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ShipperS7
08-06-05, 06:24 PM
Hey, I know this is off topic but I thought alot of the members on this forum would like this: http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_jokes_20057151.asp

It's funny :rotfl:

Dowly
08-06-05, 06:39 PM
ROFL! That was a good one!!!

"T0J0: What is nukes?
T0J0: Holy ****! Holy ****! Holy ****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated*"

LOL :rotfl:

Ula Jolly
08-06-05, 06:44 PM
HAHAHAHAAAA!
"OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES"

iambecomelife
08-06-05, 06:52 PM
Hilarious ... and educational! :rotfl:

martes86
08-06-05, 07:08 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Type941
08-06-05, 07:29 PM
:rock: :rotfl: I needed that, good fun. The one about Iraq is lame, and nowhere near as good as the WW2 one.

Frank
08-06-05, 09:33 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: thats funny ... I havent laughed that hard in weeks! :up: :up: :up:

Fritz
08-06-05, 09:49 PM
lol, hillarious

Damo1977
08-06-05, 09:50 PM
Thanks for the laugh.......still :rotfl:

benetofski
08-06-05, 11:09 PM
Excellent Link - Thank You :rotfl:

... check out Iraqi Navy and Peter Rabbit Tank Killer ... in fact check all of them out! :D

Kondor77
08-06-05, 11:54 PM
ROFL! That was a good one!!!

"T0J0: What is nukes?
T0J0: Holy ****! Holy ****! Holy ****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated*"

LOL :rotfl:

Fitting, on the 60th anniversary of Hiroshima... :shifty:

Type941
08-07-05, 03:14 AM
it was funny, and shuold be taken as is, without some overloaded political agendas, etc.

Godalmighty83
08-07-05, 05:03 AM
i would have laughed if it was even vaguely accurate.

ICBM
08-07-05, 06:13 AM
BWAHAHA the funiest thing I read in a long time! :rotfl:

'paTTon: stfu'

:rotfl: :rotfl:

ShipperS7
08-07-05, 03:45 PM
Glad to see you guys liked it :D

Ginger Beer
08-07-05, 04:21 PM
I saw this at Wolvesatwar.com and I agree, it's bloody funny. Anyone who hasn't read it yet...do so. It really is hilarious. :rotfl:

martes86
08-07-05, 04:27 PM
i would have laughed if it was even vaguely accurate.

It wasn't mean to be accurate. That's for what History books are for. That was just a "How would have WW2 been if it were a RTS game with its chat room recorded?". And for me, it's quite good. :D

Ula Jolly
08-07-05, 04:41 PM
HAHAHA! :rotfl: "The luftwaffle are attacking me"

U-49
08-07-05, 11:18 PM
lol, good stuff!

DerKaleun
08-08-05, 09:46 AM
Damn this rules :rock: I almost fell of the chair reading this! Great stuff :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Ginger Beer
08-08-05, 12:51 PM
i would have laughed if it was even vaguely accurate.

It is vaguely accurate ! Its more than vaguely accurate in fact.

Carcassonne
08-08-05, 12:56 PM
Sadly, this may be the only way history may be soon taught in our High Schools. :roll:

FesterShinetop
08-08-05, 01:42 PM
Man, this was hilarious! :rotfl: Thanks for posting this! :up:

Godalmighty83
08-08-05, 02:23 PM
Sadly, this may be the only way history may be soon taught in our High Schools. :roll:

i was distubed to here that a class in the us was shown u-571 in a history class.

that said we were treated to the final episode of blackadder goes forth.

Carcassonne
08-08-05, 02:27 PM
Sadly, this may be the only way history may be soon taught in our High Schools. :roll:

i was distubed to here that a class in the us was shown u-571 in a history class.

that said we were treated to the final episode of blackadder goes forth.

Honestly, U-571 was used as a history lesson? Oh man, how wrong is that. You know I was thinking about my High School Junior Year History teacher...you know, it never dawned on me at the time, but she sure taught history with her own political agenda.

Ula Jolly
08-08-05, 02:29 PM
I saw u-571 when I was 12 or 13, so I may have to see it again to understand what is so deeply wrong.

dean_acheson
08-08-05, 03:01 PM
This is really funny, I think I posted something about it a few weeks ago after a friend emailed it to me...

LA_Dodger
08-08-05, 03:40 PM
Whats wrong with watching U-571 in a history class? If the class was studying the battle of the Atlantic, then its relevent, even if its not accurate. They probably werent using it as a lesson, just taking a break to watch a movie.

clive bradbury
08-08-05, 06:58 PM
Whats wrong with watching U-571 in a history class? If the class was studying the battle of the Atlantic, then its relevent, even if its not accurate. They probably werent using it as a lesson, just taking a break to watch a movie.

Because:

(1) It is a cheap, shallow cop-out. How about teaching history properly. A tutor who does their job right can get the relevant points over in an interesting way without recourse to trite Hollywood drivel.

(2) Kids today already seem to 'learn' their history (and almost everything else, for that matter) from Hollywood. Any teacher worth their salt should be fighting this trend to their dying breath.

Frank
08-08-05, 07:06 PM
You know I was thinking about my High School Junior Year History teacher...you know, it never dawned on me at the time, but she sure taught history with her own political agenda.

I wonder what one hasnt!? :know:

Frank

LA_Dodger
08-08-05, 09:57 PM
Whats wrong with watching U-571 in a history class? If the class was studying the battle of the Atlantic, then its relevent, even if its not accurate. They probably werent using it as a lesson, just taking a break to watch a movie.

Because:

(1) It is a cheap, shallow cop-out. How about teaching history properly. A tutor who does their job right can get the relevant points over in an interesting way without recourse to trite Hollywood drivel.

(2) Kids today already seem to 'learn' their history (and almost everything else, for that matter) from Hollywood. Any teacher worth their salt should be fighting this trend to their dying breath.

Was the whole "not using it as a lesson" not clear? I wasn't saying that it's ok to use U-571 to teach, I was saying that just because someone heard that some kids "watched U-571 in a history class" doesnt mean that teachers are using it to instruct their students. :roll:

clive bradbury
08-09-05, 06:19 AM
It is the word 'probably' that is important. You made one assumption, I chose to make another. Maybe as a university history lecturer I am a little more cynical about modern teaching methods in school (I judge it from the standard of students I receive from that system...).