George Bush, Global Warming, Martian SUVs and Haliburton

[Rockstar]

NASA's Mars Odyssey has revealed the martian polar ice caps are receeding at an approxiamate rate of 3.3 meters per martian year (687 earth days). Did Bush and Rove plant SUV technology in a visiting space craft to upset the enviromental balance of Mars? Is the Presidents announcement to explore Mars just another attempt to provide Haliburton transportation and no bid contracts to help Martians clean up the enviroment?

What does George Bush know, and when did he know it?

[Oberon]

It's simple, he's invading Mars for it's oil! :up:

Spielbergs WOTWs is wrong, the Martians won't invade us with their heat rays...we'll invade them with our h..err...Rovers...err...
:shifty:

[TLAM Strike]

Haliburton has nothing to do with this, its sounds like the work of Weyland-Yutani, or Aerotech, or Blue Sun!!

[Takeda Shingen]

Rockstar, I believe that your thread title almost singularly entails the content of the most recent four pages on this forum in a neat little package. All we need to do is work in Russian submarine superiority.

[August]

No. no no. It's Bush's callous disregard for the fragile martian environment. All those fuel hog polluting probes and rovers they sent there looking for signs of oil have caused a global warming trend that will spell doom for millions of undiscovered endangered martian species.

[mog]

NASA's Mars Odyssey has revealed the martian polar ice caps are receeding at an approxiamate rate of 3.3 meters per martian year (687 earth days). Did Bush and Rove plant SUV technology in a visiting space craft to upset the enviromental balance of Mars? Is the Presidents announcement to explore Mars just another attempt to provide Haliburton transportation and no bid contracts to help Martians clean up the enviroment?

What does George Bush know, and when did he know it?

If you would just write a book on this subject, millions of Frenchmen would buy it. :yep:

[Rockstar]

According to reports in the last several years the martian polar ice caps have been receeding at a measureable rate because of global warming. Now what I don't get is how scientists can determine so quickly cfc's, suv's, big oil and George Bush are the causes here on earth but have so far been unable to answer why it's happening out there. Could it be increased solar flare activity? Or is it really George Bush, NASA, Haliburton and King Zeleek of mars conspiring against the poor and disenfranchised metallic teal green martians.

[Abraham]

If George Bush would be a real Christian, read his Bible every day and had liustened to Skybird these terrible ecological disasters would not have happened to the people of New Orleans and the Marsian.