Sry for the spam. I could not find the offical joke thread. :arrgh!:

[Type941]

Well, at least you aren't being solicited by Mr. King Mhasa of Gharzia, a 2nd chairman of National Bank and a thrid Cousing to the king of Ephiopia, who was representing rebels and now WANTS YOU to help him with smuggling the 26000000 (twenty six million us dollars) out, and will pay you 10million in comission, just give him your contacts.


I think i've had like 4000 of these emails by now. Every time it starts differently, and I wonder who is the pathetic twat that sends these out. Man they should throw the bastards into court for this,

[Oberon]

http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cgi-bin/comic.pl?fivelast=1017&theme=12&bytheme=first

:up:

[Abraham]

Well, at least you aren't being solicited by Mr. King Mhasa of Gharzia, a 2nd chairman of National Bank and a thrid Cousing to the king of Ephiopia, who was representing rebels and now WANTS YOU to help him with smuggling the 26000000 (twenty six million us dollars) out, and will pay you 10million in comission, just give him your contacts.
Wow Type941. Are you lucky!
I was only contacted by the widow of the former President of Nigeria to make my bank account available for a huge indirect money transfer to Switserland. I know the woman (from TV) and she trusted me, so I complied.
Guess what? I booked a nice wintersports holiday and ordered a nice new car! The money should come any day now...
:D
@ Oberon:
Thanks for the funny link!

[werauchimmer]

Nigeria-Connection. We had a thread with a few links in here ages ago. One of the links pointed to a site where people made fun of the frauds. "Of course I´ll transfer 10k pounds of you and of course I trust you. But to be absoultely sure that you are real, I need a photo of you with a dead fish on your head and a sign saying "i c wiener." Guess what happened...

[The Avon Lady]

There are people who beat the Nigerian scammers out of good money.

I'm sure someone can find the links to these brave loonies somewhere.

[Type941]

It's funny though, that NIgeria has recently changed to something else. It's Europe lately. NOw it's a guy from Switzerland who's in Nigeria. He wants his cheese back.

EDIT: I did almost say "I bet if I go to my email now, I'll find one new message from the sons of ****** " but thought, not worth the bother. Well, checked I did, and guess what! :up: :rotfl:


Dear Sir/Madam,
In order to transfer out £26,000,000.00 (twenty six Million Pounds
Sterling)from our bank here,I have the courage to look for a reliable and honest person who will be capable for this important transaction,believing that you willnever let me down either now or in future.I am the auditor and head of computing department of national westminister bank london plc.(natwest bankplc london) There is an account opened in this bank in 1995 and since my inception into office in 2001,nobody has operated on this account again,after going through some old files,Idiscovered that if i do not remit this money out urgently, it will be forfeitedfor nothing.
I know that this message will come to you as a surprise as we have
nevermet.But be sure that this transaction is real and genuine too.I will usemy position and influence on other staffs to effect the legal approvals and onward transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance from the foreign payment department.With assurance that this money will be intact pending my physical arrival in your country for the sharing and possible investments.Please reply immediately to my private email
address:(louis_morris11989@yahoo.co.in).
Thanks,
Sincerely yours,
LOUIS MORRIS.

Yes, it was a surprise 2 years ago when it came to my work email, you tw*t, but after seeing the SAME text for 600000 times, I wonder what the *******.

I hope the spam bots pick up his email. :arrgh!:

[Iceman]

LMAO... :rotfl: The ole I'm trying to share my millions with ya scam s LOL....I had a co-worker this morning come up to me today and told me he got a message from someone claiming they knew he had been looking at or had porn materials on his computer.I had to control myself when asking "Did they offer to get rid of it for some money?"...he said...Yea?.....ROFL when I told him sounds like ya just got some spyware on his computer....LOL.We have a saying at our work....To stupid To own a computer lol. :D