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Abraham
10-31-05, 08:05 AM
Wow, we just had the hottest October weekend in 100 years. Sun, blue skies and between 20 to 23 C. Everybody went out, traffic jams everywhere...
:sunny:
Global heating certainly rocks.
:|\
I'm longing to see the Dutch win all the speed skating events during the Winter Olympics while I'm hanging out in a beach club, sipping an ice cold Absolut-orange and 'working' on my tan. I might even take my cap off...
Thanks Bill (Clinton) for not signing the Kyoto Protocol! :up:

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XabbaRus
10-31-05, 11:24 AM
Yea but if sea waters rise won't Holland be under water?
Abraham
10-31-05, 02:17 PM
Yea but if sea waters rise won't Holland be under water?All Dutchmen can swim like fish. Only some allochtones may have a problem, but I guess by then they'll be willing to emigrate again...
:D

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joea
10-31-05, 03:35 PM
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:-j
Abraham
10-31-05, 03:42 PM
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:-j
Sharp eyes you, joea!
:D
retired1212
10-31-05, 04:30 PM
so where snow lovers will go? In meat freezer? :shifty:
Abraham
10-31-05, 05:04 PM
so where snow lovers will go? In meat freezer? :shifty:
We are the best speed skaters in the world, in a country without ice. The solution: Skating halls, just like ice hockey halls in the States. We also have artificial snow pistes in huge halls. Leave it to the Dutch to find a solution for everything!
As an extra benefit, all these technologies stimulate global heating...

"Zwei Fliegen in einem Slag" (two flies in one catch) as Nietsche would have said!
:D

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retired1212
11-01-05, 05:04 AM
You should try ice hole swimming someday. It is fun. :yep:
:D
Also going out in -15C and less directly after the sauna feels great ;)
Rockstar
11-02-05, 10:18 AM
Global heating certainly rocks.

And if Thomas Gold's theory proves correct there'll be enough oil to extend summer sports and leisure for years to come.