View Full Version : There are no chicks in this game
BettingUrlife
10-31-05, 10:26 AM
It's official now, there are no French chicks in this game. Just finished cruising the Med in my decked out Type VII with the shag carpet, mirrored ceilings and disco ball in the Officer's lounge looking to pick chicks along the med, but struck out. Even had the extra large 'perv' binoculars with the extra magnification for zoom ins out, but couldn't find one single chick in the game. They are definitely not here!
Mike 'Red Ocktober' Hense
10-31-05, 10:32 AM
try the Leisure Suit Larry AddOn for SH3 :-j
i'm sure that'll add exactly the dimension you want to the game :up:
--Mike
wetwarev7
10-31-05, 10:51 AM
try the Leisure Suit Larry AddOn for SH3 :-j
i'm sure that'll add exactly the dimension you want to the game :up:
--Mike
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Yeah, when you launch a torp, you have a chick telling you to press up, up, down, down, left, right, down......
If you do it in the right sequence, the torp hits, and you get a cut-scene of her bouncing on a trampolene....
But does your uboat have pneumatics?
I've heard that bouncing boats make all the difference to those French babes...without it, you're toast.
I know a bloke called Caesar, might be able to rig you up with some :up:
wetwarev7
10-31-05, 11:42 AM
But does your uboat have pneumatics?
I've heard that bouncing boats make all the difference to those French babes...without it, you're toast.
I know a bloke called Caesar, might be able to rig you up with some :up:
Heh....GTU...Grand Theft U-Boot..... :rotfl:
Where's the part where you get to jack a destroyer and run over swimmers?
iceflatline
10-31-05, 05:18 PM
It's official now, there are no French chicks in this game. Just finished cruising the Med in my decked out Type VII with the shag carpet, mirrored ceilings and disco ball in the Officer's lounge looking to pick chicks along the med, but struck out. Even had the extra large 'perv' binoculars with the extra magnification for zoom ins out, but couldn't find one single chick in the game. They are definitely not here!
Dude, it's 1940. What's shag carpet? What's mirrored ceilings? And what the hell is Disco!?
benetofski
10-31-05, 07:25 PM
You are on the wrong boat Meine Herr!
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ve3ega/images/Zentrale.jpg
Kissaki
10-31-05, 08:30 PM
You are on the wrong boat Meine Herr!
ROFL!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
lol complete with G-String and a "target" tattoo.
Sweet.
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BettingUrlife
10-31-05, 08:32 PM
I always thought Wolfgang looked sweet in those pants, now his secret is out ... err her secret is out.
gdogghenrikson
11-01-05, 01:23 AM
of course no chicks (woman couldn't serve on subs in that time era)
kanderstag
11-01-05, 03:49 AM
of course no chicks (woman couldn't serve on subs in that time era)
Yet oddly enough, they could build them. Go figure. Subs full of seamen.
Walsung
11-01-05, 07:11 AM
It's official now, there are no French chicks in this game. Just finished cruising the Med in my decked out Type VII with the shag carpet, mirrored ceilings and disco ball in the Officer's lounge looking to pick chicks along the med, but struck out. Even had the extra large 'perv' binoculars with the extra magnification for zoom ins out, but couldn't find one single chick in the game. They are definitely not here!
the kriegsmarine doesn't allow nurses among the crew by but i think there is a pin up mod at http://u-boot.realsimulation.com/ i hope it helps :-j
wetwarev7
11-01-05, 10:26 AM
You are on the wrong boat Meine Herr!
That's priceless!!!! :rotfl:
frogdog
11-01-05, 11:13 AM
While the tat and G-string might serve as a morale booster (Beery's crew)...despite the eye-candy, I would prefer to meet her in a bar in Berlin (off-duty) as opposed to glancing to my left and seeing her on the dive planes during a depth charge ****storm. Under THOSE circumstances... I want to see the harriest, porno-reading deck ape imaginable, singing, laughing and cursing at the Grim Reaper with me! I DO NOT want to see my wife, mother, daughter, secretary or mistress. Maybe I'm just weird and not politically correct enough, though.
By the way Beery...if you read this...I DO NOT agree with your social philosophy, but I love your mods!!! Takes all kinds to make the world go 'round.
Hartmann
11-01-05, 11:15 AM
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i like the new member of the crew, no more booring patrols :-j
good idea take her to board
kanderstag
11-01-05, 11:39 AM
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i like the new member of the crew, no more booring patrols :-j
good idea take her to board
Hopefully she is a man-hating, die-hard lesbian. While the military still can't get this right, hopefully she has reasonable protections from sexual harassment.
From all accounts submariners in the war barely bathed or even changed clothes.
I don't think she'd be in any danger after 2 or 3 days out...
'enuff said.
frogdog
11-01-05, 12:10 PM
I "like" the new crew member also. But I still say...I like her a lot better on shore under less stressful circumstances than under life or death circumstances where balls...not babes...are the order of the day.
There was a Joan of Arc...there was a a Molly Pitcher...and a variety of other historical female warriors throughout history...as Berry points out. There were at least five female snipers in THE 'NAM (bad guy side). They were VERY good. I killed one...after she had taken over 37 Marines (Khe San). But...I still would not want to bet MY life on the off-chance that Suzie Q would evolve into a fire breathing Dragon Lady in a combat situation, unless her own children's lives were immediately at stake.....as opposed to reverting to a schniviling coward under those same circumstances. You have enough trouble with guys under those conditions without compounding the problem by introducing women into the equation. Why would one introduce a very real negative probability into an already uncertain situation on the chance that it might work one out of (at best) ten thousand times. The risk ain't worth the reward. Not when the life of my men...as well as my own, are dependent on individual excellence and sacrifice under extremely stressful, jungle-rules circumstances. FROGDOG. Qualified in subs/Navy SEAL (and, God help us all, practicing lawyer)
Good Lord...a Navy Seal who is now a lawyer.
I sure wouldn't want to be opposing council if you were on a case!!
SteamWake
11-01-05, 01:46 PM
LMAO.. spitting soda.. great now I gotta get another keyboard.
Okay now I'm cringing in the corner awaiting Avon Ladys wrath.
frogdog
11-01-05, 02:38 PM
Forget opposing counsel...what I would not want to be is Avon Lady having to get on a bus in Tel Aviv to go to a movie and being surrounded by an assortment of raghead fruit cakes...anyone of which might be wearing a Semtex vest that day!! That takes guts...day in and day out. Hooyah! Avon Lady. Sink 'em all.
The Avon Lady
11-01-05, 02:52 PM
Forget opposing counsel...what I would not want to be is Avon Lady having to get on a bus in Tel Aviv[/url]
I live in Jerusalem. Rarely am I in Tel Aviv.
[quote]to go to a movie and being surrounded by an assortment of raghead fruit cakes...anyone of which might be wearing a Semtex vest that day!! That takes guts...day in and day out. Hooyah! Avon Lady. Sink 'em all.
This is a bit silly. Fortunately, the situation hasn't been like that for the most part for quite some time now. Of course, it can all easily return. Israeli pols have been doing some really stupid things when it comes to security.
LMAO.. spitting soda.. great now I gotta get another keyboard.
Okay now I'm cringing in the corner awaiting Avon Ladys wrath.
You ruined a perfectly good keyboard?!?!?!?! :o
PREPARE TO DIE! :arrgh!:
Avon, are you a Jewish or Arab resident of Jerusalem?
The Avon Lady
11-01-05, 03:08 PM
Avon, are you a Jewish or Arab resident of Jerusalem?
Eskimo. :roll:
wetwarev7
11-01-05, 03:12 PM
Avon, are you a Jewish or Arab resident of Jerusalem?
Eskimo. :roll:
That's one heck of a climate change.... :o
The Avon Lady
11-01-05, 03:14 PM
Avon, are you a Jewish or Arab resident of Jerusalem?
Eskimo. :roll:
That's one heck of a climate change.... :o
Do you have any idea what the price of muktuk is around here?! :damn:
wetwarev7
11-01-05, 03:16 PM
Avon, are you a Jewish or Arab resident of Jerusalem?
Eskimo. :roll:
That's one heck of a climate change.... :o
Do you have any idea what the price of muktuk is around here?! :damn:
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The Avon Lady
11-01-05, 03:36 PM
Avon, are you a Jewish or Arab resident of Jerusalem?
Eskimo. :roll:
I think I better give a straight-faced answer just for the record: Jewish.
SteamWake
11-01-05, 03:37 PM
You ruined a perfectly good keyboard?!?!?!?!
PREPARE TO DIE!
LOL wasent referring to the keyboard.. oh Never Mind :|\
frogdog
11-01-05, 03:52 PM
Very few non-Jewish individuals...even those in very deep cover (Eskimos?) will post the Star of David flag on their web site. Hooyah Avon Lady.
Okay, sorry...I honestly didn't look hard at his sig. I never looked at his web-site...didn't even know he had one.
I only asked because my Jewish friends aren't exactly "happy" when I say I'm playing a U-Boat sim on the German side.
Same goes for a fellow Rotarian who served on British escort destroyers during the war on the Murmansk runs.
frogdog
11-01-05, 05:53 PM
Actually...its HER web site. Go ye forth and sin no more. FROGDOG
frogdog
11-01-05, 06:00 PM
Also... my current wife is a Rotarian. They really have no sense of humor. She is also (God forbid, a lawyer). God bless us all Tiny Tim!!! More snipers...fewer lawyers.
kanderstag
11-01-05, 06:08 PM
Just wait till you tell them about Call of Duty 3: Defend the Reichland!
Check this out, the american navy will allow women to do any of their jobs except submarine and seals. Not sure the difference of being a nuclear officer on a ship versus submarine, but things are much more open than I thought.
benetofski
11-01-05, 06:33 PM
Curval wrote:
I only asked because my Jewish friends aren't exactly "happy" when I say I'm playing a U-Boat sim on the German side.
Same goes for a fellow Rotarian who served on British escort destroyers during the war on the Murmansk runs.
Ummmmm, :hmm: let me see, perhaps your Jewish friends are either 'anti-war', 'anti-german' or totally brainwashed! (BTW Avon Lady exemplifys what (we) playing SH3 is all about - ITS A COMMUNITY and it's a GAME - anything else is probably in the individuals 'mind', but 'Avon Lady' is much better qualified to answer you than I (being of German decent)!
Your Rotary Club friend probably revelled in the destruction of any German u-boot, chalking it up as a 'kill' - so, really, he has no room to talk! :-j
Moral here is 'ALL' war brings unnecessary suffering (mostly to innocents), the Jews had their own form of private hell in the 'Holocaust', Britain had 'Dunkirk', France, had their 'fair share of Wars', Russia had their 'revolution' and, Germany had their own holocaust in the fire storm of 'Dresden'.
Even more recently new wars have captured the World's attention: Vietnam, IRA, Mogadishu, Kosova, Iraq etcettra....
We, here on the forums (and this is not directed at you Curval) accept that we have chosen a game that has something of an historical theme - but.....................
It beats the hell out of 'Doom' or 'Need for Speed' :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Wow...not sure what everyone's problem here is...I'm just trying to have a wee discussion.
Avon Lady...I meant no offense. I was just trying to get your "take" on playing on the German side being Jewish.
frogdog
11-01-05, 07:59 PM
As we play a game...the thrill is in the kill...regardless of one's political persuasion. In "real life"...its makes all the difference in the world. Yea games...boo actual war. Games are fun (regardless of "side")...actual war is a 100% bummer...regardless of "side". Been there, done both...games (with female advesaries/friendlies) beat real war...hands down... always. Go Lady Submariners!!! Blast your enemies to the god (or gods) you believe in. FROGDOG.
Kissaki
11-01-05, 09:27 PM
Wow...not sure what everyone's problem here is...I'm just trying to have a wee discussion.
Avon Lady...I meant no offense. I was just trying to get your "take" on playing on the German side being Jewish.
Well, it's not like the rest of us are Nazies or anything either. :P My country was occupied by the Germans, but still I enjoy games where I get to be them. Why? Maybe there's something fulfilling about being the aggressor, maybe it's the German technology, maybe it's the language or the smart uniforms, I don't know. Besides, lack of good cuss-words notwithstanding, German has got to be the the most military language in the world :)
Also, why do we play pirate games, when we know the sort of cruelty many pirates were responsible for? Because it's fun, and perhaps it's fun to be the villain sometimes. :arrgh!:
And the German subs are the purtiest. That's what I think, anyway.
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Kpt. Lehmann
11-01-05, 11:23 PM
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The Avon Lady
11-02-05, 02:52 AM
Wow...not sure what everyone's problem here is...I'm just trying to have a wee discussion.
Avon Lady...I meant no offense. I was just trying to get your "take" on playing on the German side being Jewish.
I expressed my take here months ago, on a thread that went wild.
Let's stay on-topic.
Then again, maybe not. :shifty:
Did someone mention keyboard.
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Did someone mention keyboard.
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The Avon Lady
11-02-05, 05:54 AM
Did someone mention keyboard.
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The Phantom Of the Obootwaffe. :o
Thankyou , thankyou very much .
Well, it's not like the rest of us are Nazies or anything either. :P
If you actually read this thread you will notice that I did not accuse anyone of being a Nazi or anything else...my friends have been accused of quite a few things though, including being brainwashed.
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Avon Lady...I found that thread, thanks. I will now drop the matter after just mentioning the fact that I play this game too so there is no need for anyone to lecture me on game vs real life.
wetwarev7
11-02-05, 09:14 AM
on game vs real life.
What is this "real life" you speak of??? Is it a new MMORPG???
on game vs real life.
What is this "real life" you speak of??? Is it a new MMORPG???
Real Life, you know, where the sunrises are no where near as beautifull as in SH3.
Real life is smiliar to an RPG or Sim, but isn't as fun and the graphics aren't as good. :rotfl:
The Avon Lady
11-02-05, 01:22 PM
on game vs real life.
What is this "real life" you speak of??? Is it a new MMORPG???
Real Life, you know, where the sunrises are no where near as beautifull as in SH3.
You mean Secaucus, New Jersey?
wetwarev7
11-02-05, 01:24 PM
Real life is smiliar to an RPG or Sim, but ........ and the graphics aren't as good. :rotfl:
That depends on what you're drinking! :-j
I played Real Life long ago back when I was a lot younger and had the time. Unfortunately it wreaked havoc om my system and I had to do a total reboot.
I played Real Life long ago back when I was a lot younger and had the time. Unfortunately it wreaked havoc om my system and I had to do a total reboot.
LOL yeah. I had to do a total format as well.. :rotfl:
Kissaki
11-02-05, 02:06 PM
Did someone mention keyboard.
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Schleichfahrt! Cue dramatic music :D :rotfl:
Kissaki
11-02-05, 02:11 PM
Well, it's not like the rest of us are Nazies or anything either. :P
If you actually read this thread you will notice that I did not accuse anyone of being a Nazi or anything else...my friends have been accused of quite a few things though, including being brainwashed.
Oh no, didn't mean to imply that you accused anyone of anything. Just saying that just because she's Jewish doesn't mean she's so consumed by hatred for the Nazies that she doesn't recognize a good game when she sees one. What amazed me the most when I first came here and saw her posts was, "wow, a girl who likes u-boat sims!" :)
Marhkimov
11-02-05, 02:38 PM
In my game of Real Life, I have yet to encounter one of these:
"...a girl who likes u-boat sims!"
If I ever find her, though, I plan on adding her to my inventory. :D
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